Msaada wako: Dating life!

[Senior Boss]

Tafteni hela wadogo zangu....love and brokedness are two uncompatible things.

Ukitaka kuyafurahia maisha tafta hela kwa bidii alaf kuwa gentleman kwa watoto wazuri (usiwe na mkono mfupi na si lazima uwe na hela nyingi ka Mengi, Bill Gates etc.)

Ukiwa na hela hata kucheka unacheka kwa pause...u gotta learn to race in her mind and make sure u win.

I'm Out.

 

[Money Penny]

Biashara ya kondoo mkia bhana...kwa wachinjaji tunalifahamu hili!

Uuuwi ahahaha

 

[Money Penny]

Tafteni hela wadogo zangu....love and brokedness are two uncompatible things.

Ukitaka kuyafurahia maisha tafta hela kwa bidii alaf kuwa gentleman kwa watoto wazuri (usiwe na mkono mfupi na si lazima uwe na hela nyingi ka Mengi, Bill Gates etc.)

Ukiwa na hela hata kucheka unacheka kwa pause...u gotta learn to race in her mind and make sure u win.

I'm Out.

Thank you!
You is one classic man nimekutana nae JF, wengine wao humu wanaongeaga vituko, wasaidie wadogo zako buana

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Uuuwi ahahaha

wee unao mkuu? Kama huna usijisikie unyonge, hata Eva mke wa Adam hakujaaliwa mkia!

 

[Tunakodisha Bunduki]

Nahisi unataka ligi unapindisha maneno sana. Umekurupuka kasome upya alichoandika na nilichomjibu

Kukurupuka tena? Tuheshimiane

 

[Numbisa]

Oohooo mkuki kwa nguruwe ee kwa binadamu mchungu ee

Kukurupuka tena? Tuheshimiane

 

[Tunakodisha Bunduki]

Oohooo mkuki kwa nguruwe ee kwa binadamu mchungu ee

Binti umeshindwa kutumia lugha ambayo siyo ya kukera?

 

[Numbisa]

Aah kumbe natumia lugha mbaya daah kuishi uswahilini tabu tupu. Nivumilie tu huku ndio kwetu

Binti umeshindwa kutumia lugha ambayo siyo ya kukera?

 

[Nalendwa]

Tafteni hela wadogo zangu....love and brokedness are two uncompatible things.

Ukitaka kuyafurahia maisha tafta hela kwa bidii alaf kuwa gentleman kwa watoto wazuri (usiwe na mkono mfupi na si lazima uwe na hela nyingi ka Mengi, Bill Gates etc.)

Ukiwa na hela hata kucheka unacheka kwa pause...u gotta learn to race in her mind and make sure u win.

I'm Out.

Haha, eti unacheka kwa pose
Hii ni kweli tho cos hata kuongea wanaongeaga kwa pose.
It's all about class.

 

[Senior Boss]

Thank you!
You is one classic man nimekutana nae JF, wengine wao humu wanaongeaga vituko, wasaidie wadogo zako buana

Thanks for the Love beib.

Chaaaii !! Swt hrt u kno me na. (In Nigerian Accent)

 

[124h]

me nataka mzungu nifanyeje ila Nina aibuuu na pombe sinywi nafwaa

 

[Money Penny]

Haha, eti unacheka kwa pose
Hii ni kweli tho cos hata kuongea wanaongeaga kwa pose.
It's all about class.

Amen sister Preach!

Thanks for the Love beib.

Chaaaii !! Swt hrt u kno me na. (In Nigerian Accent)

I got u daddy!

Mje na huku msome stori yangu basi ila muanzie page 1

Story: Side Chic & Main Chic ~ A Forever Battle

 

[Money Penny]

me nataka mzungu nifanyeje ila Nina aibuuu na pombe sinywi nafwaa

We mwanaume au mwanamke?!

 

[kirikou1]

Me sabuni tyu ni kitendo cha kwenda dukani na kununua kisha narudi gheto

Naona kampuni ya jamaa itabidi iongeze uzalishaji wa miche ya kutosha mkuu😀

 

[Nalendwa]

Amen sister Preach!

Mje na huku msome stori yangu basi ila muanzie page 1

Story: Side Chic & Main Chic ~ A Forever Battle

Money Penny acha tu, ukutane na wale 'DISTINGUISHED' halafu awe kwenye stage ya ku settle. Hiyo care yake sasa, Wallah utajiona queen

Hebu nikasome side/main chick mie...

 

[Nalendwa]

me nataka mzungu nifanyeje ila Nina aibuuu na pombe sinywi nafwaa

We mwanaume au mwanamke?!

Atakuwa mdada huyu na hizo aibu.

124 Itabidi uweke aibu zako kando, if you are really into white boys.

 

[Senior Boss]

Money Penny acha tu, ukutane na wale 'DISTINGUISHED' halafu awe kwenye stage ya ku settle. Hiyo care yake sasa, Wallah utajiona queen

Hebu nikasome side/main chick mie...

Inshort mtu ukiwa na ki IST au volks wagen golf na vihela vya dinner sijui lunch na gasoline. I'm telling u unaweza ukawa una hondomola watoto wakali balaa....watu lazima waseme una vijiti mfukoni.

Ni ujue tu ku play ur cards right, gentleness and sincere affection, simple but good casual wears, unyunyu wa kama 70K and sweet convesations.

Aaaargh, one needs to treat a woman in such a way dem akiwa stressed au kupitia challenge flan ana kukimbilia ww. Tehe

In my early twenties nilikua muoga sana wa these fine chicks but one day it all changed..after learning how its done.

 

[Money Penny]

Inshort mtu ukiwa na ki IST au volks wagen golf na vihela vya dinner sijui lunch na gasoline. I'm telling u unaweza ukawa una hondomola watoto wakali balaa....watu lazima waseme una vijiti mfukoni.

Ni ujue tu ku play ur cards right, gentleness and sincere affection, simple but good casual wears, unyunyu wa kama 70K and sweet convesations.

Aaaargh, one needs to treat a woman in such a way dem akiwa stressed au kupitia challenge flan ana kukimbilia ww. Tehe

In my early twenties nilikua muoga sana wa these fine chicks but one day it all changed..after learning how its done.

Heheheh, bra! Me naendesha discovery 4 naanzaje kudondoka kwako mwenye volkswagen au vits?!

Hata nikikubetia we hautakaa unikamate mimi! I have this confidence, you know am a classy bitch too

Labda wengine

 

[Money Penny]

Money Penny acha tu, ukutane na wale 'DISTINGUISHED' halafu awe kwenye stage ya ku settle. Hiyo care yake sasa, Wallah utajiona queen

Hebu nikasome side/main chick mie...

Ahahahahhaha, akyanani nimecheka mpaka boss kanikata jicho!
Umpate kama Papaa Mapene au Orijinal hauchomoki mweee!

Ila hao hawapatikani sasa huku chini chini kwetu kwa akina mashkolo mageni sijui wapi, mpaka uwapandie juu wamejaaje sasa 1st class planes na 1st class hotels, afu wapo single na divorces wana hela balaa

me nikiwaambiwa wadada wa JF wajiongeze wanakataaa ndio maana wanalia lia oh wanaume this! wanaume that! sasa kama hautaki kujiongeza si utawapata akina cheap thrillers wakulize mpaka uone rangi zote duniani?!

Kiru!
Embu me nikaandike stori ya saa 12 jioni mwe!

 

[bujumbura]

Kumbe wewe ni muuza nyapu!!