acha kamba wewe...mitaa hio yetu huwezi kugusa wewe....unapajua deluxe bar?
Ni Augustine "Jay Jay" Okocha.
Jamaa alikuwa mbaya sana kwenye chenga. Kuna kipindi wakati anachezea Eintracht Frankfurt alimramba chenga mchezaji mmoja hivi hadi huyo jamaa akateguka mguu.
Unacheza wewe!
I'm from here, I didn't come here.
Mi mpaka uwanja wa magunia pale Ilala nshacheza mechi huku kiunoni nimefunga mka wa taa - mechi kati ya Abajalo FC na Linea Mesina.
Utanambia nini wewe....
Nani anakumbuka lile jisongo la Wenge Musica BCBG - Ndombolo ya Solo?
Jamaa walitamba sana na hiyo staili yao ya ndombolo.
Nakumbuka pale kwa Macheni (Migomigo) kuna kipindi nilikuwa napenda sana kwenda kula bata wikendi.
Basi DJ akitwanga ndombolo ya solo wachuchu walikuwa wanamwaga radhi vibaya mno.
ha ha ha ha ona sasa UWANJA WA MAGUNIA ni pale msasani nyuma ya drive in [US embassy] maandazi road
muulize Asprin
acha kamba wewe...mitaa hio yetu huwezi kugusa wewe....unapajua deluxe bar?
Deluxe bar ya magomeni pale mimi nilikuwa nafuata mishkaki yao tu na chachandu hamna bar pale.
Deluxe ya sinza sasa ndio kumekucha na mishkaki ya samaki siku hizi nakula Didi's pub Obey-Masaki.
deluxe ya zamani sana....mi napenda jackys didi's naona ya matozi
Ha ha ha...watakuwa wako kwenye kikao kama kamati...waje na mbinu zipi nyingine...
Walizotumia nimepangua mpaka wamejishtukia...
Huyo Lara1 wanayemfata kila asemacho hata utumbo kama kondoo anapelekwa machinjoni ni mjanja zaidi yao...
Wao mziki huu umewazidi umri
Lara anajua wakati wa kurusha kombora na wakati wa kujificha..hawa wanatanguliza tu vichwa vyao bila kupima upepo...
Hahahahaaaha....umenikumbusha mbali sana ili tukio lilinifanya niachane na mambo ya sitaki nataka.
Enzi zile ndo nimeanza chuo kimoja maarufu kipo katikati ya jiji. Nilikutana na mkaka fulani basi siku iyo tumetoka, nikachelewa kurudi geti zimefungwa ikabidi niende nikalale kwake, hapo tumependeza na wajua tena pombe haina adabu inakimbilia chini. Basi kufika nikajifanya mgumu naleta za 1960 huku naitaji jamaa akageukia ukutani hadi kunakucha hakuna cha kubembeleza, basi toka siku iyo kama ndiyo ndiyo kama hapana hapana.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GRANNNY AKA BEST MOTHER ON EARTH HUJAJIBU HOJA ZETU KIBAO AU TUPE RUHUSA TUKUPESTIE HAPA!
CC ASKutasame angelita amu kiwatengu MPAKA UKAOMBEWA POOOOOOOOOOOOH! MASWALI MENGINE YALIKUWA RAHISI TU KUJIBU NDIO AU HAPANA?
SEMA SUU SAA HIVI MAANA NILIONA UNAOMBEWA OMBEWA POOO KWA PM OOOOH TUKUACHE MTU MZIMA, TUKARUDISHA MOYO NYUMA, SEMA SUUUUUUUUU TUANZE LIGI! NASUBIRI SUU YAKO! Mpaka ukaanza KULIKE NA KUPEWA KUBWA NA ASKUTASAME!
CC WOTE MLIO LIKE! MWAMBIENI GRANNY ASEME SUUU! MAISHA YAKO SIJIFICHI KWAKO WEWEEEEE! Mi humu nyani mzee nimekwepa mishale mingi sanaaaaaaaaaaaa! NASHILIA REKODI YA MISUTANO HUMU!
UKINIITA SIKU INGINE MENTION NA ALERT ITOKEE sio kibubu bubu! SEMA NENO MOJA TU KAZI IANZE!
Hahahahaaaaaaaa.... Nimecheka kwa masikitiko sana, huyu bibi anachekesha hivi anazani kukakaa kimya ni kumuogopa/ kumkimbia au anadhani hatuna shughuri na mambo mengine ya kufanya/tafakari ambayo niyamuhimu kuliko hili lakulichamba jitu zima hovyo lisilojielewa.
Naamini maneno ya yule aliyesema bibi bomba anaitaji maombi ni aibu kwa bibi mzima kupigishana kelele nawatoto. Hata Mimi nimekushinda kwabusara tukawasikiliza watu wazima wenzio waliokuombea pooh. Unamvamia kila anayekuambia ukweli kuonyesha jinsi gani unavyoweweseka.
Grandmaa ukimya ulikuwa heshima kwawale waliomba tukuache mana umeadhirika vyakutosha, ila uwezo wakukuchamba ninao tena mkubwa, na hivi sasa hivi Niko free karibu uwanjani wewe Nyumba kubwa njoo ukutane na ndogo.
Kweli wingi wa umri sio wingi wa akili niwingi wa makunyanzi.
Grandma sema suuuuu Niko hapa kukupa huduma nzuri.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GRANNNY AKA BEST MOTHER ON EARTH HUJAJIBU HOJA ZETU KIBAO AU TUPE RUHUSA TUKUPESTIE HAPA!
CC ASKutasame angelita amu kiwatengu MPAKA UKAOMBEWA POOOOOOOOOOOOH! MASWALI MENGINE YALIKUWA RAHISI TU KUJIBU NDIO AU HAPANA?
SEMA SUU SAA HIVI MAANA NILIONA UNAOMBEWA OMBEWA POOO KWA PM OOOOH TUKUACHE MTU MZIMA, TUKARUDISHA MOYO NYUMA, SEMA SUUUUUUUUU TUANZE LIGI! NASUBIRI SUU YAKO! Mpaka ukaanza KULIKE NA KUPEWA KUBWA NA ASKUTASAME!
CC WOTE MLIO LIKE! MWAMBIENI GRANNY ASEME SUUU! MAISHA YAKO SIJIFICHI KWAKO WEWEEEEE! Mi humu nyani mzee nimekwepa mishale mingi sanaaaaaaaaaaaa! NASHILIA REKODI YA MISUTANO HUMU!
UKINIITA SIKU INGINE MENTION NA ALERT ITOKEE sio kibubu bubu! SEMA NENO MOJA TU KAZI IANZE!
Dada Lara1 u make me laugh unapomuita mwenzako Granny while u are Granny yo'self.
Herein attached is post #252 u posted last year 2013,23rd July saa 13:54 ukishaua una age under 25....then boom,2014 for some strange reason in this same thread uka-claim you are 30yrz!!!
First Off,u are a proven LIAR,tutakuaminije tena sasa?...tutakuamini vipi kila ulichosema/utakaachosema ni kweli?
A lying bish has to be straight consistent....step up your game and u will earn respect,don lie an' shit!
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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Nishakubali mmenibamba nilitumia mbinu za ki Sitty Mtemvu IM SIXTY YEARS GOIN 61! HAPPY NOW?
When it comes to respect of LOSERS like you WELL YOU CAN KEEP YOUR RESPECT! consider it a GIFT from me! Like seriously busy earning your respect!!!!? Kid you must really really think your a.as is important around here! Sorry to dissapoint you kiddo but you don't really matter around here!
Angalia sasa.....blah blah kibaoo,defensive mechanisms nyiingi na matusi juu....its nt 'bout whose a.ss is important an' whose not....U are a LIAR,that's a fact!.....yaani mwaka jana 2013 mpaka mwaka huu 2014 wewe umerusha miaka MITANO,jeeez!!!!.....sasa guess what,ukiongelea umri tena no one will believe u,its not my law,its a universal laws....sasa,dispute that!i double dare u!
Sitti Abbas Mtemvu @ work..!
Sitti Abbas Mtemvu @ work..!
Hahahaaa huyo binti Mtemvu kachemka mbaya mno aisee.
Pamoja na kusoma kwake Marekani hana kabisa sophistication na mambo ya media.