Mjomba angu MASAWE.....................!

[Mtambuzi]

Ni mjasiriamali aliyetukuka, anapatikana jijini DAR.................!

 

[mwenyenchi]

Bwashee bwana, sijaja mjini kushangaa magorofa ati..

 

[tz1]

Hapo kilicho miss ni bench la shoe shine.

 

[LiverpoolFC]

Ni mjasiriamali aliyetukuka, anapatikana jijini DAR.................!

Mmmmmmmhh! Massawe!!

 

[Mzee]

Hongera zake, lazima tuwe na uchungu wa shilingi kama wachaga.

 

[SIMBA WA TARANGA]

Ngasakanya heleli mbee.

 

[gfsonwin]

hawa watu bwana kweli hawakuja kusuka shanga mjini. Ukimkuta anayefuga kwake kuna kila aina ya mfugo na duka la bidhaa juu..............

 

[Ringo Edmund]

kubip mia na hamsini.
jamaa ametumwa arudi na prado desember.

 

[Mtambuzi]

Hapo kilicho miss ni bench la shoe shine.

Benchi lipo mkuu................

 

[sister]

hiyo ndo raha ya wachaga hawachagui kazi as long as wanapata chochote.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Kweli Masssawe yuko juu
hajaja mjini kuuza sura

 

[LexAid]

Safi Sanaaaaaa!

 

[Ndallo]

Duh! Mpaka huduma ya KuBeep jamaa anatoa?

 

[Ndahani]

Haaahaaa...mmeanza kuchokoza watu sasa...

 

[Emanuel Makofia]

Akianza kuburuza vogue
utasikia jamaa alikuwa mwizi haiwezekani kapata wapi hela
kumbe kakomaa hata lunch haijui!!!!

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

na yeye si anadaiwa hela akichaji sim ni haki yake bwwana

Duh! Mpaka huduma ya KuBeep jamaa anatoa?