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Mdada anapomkunjia ndita ampendaye atarajie nini?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Rutashubanyuma, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    Yupo huyu mdada kweli anapendeza sanaaaaaa
    Yupo huyu kijana kweli anampenda huyu mdada lol..
    Penzi lao laelekea kuwaka na halina kizima moto lakini,
    Upo mushkeli katika dimbwi la mahaba yao tarajiwa..
    Mdada anapokunjia ndita ampendaye atarajie nini?

    Sijui ana deko lipi huyu mdada badala ya kicheko
    Kila amwonapo njemba wake huanza kukuda ndita!
    Jambo aulizwapo huanza kujibu mazogo bila lengo
    Kijana ameghafilika hajui anapendwa au anavumiliwa tu
    Mdada anapokunjia ndita ampendaye atarajie nini?

    Swahiba wa mdada wadai naye kashikwa pabaya
    Ila hizo ni hadaa zake aonekane kama hajapenda sana
    Khofu yake akionekana kafa pengine asije kufa kikwelikweli
    Hana imani na kijana kama naye anampenda kiuthabiti
    Mdada anapokunjia ndita ampendaye atarajie nini?

    Njemba sasa imetosheka na udhia sasa yawasha mataa
    Mdada kaghafirika hajui la kufanya kwani ndita siyo utu
    Kibuti chanukia nami kuwasuluhisha nimeghairi kabisa
    Waswahili husema wagombanapo ndugu chukua kapu ukavune
    Mdada anapokunjia ndita ampendaye atarajie nini?
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ujue huko nje kuna anaechekewa na kutabasamiwa hadi jino la 36!
    Wewe ushachokwa au kozoewa, na umekuwa kama mdogo wake wa kiume!...huh!
     
  3. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke mjinga atavunja ndoa kwa mikono yke yeye mwenyewe.
     
  4. Mnama

    Mnama JF-Expert Member

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    Mkimbize kama hasomeki ,badala ya kuonyesha furaha anaweka ndita ili iweje ?
     
  5. Freema Agyeman

    Freema Agyeman JF-Expert Member

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    atarajie kubembeleza/zwa
     
  6. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    na mwanaume mpumbavu uvunja ndoa yake kwa miguu yake mwenyewe
     
  7. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Baibo haisemi ivo.
     
  8. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    KakaJambazi huyu ni mjinga au mpumbavu?
     
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  9. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    Mnama ukimkimbiza utakimbiza wangapi? Anachohitaji ni kusomeshwa somo likamwingia barabara kichwani ya kuwa ndita hazina tija
     
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  10. Kyaiyembe

    Kyaiyembe JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu huyu mdada ana kisebusebu na .............!.
    Na bila kujua alishaoza ndiyo maana kaghafirika hajui la kufanya.

     
  11. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    inamaana haja penda wala hana busara.
     
  12. Manyanza

    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa huyo mdada anakunja ndita wakati gani? na hiyo tabia hiyo huwa anamfanyia mpenzi wake tu? na ameanza lini hiyo tabia au ni kawaida yake?
     
  13. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo kalazimishwa tu.
     
  14. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    mambo! Njema huko!
     
  15. Mnama

    Mnama JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaa mpaka apatikane the right one, we hujajua tu kinachoendelea hapo anamtisha mtu mzima ili awe mdogo kama piriton,sasa mtu mzima ukiona haiwezekani ya nini kubaki.
     
  16. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima kuna sababu tusiangalie upande mmoja
    Huwezi kumkunjia Ndita umpendae..
     
  17. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Rutashubanyuma may be kuna sababu
    hawezi tuu kuanza from nowhere anaanza kukunja ndita bila sababu
    Kuna jambo limemtokea ndo maana usimlaumu tuu
     
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  18. Nivea

    Nivea JF-Expert Member

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    Rutashubanyuma umepotea wewe hata salamu hamna?
    bwana wewe mimi haijawahi nitokea nikakunja ndita mini nikimuona wa moypo wangu popote huwa nakufa kicheko na kutabasamu yeye anacheka sana wala sijui kwa nini mfano labda ananisubiri sehemu nikitoa sura tu huwa anacheka mimi pia hoi,saa nyingine huwa anauliza haya leo umefanya nini mbona unacheka ila huwa nafurahi sana mpaka najikuta napitiliza nacheka wee.mimi nimejifunza Mtambuzi kasema kutabasamu ndio uzuri wa mwanamke nimefundwa mie na Mtambuzi hata nikiwa sina raha hujitahidi kutabasamu mie ili nipendeze pole yako wewe unayekunjiwa ndita Rutashubanyuma
     
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    Davie Member

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    hafurahii matendo yako..inaonekana nje anafurahishwa sana...
    hivo akija kwako anaona kero tu..
    whatchout..
     
  20. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Mapenzi kizungumkuti
    Ila kuna aina ya kukunjia ndita, wengine hata huwezi wakunjia aisee
     
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