Mazishi mengine bwana, khaa!

Na rubani azikwe angani.

Asa79 said:

nataka kujua km ulikuwa changudoa jeneza lako linakuwaje?

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nadhani watatengeneza jeneza kama kitanda cha telemka tukaze!

Aggrey86 said:

Haya mazishi yanamfaa sana Lusinde na nchemba lol........

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Na JKilaza & Le Mutuz wazee wa totoz, Boloyangi kubwa la baadui, Babu ch*pi.

simbachawene angekwenda mazishi haya, hakika si mkono tu ambao ungekatwa, bali na makalio pia yangebabuliwa! chezeiya cha wote weye??

lakini huyo aliyevaa chupi nyeusi anavutia sanaaaaaaaaaa

Askari Kanzu said:

Eti hizi ndio nguo za kuvaa msibani, duh!

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Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hii siyo bongo, duhhh!

Miss-Thang said:

Hii siyo bongo, duhhh!

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Sasa kama sio bongo si useme tu ni wapi!

SURUMA said:

Kwani huyu MZIKWAJI alikuwa mjasiriamali wa Corner Bar; Tunisia Rd au ?

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halafu lilivyo ***** limebrba na kipochi kabisa mijitu kama hii ni fimbo tu.

Las Mas Bobos said:

Na upande mwingine wana uthubutu wa kuoa tutoto twa miaka 6 na kuvua nguo mbele ya tutoto twa miaka 9. Vipi hapo?

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............mkeo unamvulia nguo au unamvalia nguo ? hapo vipi ? tumia akili si masaburi !

Kanyapini said:

Mkuu hujajibu swali la Msingi, nataka shape ya jeneza la gynaecologist, i.e Dkt Bingwa wa wanawake.

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..............mbona jibu unalo ! kama mvuvi kachongea samaki itashindikana vipi kwa huyo mtaalam ! tatizo mfuniko tu, si unajua pale hapana mfuniko ?

Chakaza said:

Kweli,ila huyo mwenye kichupi cheusi namfahamu anaitwa Zubeda sasa sijui ni wa upande ule wapili?maana jina tuu linamtambulisha ni wa upande wetu bwana Ally Kombo

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................jina halimaanishi upande, hayo ni mazoea ! cha msingi utawatambua kwa matendo(mila) na imani (ushirikina)
wamakonde wanamuita mbwa "achani" au "achumani" halafu wenye wanajiita "pedeli" au "chupoku" !

ally kombo said:

wale wa upande wa pili ndio wanaruhusu akina mama msibani !

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ahahahahaaaa!
wale waupande uleee wenye maradhi mioyoni mwao, hapo ungeshtukia mtu mzima kaanguka, kiti, kiti, kiti, kiti! Nimepata wahai! daah!

ally kombo said:

............mkeo unamvulia nguo au unamvalia nguo ? hapo vipi ? tumia akili si masaburi !

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kitoto umuite mkeo? ukiulizwa kunani ooh weye huoni tonge nyama! zama hizi utaishia segerea ukose baba!

mgen said:

kitoto umuite mkeo? ukiulizwa kunani ooh weye huoni tonge nyama! zama hizi utaishia segerea ukose baba!

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.....................mtoto hawi mke wewe dwarf ! tumia akili !

loooo aibu iliyoje