Mazishi mengine bwana, khaa!

[Blue G]

Na rubani azikwe angani.

 

[Askari Kanzu]

nataka kujua km ulikuwa changudoa jeneza lako linakuwaje?

nadhani watatengeneza jeneza kama kitanda cha telemka tukaze!

 

[Kanyapini]

Haya mazishi yanamfaa sana Lusinde na nchemba lol........

Na JKilaza & Le Mutuz wazee wa totoz, Boloyangi kubwa la baadui, Babu ch*pi.

 

[cacico]

simbachawene angekwenda mazishi haya, hakika si mkono tu ambao ungekatwa, bali na makalio pia yangebabuliwa! chezeiya cha wote weye??

 

[Seif al Islam]

lakini huyo aliyevaa chupi nyeusi anavutia sanaaaaaaaaaa

 

[MaxShimba]

Eti hizi ndio nguo za kuvaa msibani, duh!

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Miss-Thang]

Hii siyo bongo, duhhh!

 

[Askari Kanzu]

Hii siyo bongo, duhhh!

Sasa kama sio bongo si useme tu ni wapi!

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

Kwani huyu MZIKWAJI alikuwa mjasiriamali wa Corner Bar; Tunisia Rd au ?

halafu lilivyo ***** limebrba na kipochi kabisa mijitu kama hii ni fimbo tu.

 

[Ally Kombo]

Na upande mwingine wana uthubutu wa kuoa tutoto twa miaka 6 na kuvua nguo mbele ya tutoto twa miaka 9. Vipi hapo?

............mkeo unamvulia nguo au unamvalia nguo ? hapo vipi ? tumia akili si masaburi !

 

[Ally Kombo]

Mkuu hujajibu swali la Msingi, nataka shape ya jeneza la gynaecologist, i.e Dkt Bingwa wa wanawake.

..............mbona jibu unalo ! kama mvuvi kachongea samaki itashindikana vipi kwa huyo mtaalam ! tatizo mfuniko tu, si unajua pale hapana mfuniko ?

 

[Ally Kombo]

Kweli,ila huyo mwenye kichupi cheusi namfahamu anaitwa Zubeda sasa sijui ni wa upande ule wapili?maana jina tuu linamtambulisha ni wa upande wetu bwana Ally Kombo

................jina halimaanishi upande, hayo ni mazoea ! cha msingi utawatambua kwa matendo(mila) na imani (ushirikina)
wamakonde wanamuita mbwa "achani" au "achumani" halafu wenye wanajiita "pedeli" au "chupoku" !

 

[mgen]

wale wa upande wa pili ndio wanaruhusu akina mama msibani !

ahahahahaaaa!
wale waupande uleee wenye maradhi mioyoni mwao, hapo ungeshtukia mtu mzima kaanguka, kiti, kiti, kiti, kiti! Nimepata wahai! daah!

 

[mgen]

............mkeo unamvulia nguo au unamvalia nguo ? hapo vipi ? tumia akili si masaburi !

kitoto umuite mkeo? ukiulizwa kunani ooh weye huoni tonge nyama! zama hizi utaishia segerea ukose baba!

 

[Ally Kombo]

kitoto umuite mkeo? ukiulizwa kunani ooh weye huoni tonge nyama! zama hizi utaishia segerea ukose baba!

.....................mtoto hawi mke wewe dwarf ! tumia akili !

 

[Blaki Womani]

loooo aibu iliyoje