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magnifico

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Jan 14, 2013

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #21

10. Mtu anakuona unafyatua tofali na anauliza naona unafyatua tofauli.... Hapana naoka mikate!

 

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mchajikobe

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Aug 14, 2009

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #22

Umejikwaa, unaugulia maumivu, alafu mtu anakuuliza umeumia, taratibu unamjibu hapana nimeliumiza jiwe

 

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anarehema

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Dec 30, 2014

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• Jul 2, 2015

• #23

du nimecheka mwe!u made my nite jamani

 

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muhi

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Nov 12, 2014

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• Jul 5, 2015

• #24

jamaa anakuona umeinamia gazeti unasoma,anakuuliza,"unasoma?"......
hapana nasomesha.

 

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vitus juma

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May 20, 2015

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• Jul 5, 2015

• #25

Upo mezani na muda wa chakula umefika, mtu anakuuliza, na wewe unakula? Wakati anajua toka asubuhi hujala, mjibu hapana, sina tumbo.

 

mgosi9

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Jun 17, 2014

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vitus juma said:

Upo mezani na muda wa chakula umefika, mtu anakuuliza, na wewe unakula? Wakati anajua toka asubuhi hujala, mjibu hapana, sina tumbo.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa! uwiii mbavu zangu

 

HIMARS

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Jan 23, 2012

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• Jul 5, 2015

• #27

Kuna ile mtu anakuona afu anakuuliza Umekuja? Unamjibu hapana ndo naondoka

 

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miss nuru

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Oct 16, 2014

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• Jul 8, 2015

• #28

merengo90 said:

8. Upo na demu room, mmeanza kuchezeana, kissing, romance nzito,. Umevua umebaki kifua wazi, ukambeba hadi kitandani. Unamvua nguo anakuuliza unataka kufanya…?
Nataka kwenda kufua

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Ha ha ha ha ukinijibu hivyo navaa Pichu yangu naondoka

 

myself scenario

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Jul 5, 2015

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• Jul 9, 2015

• #29

hii nzuri

 

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b.buge

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Jun 22, 2015

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• Jul 9, 2015

• #30

mchajikobe said:

Umejikwaa, unaugulia maumivu, alafu mtu anakuuliza umeumia, taratibu unamjibu hapana nimeliumiza jiwe

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Umetsha mkuu

 

mapipando

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Jun 8, 2015

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #31

Unaumwa,mwili umedhoofu halafu mtu anakuuliza vipi unaumwa? unamjibu hapana,ninaigiza.

 

mgosi9

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Jun 17, 2014

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #32

upo kamati kuu ya ccm mnajadili majina ya wagombea then mnakata la flani halafu anawauliza mnanikata? unamjibu hapana tunakubadilisha jina.

 

Elli

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Mar 17, 2008

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #33

mgosi9 said:

upo kamati kuu ya ccm mnajadili majina ya wagombea then mnakata la flani halafu anawauliza mnanikata? unamjibu hapana tunakubadilisha jina.

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Hahahahaaa hahahaaa uchokozi huo na muda ndio huu

 

mgosi9

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Jun 17, 2014

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• #34

Elli said:

Hahahahaaa hahahaaa uchokozi huo na muda ndio huu

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mbona bado wapo kimya!!?

 

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williewillie

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Mar 2, 2015

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #35

Umekaa unaangalia tv kusubiri mgombea wa ccm atangazwe halafu mtu anakuuliza AMEKATWA??...... Mwambie wamemtangaza kuwa Rais....

 

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yaasary

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Mar 26, 2011

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #36

merengo90 said:

8. Upo na demu room, mmeanza kuchezeana, kissing, romance nzito,. Umevua umebaki kifua wazi, ukambeba hadi kitandani. Unamvua nguo anakuuliza unataka kufanya…?
Nataka kwenda kufua

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Ha ha ha; nataka kumwaga zege

 

MadagascarPenguin

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Apr 6, 2015

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #37

Upo super market or mall, unakutana na mtu anakuuliza "Umekuja kufanya nini hapa?"
Kuwinda tembo.

 

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kwachu

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Aug 8, 2014

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #38

MWAMFUPE said:

ID yako mkuu, vp bado unaimba?

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Ahahahahah

 

shaonaro0

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Mar 7, 2012

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• Jul 10, 2015

• #39

Umelala ni saa nane usiku unapigiwa simu "umelala?"

Majibu: niko kwenye CC Dodoma

 

shaonaro0

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• Jul 10, 2015

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yaasary said:

Ha ha ha; nataka kumwaga zege

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Hahahahah