maskini sosoliso !!!!!tulikuonya kuhusu paloma

[Bishanga]

marejesho yuko kwenye hanimuni na mumewe mpya St. Paka Mweusi kwenye kisiwa cha Malta.

CC: Filipo.

Mmmmmhhhhh?

 

[Arushaone]

Mkuu,
bado tupo kwenye mchakato wa rasimu ya katiba mpya. Ndio tunataka kuandamana ili mswada urudishwe bungeni!

cc: Mwanyasi

Filipo umenichekesha sana! Unahalalisha katiba mpya sio eeh?

 

[Bishanga]

I....something fishy here!

Mkuu hapa Paloma anaongelea foursome,chezeiya wewe Paloma!

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga majungu, wewe majungu, unyumba wenu ukoje?


CC: Lady doctor

Kojoa ulale, unyumba wangu haukuhuu wee na hawara yako Lady doctor!

 

[Arushaone]

Mie hata sielewi hapa Arushaone.. naona kama anataka kukatwa mtu hapa..

. . . . . Bad enough mtu mwenyewe ni wewe!! Poor you!

CC: Paloma.

 

[Bishanga]

Ina maana wewe Kaizer unaona kwangu unaona sawa kutokea haya..?

sosoliso kazi ikikushinda Kaizer afanye nini,unataka akuvalishe pop?
Cc Kongosho...... you know how to do it,

 

[Arushaone]

Kojoa ulale, unyumba wangu haukuhuu wee na hawara yako Lady doctor!

Ukweli unauma eeh? Tulia ikuingie mkuu....teh teh!
Ukiendelea kupiga kelele nakuitia kiboko yako Nyani Ngabu sasa hivi.

 

[Arushaone]

Mmmmmhhhhh?

Acha kuguna mkuu, habari ndio hiyo!

 

[Arushaone]

hebu acha kunitafuta ubaya na Paloma we mwanamke, we kama unamtaka mume wangu Arushaone useme sio unauzunguka mbuyu hapa! Lione!

Nasema hivi: Simtaki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arushaone]

Mkuu hapa Paloma anaongelea foursome,chezeiya wewe Paloma!

Mimi chichemi kitu, napita kimya kimya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Bishanga majungu, wewe majungu, unyumba wenu ukoje? CC: Lady doctor

watu wache tulaleeee!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Nasema hivi: Simtaki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!! harafu babe achana basi na pc, kazi nyingine utamalizia kesho, nakuhitaji ati kwa bed...!

 

[Arushaone]

hebu acha kunitafuta ubaya na Paloma we mwanamke, we kama unamtaka mume wangu Arushaone useme sio unauzunguka mbuyu hapa! Lione!

Achana nao honey ngoja nikupigie story tulale....

Wakati benki ya CRDB inavamiwa, nikapiga 112 nikajibiwa KARIBU JESHI LA POLISI TANZANIA KITENGO CHA DHARULA, for kiswahili press 1 for english press 2, nikabonyeza 1, sauti ikasema kwa ajali ya barabarani au moto bonyeza 1 kwa ujambazi bonyeza 2, nikabonyeza 2, sauti ikasema: kama majambazi wana rungu, panga na visu bonyeza 1, pisto 2, SMG 3, AK 47 bonyeza 4, bomu 5 kama wanavyo vyote bonyeza 6, nikabonyeza 6. Sauti ikasema mmh! Ndugu yangu ungekuwa wewe ni polisi ungeenda kweli?​

 

[Arushaone]

wow!! harafu babe achana basi na pc, kazi nyingine utamalizia kesho, nakuhitaji ati kwa bed...!

OK ngoja nilog off.....
CC: Washawasha,

BCC: KOKUTONA.

 

[Arushaone]

My queen Lady doctor this is my dedication for you tonight.

Lionel Richie and Diana Ross; Endless Love.

My love,
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright

My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make

And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do

And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love

Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun

Forever
(Oh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms

And love
Oh, love
I'll be a fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh, you know I don't mind

'Cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I've found in you
My endless love

Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

Oh, and love
Oh, love
I'll be that fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh you know-
I don't mind

And, yes
You'll be the only one
'Cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love

 

[kiwatengu]

mi mzima shemeji yangu, nimekumiss sana ujuee, umepona?

nimepona shem wangu!! thanks to Mungu

 

[kiwatengu]

hivi kiwatengu una mke?

unanitaka?
i love my wife... shansarie

 

[Lady doctor]

My queen Lady doctor this is my dedication for you tonight.

Lionel Richie and Diana Ross; Endless Love.

My love,
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright

My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make

And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do

And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love

Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun

Forever
(Oh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms

And love
Oh, love
I'll be a fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh, you know I don't mind

'Cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I've found in you
My endless love

Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

Oh, and love
Oh, love
I'll be that fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh you know-
I don't mind

And, yes
You'll be the only one
'Cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love

Arushaone! Thank you for wonderful dedication and i am so grateful that your in my life, you make me feel like princess, you treat me like a woman longs to be treated, yaani sijutii kabisa kuwa na wewe mume wangu and i want you to know that, i love you more than anything in this world.... Umeuteka moyo wangu darling.

***THANK YOU VERY MUCH***

 

[sosoliso]

sosoliso kazi ikikushinda Kaizer afanye nini,unataka akuvalishe pop?
Cc Kongosho...... you know how to do it,

Kazi gani hiyo ilionishinda..? Shemeji yako Paloma anakula udongo saa hizi.. Chezea mie wewe..

 

[Kaizer]

Ina maana wewe Kaizer unaona kwangu unaona sawa kutokea haya..?

haahaha sosoliso haya majungu ya mchana kweupa wala hayahitaji mjadala....... Paloma hawezi kuwa hivi bana