Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Shitty club!? Now managed by ex-shitty manager of yours?

Teh teh, iko kitu umekula inakufanya kutapika na ku.alisha,
Vipi unataka Conte aondoshwe ili shitty,park the bus manager arudi daraja bovu?

Now managed by ex-shitty manager of yours?

Naamini umejijibu mwenyewe!!!
 
Shitty club!? Now managed by ex-shitty manager of yours?

Teh teh, iko kitu umekula inakufanya kutapika na ku.alisha,
Vipi unataka Conte aondoshwe ili shitty,park the bus manager arudi daraja bovu?
I thought chelsea walimfukuza mourinho au aliondoka mwenyewe!?
 
MAN UTD Vs MAN CITY

Manchester United inapita Kwenye nyakati ngumu na za kutia simanzi mno.. Mithili ya yule mwanamke wa Kwenye BIBLIA aliyetokwa na damu kwa miaka 18 mfululizo teh teh teh...

Wakati Guardiola yupo Kwenye ubora wake akimtetemesha Ferguson mikono... Mashabiki wengi wa Man u walikuwa wanasema anabebwa na XAVI MESSI NA INIESTA... Wakaomba aje siku moja afundishe England tumpime..
(WALIFIKILI GUARDIOLA NI BOXER..)

Leo Guardiola yupo England kashinda mechi 8 mfululizo za michuano tofauti.. Na man u ameshawapa onyo tayari kuwa yeye si mtu wa mchezo mchezo.. Yeye Guardiola hajaribiwi..

vita ya Mourinho na Guardiola.. Huwa inakuwa ni vita kati ya msema hovyo na Mwalimu wa mpira.. Na mwisho wa siku mwalimu wa mpira ndiye huwa anaibuka mshindi. ''
kaka mbona unawatesa ndugu zangu wa jadi
 
Oooooooow!!! Say what!? Say whaat!?

Hwa jamaa hawataki kusikia ukweli.

Man utd ilikuwa inamhitaji mbadala wa Carrick ambaye anazeeka sijui kilichowadanganya kuwa wanataka 'creative midfielder' ni nani. Wamenunua jina matokeo yake kina Rashford ndo wanawatoa shimoni.

Mata ni a better player by far kwa Pogba.

but anyway..nishaambiwa sio jukwaa langu.

Mkuu Nzi naomba usinijibu naondoka mwenyewe....
 
Hwa jamaa hawataki kusikia ukweli.

Man utd ilikuwa inamhitaji mbadala wa Carrick ambaye anazeeka sijui kilichowadanganya kuwa wanataka 'creative midfielder' ni nani. Wamenunua jina matokeo yake kina Rashford ndo wanawatoa shimoni.

Mata ni a better player by far kwa Pogba.

but anyway..nishaambiwa sio jukwaa langu.

Mkuu Nzi naomba usinijibu naondoka mwenyewe....
Kaka mpila hauna hayo wanayoyakataa kuyasikia kwa kua hili jukwaa ni lao, hawa ni ndugu zetu lazima tuwasaidie kwa kuwapa dawa chungu na hawana namna isipokua kuimeza uku wamekunja sura. I suwea watakuelewa baadae kua mourinho ni mtesi mkubwa sana wa mioyo yao. Btw big up kwa kuhakikisha mmemtapika yule mreno uamuzi wa busara sana HONGERA.
Nategemea kumuona pogba wao akicheza kama attacking midfielder na carrik kama mkabaji pengine itawasaidia
 
Nilikua nauliza tu kua vipi alifukuzwa au aliondoka mwenyewe ??


aliondoka mwenyewe ila tunampango wa kuunganish thread zote za wale wahanga wa manchester united zihamie huku mana hii inaongoza kuwa na visitor wengi ili tuziokoe zile yafaa tufanye hivyo mkuu au ww unasemaje
 
Busquets’ new contract is believed to have a €200 million release clause, according to
The Mirror
 
Hwa jamaa hawataki kusikia ukweli.

Man utd ilikuwa inamhitaji mbadala wa Carrick ambaye anazeeka sijui kilichowadanganya kuwa wanataka 'creative midfielder' ni nani. Wamenunua jina matokeo yake kina Rashford ndo wanawatoa shimoni.

Mata ni a better player by far kwa Pogba.

but anyway..nishaambiwa sio jukwaa langu.

Mkuu Nzi naomba usinijibu naondoka mwenyewe....





KWELI WEWE NI MCHAMBUZI MZURI SANA


Top 50 Best Footballers In The World For The 2016-2017 Season: Has Cristiano Ronaldo Topped Lionel Messi After Euro 2016?
BY JASON LE MIERE ON
07/15/16 AT 5:24 PM
With two big international tournaments this summer, players from Europe and the Americas have had the chance to further enhance their reputations among the best in the world. While some took full advantage of the big stage, others failed to deliver. Ahead of the start of the 2016-17 domestic season across Europe’s top leagues next month, here is IBTimes’ annual list of the top 50 footballers in the world.
1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona, Argentina)
It has not been a good summer for the five-time Ballon d’Or winner. As well being found guilty of tax fraud, Messi suffered heartbreak for a third successive major tournament with Argentina, this time missing a penalty in the final shootout and later shocking his country by announcing his retirement from international soccer. However, he still showed during that tournament, not least with his mesmeric free-kick against the United States and scintillating hat-trick off the bench against Panama, that he remains untouched as the best player on the planet.
2. Luis Suárez (Barcelona, Uruguay)
Suárez was another to endure a disappointing summer, with injury preventing him from getting on the pitch as Uruguay crashed out at the group stage. Still, he is coming off his most prolific season yet at club level, firing 53 goals in just 48 games for Barcelona. And the former Liverpool forward also does plenty to aid the performances of Messi and Neymar as part of the best-ever forward trio.
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Cristiano Ronaldo added Euro 2016 glory with Portugal to the Champions League crown won with Real Madrid last season. Photo: Getty Images
3. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid, Portugal)
In terms of silverware, Ronaldo has enjoyed an extraordinary past 12 months.
On Sunday he added a long-sought first title with Portugal to a third Champions League winners’ medal picked up with Real Madrid in May. The irony, though, was that he played very little part in either final. While injury was the cause of that, the fact remains that at the age of 31, he is no longer a player that dominates games, but rather, as he showed in the Euro 2016 semifinal against Wales, a player who produces decisive moments.
4. Neymar (Barcelona, Brazil)
Brilliant at the start of last season, even suggesting that Barcelona could have a life beyond Messi, Neymar fully earned a place on the Ballon d’Or podium for the first time and should even have taken second spot ahead of Ronaldo. But there is no question that he tired considerably at the climax of the campaign, which played its part in his side’s exit from the Champions League. It is not surprising then that Barcelona prevented him from playing at the Copa America. Instead, he will feature at the Olympics before, Barcelona hopes, returning fully match sharp to the Camp Nou.
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5. Gareth Bale (Real Madrid, Wales)
Overshadowed by the reputation and ego of Ronaldo at the Bernabeu, Bale showed at Euro 2016 that he is a capable of being the talisman for a team. Not only did he come up with crucial contributions as Wales reached the semifinals, he was also a superb blue-collar team player. His record at Real Madrid wasn’t bad last season, either, scoring 19 goals in 23 La Liga appearances and often being far more influential over the course of 90 minutes than his more illustrious teammate.
6. Antoine Griezmann (Atlético Madrid, France)
The Golden Boot and Golden Ball winner at Euro 2016, Griezmann was the spark for a France team that often lacked cohesion. With six goals, five in the knockout phase, it would be unfair to remember his tournament for his missed chance in the final. Having also scored 32 goals for Atlético last season, he has unquestionably elevated himself into the ranks of the world’s best forwards.
7. Andres Iniesta (Barcelona, Spain)
Spain’s Euro 2016 campaign may not linger long in the memory, but Iniesta’s performance in the group phase still provided plenty of thrills at the time. Handed the central playmaking role for the first time in a major tournament, Iniesta starred. Even at the age of 32, and having scored one league goal in his last two seasons, Iniesta’s incisive passing and dribbling through the lines is a joy to behold.
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8. Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich, Germany)
He may have made a costly error in Germany’s Euro 2016 semifinal defeat to France, but there can be little doubt that Neuer remains the benchmark for the modern goalkeeper. So good is he with his feet that his ability with his hands almost goes unnoticed.
9. Sergio Busquets (Barcelona, Spain)
It may be true that, as Busquets himself said, “ People who don't like football don't appreciate my game,” but to those who watch closely there is so much to admire. Just see how Barcelona struggles to move the ball without its fulcrum in front of the back four. When it comes to describing the Barcelona graduate, soon-to-be former Spain coach Vicente del Bosque did it best. “If you watch the whole game, you won’t see Busquets,” he said. “But watch Busquets and you will see the whole game.”
10. Paul Pogba (Juventus, France)
That he could well become the most expensive player in history this summer is indicative of a midfielder that possesses an unprecedented range of attributes. Strong, quick and skillful he has all the tools required to be the next global superstar. All that is holding him back so far, as was shown at Euro 2016, is consistency and perhaps a better positional understanding.
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Los Blancos won't enter a bidding war with Manchester United for midfielder Paul Pogba. Photo: Getty Images
11. Luka Modric (Real Madrid, Croatia)
Once voted the worst signing in La Liga following his move to Real Madrid, Modric continues to enhance his reputation as the one of the world’s outstanding midfielders. Now able to stand up to a physical challenge, the Croatian truly excels in linking the lines of a team together. One of the great disappointments at Euro 2016 was that Modric’s tournament ended so early.
12. Toni Kroos (Real Madrid, Germany)
It should be one of the great frustrations to soccer fans that in a team filled with so many attacking talents a player of Kroos immense ability often has to consume himself with the ugly legwork at Real Madrid. As he showed at Euro 2016, when dictating Germany’s play, he is one of the outstanding central playmakers in the game.
13. Alexis Sánchez (Arsenal, Chile)
While his second season at Arsenal was not as spectacular as his first, he more than made up for that with a sparkling Copa America Centenario. As well as three goals, his constant energy is perfect for Chile’s high-pressing style and it earned him the award for the tournament’s outstanding player. With Juventus interested in his signature, the challenge for Arsenal is to show that it can satisfy a player of such immense ability.
14. Leonardo Bonucci (Juventus, Italy)
A key part of a Juventus defense that has won five successive Serie A titles, Bonucci may not have the same rugged physicality of partner Giorgio Chiellini, but he may just be the best ball-playing center-back in the world. At Euro 2016, with Andrea Pirlo and Marco Verratti absent, Bonucci took on the role of Italy’s playmaker and performed it superbly. It is no surprise that Guardiola is so desperate to lure him to Manchester City and why Juventus will demand a huge fee to let him go.
15. Thomas Müller (Bayern Munich, Germany)
Long regarded for his expertise at finding space in the penalty box, Müller had his most prolific season yet last term, scoring 32 goals. While he endured a disappointing end to the campaign and failed to find the net at Euro 2016, a summer rest should see him back at his best under Carlo Ancelotti next season.
16. Kevin de Bruyne (Manchester City, Belgium)
Eyebrows were raised when Manchester City brought De Bruyne back to the Premier League last summer at a cost of 54 million pounds ($71 million). Any doubts have now been removed. One of the world’s premier counter-attacking players, it is no coincidence that City’s slump occurred during De Bruyne’s time out injured. Not always utilized effectively with Belgium, it will be fascinating to see how the 25-year develops next season under Pep Guardiola.
17. Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich, Poland)
Lewandowski’s first season at Bayern Munich was hardly poor, but his second was spectacular. He plundered 42 goals in all competitions, including famously hitting five goals in nine minutes during a match last September. It was a major disappointment, then, that he failed to replicate that form at Euro 2016.
 
Hwa jamaa hawataki kusikia ukweli.

Man utd ilikuwa inamhitaji mbadala wa Carrick ambaye anazeeka sijui kilichowadanganya kuwa wanataka 'creative midfielder' ni nani. Wamenunua jina matokeo yake kina Rashford ndo wanawatoa shimoni.

Mata ni a better player by far kwa Pogba.

but anyway..nishaambiwa sio jukwaa langu.

Mkuu Nzi naomba usinijibu naondoka mwenyewe....




MTAFUTE JUAN MATA HAPO CHUKI HAZIFAI KIJANA INA MAANA WEWE UNAJUA KUWASHINDA HAWA TANZANIA BANA NDO MANA SOKA LA WANAWAKE LINAPIGA HATUA KULE HAKUNA UNAFIKI NA MAJUNGU KAMA HAYO.



We've selected the 11 best middle men on the planet from our recent Best 100 Players in the World list...
Here are the best 11 midfielders in the world, as decided by FFT and our trusty band of contributors from around the globe. Agree with our list? If not, tell us in the comments below or on Twitter or Facebook .
We used Stats Zone to zero in on our final selection, so make sure you tell us where we've gone wrong (we have no doubt you will). The numbers in the slides show where these players finished in our overall Best 100 Players in the World 2015 ...
11. Arturo Vidal
Passing, tackling, shooting: Vidal's got the lot. One of the most complete footballers in the world, the Chilean - who earned himself a Copa America winners' medal in July - was one of the key driving forces behind Juventus ' domestic double and run to the Champions League final in 2014/15. Now operating in
Bayern Munich's midfield, Vidal will almost certainly win his fifth consecutive league title in 2016.
10. Javier Mascherano
Primarily used as a centre-back at Barcelona these days, Mascherano is still capable of stepping forward and bossing proceedings in the engine room. Full of energy and tenacity, the former Liverpool and West Ham United star anchors a midfield better than most, while his ability to pick out a pass is often overlooked.
9. Toni Kroos
Kroos has not been at his best under Rafael Benitez this term, but he's still one of the world's top midfielders when firing on all cylinders. While Real Madrid's front three of Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema and Gareth Bale is one of the best around on an individual level, the team's overall balance relies on players like Kroos.
8. James Rodriguez
Capable of playing in the front three or the middle three, Rodriguez is simply a superb all-round footballer. Skilful and inventive, the Colombia international can convert as well as create, although he will have been disappointed with his below-par showings at the Copa America in Chile.
7. David Silva
The Premier League's not seen too many playmakers as good as Silva, who remains just as important to Manchester City today as when he first joined in 2010. The way he glides past opponents makes him a joy to watch, with his ability to control the flow of a game marking him out as a cut above most of the rest.
6. Mesut Ozil
16 Premier League assists since August means Ozil is already three-quarters of the way towards breaking Thierry Henry's season-long record of 20. The German's always been gifted but he's become far more decisive this year; despite what some people might think, the jury is most definitely not still out.
5. Luka Modric
If Real Madrid fans were concerned at Xabi Alonso's departure in 2014, they needn't have worried: Modric has become even better since his former team-mate swapped the Bernabeu for Bayern, orchestrating play from deep and knitting Madrid's midfield and attack together with poise and precision. One of the finest string-pullers around.
4. Sergio Busquets
Get the ball and move it on. What Busquets does may sound easy, but the fact that no-one in the world does it as effectively as him suggests it's the Spaniard's talent that makes everything seem so simple. The 27-year-old is an intelligent reader of the game who does an important defensive job in front of the back four, but it's his range of passing and ability to break opposition lines that makes him so brilliant.
3. Andres Iniesta
Those who adher to the argument that statistics don't tell the whole story should use Iniesta as exhibit A. A single assist and no goals in La Liga in 2014/15 would suggest a poor season, as would one assist and one goal this time around. In actual fact, Iniesta's been key all year, helping to build attacks from deep and control the tempo of games alongside Sergio Busquets.
2. Paul Pogba
With Carlos Tevez, Andrea Pirlo and Arturo Vidal all departing Turin in the close-season, Pogba has become the man Juventus turn to when they need a flash of inspiration. Capable of both creating and destroying, Pogba's taken his game to another level in 2015, in turn making himself Europe's hottest property. Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and the rest of the continent's big guns are expected to be fighting it out for his signature next summer.
1. Ivan Rakitic
Replacing Xavi in the Barcelona line-up is no easy task, so it's testament to Rakitic's quality that the Catalans claimed a treble with the midfield metronome limited to a back-up role. “I wanted to enjoy playing with Xavi: to enjoy spending time with him; to be with him on the pitch in all those great moments,” the Croatian told FFT earlier this year. Scoring in the Champions League final and posting a 91% pass success rate in 32 La Liga encounters was not a bad tribute to the outgoing icon.
 
Kaka mpila hauna hayo wanayoyakataa kuyasikia kwa kua hili jukwaa ni lao, hawa ni ndugu zetu lazima tuwasaidie kwa kuwapa dawa chungu na hawana namna isipokua kuimeza uku wamekunja sura. I suwea watakuelewa baadae kua mourinho ni mtesi mkubwa sana wa mioyo yao. Btw big up kwa kuhakikisha mmemtapika yule mreno uamuzi wa busara sana HONGERA.
Nategemea kumuona pogba wao akicheza kama attacking midfielder na carrik kama mkabaji pengine itawasaidia

sio pengine itawasaidia hivyo ndivyo inatakiwa kuwa na hapo pa carik kuna mtu anatafutwa dilisha lijalo umr ushaenda
 
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