Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[lokomu]

welcome to Manchester United ibracadabraaaa

 

[Ed n Edd nEddy]

Wakuu hongereni (kwa Ibra) naona mnafanya usajili makini sana ....

 

[Szczesny]

Wakuu hongereni (kwa Ibra) naona mnafanya usajili makini sana ....

Haya na nyie hongereni kwa mane

 

[Szczesny]

Kweli kabisa man, nina imani bado na rojo japokua kuna baadhi ya mechi alikua anazingua kinoma, kwangu mm ni ngumu kum-judge mchezaji maana kocha mwenyewe tuliekua nae lilikua tatzo,

Ninacho mpenda rojo kwanza ana ipenda club na masuala ya kuwa form angempa muda

Ila nan aondoke sasa maana left backs sasa watakuwa wengi mno
Inabid tumwachie kocha tuu sasa

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

 

[xYz07]

Zlatan anakuja OT

Welcome @Ibra_official .haters tells us that you only score against farmers, so scoring against Arsenal will be easy,just ask Rashford.

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

http://store.manutd.com/stores/manu...-2016-17-with-mkhitaryan-tbc-printing/1026991 jezi ya Mikhitaryan yanza kuuzwa kwenye website ya Man U

 

[radika]

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

 

[Szczesny]

Yaani giggs kachukua EPL nyingi sawa na klabu ya Arsenal, tangu kuanzishwa kwake

Gigs 13 EPL
Arsenal 13 EPL

 

[Ed n Edd nEddy]

Haya na nyie hongereni kwa mane

Hahaaaa sawa mkuu naona umefanya 'tit for tat'

 

[Szczesny]

Hahaaaa sawa mkuu naona umefanya 'tit for tat'

 

[billduke]

Mi naona km man u tumepoteza uwezo wa kufanya biashara ktk usajili na inabid kujipanga vema upya. Kwa mimi Mkhitaryan ni mchezaji mzuri,ila kumnunua mchezaji wa aina yake kwa euro 38mil huku akiwa amebakiza mwaka mmoja ktk mkataba wake ni matusi kwa Man u!

Mkuu Kwa team yetu sasa hivi club nyingi wanajua tunahitaji wachezaji na pesa ipo kwahiyo tukigusa tu lazima tupingwe hela ndefu..
Pili hatuna director of football... Kama angekuwepo wachezaji Kama hao tungewapata Kwa bei rahisi.

 

[ENZO]

Wakuu hongereni (kwa Ibra) naona mnafanya usajili makini sana ....

acha utani,hongera kwa lile babu?!! na kocha mwenyewe ndio huyo saa mbovu, wasiposhuka daraja mi naacha kushabikia mpira.

 

[Ulimakafu]

NYIE MANURE KELELE....................

 

[ikhatibu]

LEJENDARI RYAN GIGGS - Baada ya miaka 29 hatimaye lejendari Giggs anaondoka man u.

RIPOTI zimeibuka kuwa Ryan Giggs ataondoka Manchester United baada ya kukubaliana na uongozi.
Man United inatarajiwa kutoa Taarifa rasmi hapo baadae.

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

LEJENDARI RYAN GIGGS - Baada ya mpaka 29 hatimaye lejendari Giggs anaondoka man u.

RIPOTI zimeibuka kuwa Ryan Giggs ataondoka Manchester United baada ya kukubaliana na uongozi.
Man United inatarajiwa kutoa Taarifa rasmi hapo baadae.

Tearing you apart since 1991. He is a living legend!!

 

[ikhatibu]

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4 - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early

 

[Belo]

Welcome to Manchester United

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Tearing you apart since 1991. He is a living legend!!

Tunamtakia maisha mema nje ya OT ni mpiganaji wa ukweli mchango wake hauta sahaulika.