Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

We m1 wa Washikiwa bunduki au Chelshit?NA BADO 2NACHINJA WOTE.

Mbona hujulikani hapa jukwaani? Good Guy kaingia hapa Oct. 2010 anafikiria EPL ni chandimu. {unless utwambie jina lako la zamani} usipotee tu hapa kama Manda boy au Mafioso team mates wengine tayari washafika Kibera.
 
subiri zamu yako tarehe 13 December

You know what, 13th is a good day for the Gunners, mark my words. The Monday night show (8:00) don't run away! Si unajua tena chichi mwaka huu tunafunga away from Emirates ..... ... Vipi Wine Roo amefunga magoli? Last week mlikuwa mnasema hadithi za kuuza huyo Berba what a week can change! Owen vipi?

Vipi Ferdi kapona mgongo?
 
You know what, 13th is a good day for the Gunners, mark my words. The Monday night show (8:00) don't run away! Si unajua tena chichi mwaka huu tunafunga away from Emirates ..... ... Vipi Wine Roo amefunga magoli? Last week mlikuwa mnasema hadithi za kuuza huyo Berba what a week can change! Owen vipi?

Vipi Ferdi kapona mgongo?
Si unajua Rooney ana record nzuri dhidi ya Arsenal?
 
Mbona hujulikani hapa jukwaani? Good Guy kaingia hapa Oct. 2010 anafikiria EPL ni chandimu. {unless utwambie jina lako la zamani} usipotee tu hapa kama Manda boy au Mafioso team mates wengine tayari washafika Kibera.

Yooo calm down men,it's only sports ! Or do you have more than that? If you do then this ain't your place.!
 
Mbona hujulikani hapa jukwaani? Good Guy kaingia hapa Oct. 2010 anafikiria EPL ni chandimu. {unless utwambie jina lako la zamani} usipotee tu hapa kama Manda boy au Mafioso team mates wengine tayari washafika Kibera.

Lini Hiyo?....
 
Si unajua Rooney ana record nzuri dhidi ya Arsenal?

Rooney sasa kawa shujaa baada ya kufunga goli la matuta, hivi hajafunga goli kwenye open play kwa dakika ngapi sasa au unasahau kuhesabu?

Yooo calm down men,it's only sports ! Or do you have more than that? If you do then this ain't your place.!

Karibu mkuu usiwe na shaka ndio soka hilo.

Lini Hiyo?....

Mbona ulipotea sana bado Manure hamna mpira wa kuwafunga Arsenal, usilie tu siku ya siku. Tatizo letu ni kuumia kwa Vermaelen tunajaribu kupata replacement usiwe na shaka. Kwa mpira mnaocheza hivi sasa .... ...... Mhmmmmm.
 
Wacha1 na wenzako Arsenoools....dawa yenu Belo apo juu kawaambiwa n Tarehe 13. Kuweni na subira.
BTW mm sina historia ya kukimbia kama ww (mkifungwa sion post zako ktk thread yenu, unakimbilia thread yako ile, ya kuweka pics wthout maneno) unless niwe kijijini kwetu Nsalala Nkololo.
 
Wacha1 na wenzako Arsenoools....dawa yenu Belo apo juu kawaambiwa n Tarehe 13. Kuweni na subira.
BTW mm sina historia ya kukimbia kama ww (mkifungwa sion post zako ktk thread yenu, unakimbilia thread yako ile, ya kuweka pics wthout maneno) unless niwe kijijini kwetu Nsalala Nkololo.

Mkuu sie tukipoteza mechi si unaona pics kibao au tutafute miwani? Hiyo ndio soccer sio unoko wa Mafioso lakini mwaka huu hamna timu vikongwe wenu wamezeeka huyo Berba katoka kwenye Zero ranking to hero ranking bin vu.
 
Mkuu sie tukipoteza mechi si unaona pics kibao au tutafute miwani? Hiyo ndio soccer sio unoko wa Mafioso lakini mwaka huu hamna timu vikongwe wenu wamezeeka huyo Berba katoka kwenye Zero ranking to hero ranking bin vu.
Wacha kuongea kishabiki, season hii kati ya wachezaji wote wa timu yangu Berbatov as been the most consistent player, performance yake mara nyingi inakuwa enhanced/affected na performance ya midfield.

United's results with Berbatov
P 100 W 71 (71%) D 16 (16%) L 13 (13%)
GF 202 (2.02 gpg) GA 72 (0.72 gpg)
United's results without Berbatov
P 39 W25 (64%) D 10 (25%) L 4 (11%)
GF 74 (1.89 gpg) GA 36 (0.92 gpg)
Goals by venue
Home – 20
Away – 12
Neutral – 1
When Berbatov scores
0-15mins – 0 goals
16-30mins – 4 goals
31-45mins – 3 goals
46-60mins – 9 goals
61-75mins – 8 goals
76-90mins – 9 goals
Where Berbatov scores
6-yard box – 10 goals
Penalty area – 19 goals
Outside box – 4 goals
How Berbatov scores
Right foot – 27 goals
Left foot – 2 goals
Head – 4 goals

- Berbatov has collected 18 assists in those 69 appearances, giving a total of 45 goals scored or created, an average of 0.7 per game.
- In Wayne Rooney's first 69 appearances for the club, he scored 24 goals. He also provided 13 assists, giving a total of 37 goals scored or created, an average of 0.5 per game.
- Rooney has scored 92 goals in 192 appearances for United and created 51 assists, giving a total of 143 scored or created, an average of 0.7 per game.
- Berbatov created an average of 2.2 goalscoring opportunities per 90 minutes in the Premiership in 09/10, more than any striker in the league.
- Berbatov has scored more league goals after 5 games in 2010/2011 Carlos Tevez did all season in 2008/2009.
- Berbatov is the first United player in 64 years to score a hattrick against Liverpool. He's the first United player in 82 years to score a hattrick against Liverpool at Old Trafford.
- Fernando Torres (£24m) has scored 57 goals in 84 games for Liverpool. He has picked up 11 assists in that time, taking the total number of goals scored or created to 68, an average of 0.8 per game.
- Robinho (£31m) scored 14 goals in 41 games for City, providing 8 assists, giving a total of 22 goals scored or created, an average of 0.5 per game.
- Didier Drogba (£24m) has scored 89 goals in 171 games for Chelsea, providing 43 assists, giving a total of 0.8 per game.
- Carlos Tevez scored 19 goals in 63 games for Manchester United, providing 10 assists, giving a total of 29 goals scored or created, an average of 0.5 per game.
 
Rooney sasa kawa shujaa baada ya kufunga goli la matuta, hivi hajafunga goli kwenye open play kwa dakika ngapi sasa au unasahau kuhesabu?



Karibu mkuu usiwe na shaka ndio soka hilo.



Mbona ulipotea sana bado Manure hamna mpira wa kuwafunga Arsenal, usilie tu siku ya siku. Tatizo letu ni kuumia kwa Vermaelen tunajaribu kupata replacement usiwe na shaka. Kwa mpira mnaocheza hivi sasa .... ...... Mhmmmmm.
Pamoja na Rooney kutokufunga kwenye open play na lackluster performance tunaongoza ligi kwa point mbili, what does that tell you? Kama Gary Lineker na Alan Shearer wanavyosema kila siku kwenye Match Of The Day "Man Utd hawaperform vizuri lakini wanapata results, kitatokea nini kama wakianza kuperform kama Man Utd tuliyoizoea?". Go figure!!
 
Pamoja na Rooney kutokufunga kwenye open play na lackluster performance tunaongoza ligi kwa point mbili, what does that tell you? Kama Gary Lineker na Alan Shearer wanavyosema kila siku kwenye Match Of The Day "Man Utd hawaperform vizuri lakini wanapata results, kitatokea nini kama wakianza kuperform kama Man Utd tuliyoizoea?". Go figure!!

Kwa hiyo Gary Linekar na Shearer wakisema ndio wewe unakubali? Sishabgai hata England kwenye World kapu walisifiwa sana na hao pundits ..... ... . Mkuu mmefulia wewe utaona siku sio mingi.
 
Kwa hiyo Gary Linekar na Shearer wakisema ndio wewe unakubali? Sishabgai hata England kwenye World kapu walisifiwa sana na hao pundits ..... ... . Mkuu mmefulia wewe utaona siku sio mingi.
Hukuona kiulizo mwishoni au basi tu umeamua kuwa mnazi? Swali ni tukianza kufire all cylinders itakuwaje?
Mkuu kila mwaka tangu EPL imeanzishwa mnasemaga tumefulia season in, season out kwa hiyo tushazoa kusikia hizo kelele again vijembe na majigambo ndio burudani ya soka yenyewe.
 
EG, save ur energu pal, huyu Wacha dawa yake ni tar 13, analijua hiloHuku tutadiscuss kesho..twenzetu El Classico,Camp Nuo.
 
EG, save ur energu pal, huyu Wacha dawa yake ni tar 13, analijua hiloHuku tutadiscuss kesho..twenzetu El Classico,Camp Nuo.

Mkishindwa mpira, hata hoja mnaanza viroja khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeee
 
Today the riot will be unleashed again toward the hammers who will be hammered badly.NOW WE ARE MAD,WHO EVER COMES INFRONT IS OURS,AAARRRRGGGHHHHH,reds 4 ever.
 
Haya kipute cha Carling cup kimeanza kama dakika nane zilizopita.Timu ni kama ifuatavyo; Kuszczak; OShea, Smalling, J.Evans, Fabio; Fletcher, Giggs, Anderson; Obertan, Hernandez, Bebe
Subs: Amos, Brown, Park, Carrick, Rafael, Eikrem, Macheda
 
Waungwana I must admit kuwa tumechezea kichapo cha mbwa mwizi leo kutoka kwa West Ham.
West Ham 4 - 0 Manchester United Full Time.

Kombe ni la Arsenal sasa angalau watapata something baada ya miaka mitano.
 
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