46 min: Something to further increase the ire of Palace fans: Evans takes an age to tie a shoelace, causing De Gea to keep hold of the ball. Marvellous pantomime stuff. Yer man PB brings back terrible memories for me of watching Turkish television, writes Mike in Berlin. In a previous life I was an in-play bookie in Leeds, forced to watch mid-afternoon Turkish Cup ties and give odds on them. I got so bored I began to count the adverts that pop up on the screen and counted that it happens about once every 90 seconds. Even more bored, I began to count the fouls, and lost interest after hitting 50 before half time. Id never previously considered how many fouls are in a game, but I know now. I rarely complain about the Premier League now, because Ive seen through the looking glass. The Premier League: no longer the best in the world, but still better than the pop-up adverts on Turkish television. Richard Scudamore can have that one for free.