Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Rutashubanyuma]

63 min I’m assuming that Rooney is now up-front for United. Tadic comes on for Elia, presumably a like-for-like exchange.

 

[Wacha1]

Wakuu naona leo mnabebwa na mbeleko hapa khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Judas, Smalling etc, bora Judas wamemtoa poor poor poor Manure

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

64 min “It’s a fair cop, confesses Matt Dony. “Enna Cooper has given me a well deserved chronology ass-whooping. If Valencia is Kick Off 2-esque, then the Stoke game earlier put me more in mind of Speedball 2. I’m off to listen to some Alice In Chains.”

That helmet Michael Carberry wears minds me of Speedball - an interesting name for a computer game played by kids who like the Blues Brothers.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

66 min Surely it makes more sense to call the position back-wing.

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5.22pm 17:22
65 min Luke Shaw again fails to complete 90 minutes, departing for Tyler Blackett. He goes to left centre-back, with Blind now hanging out at wing-back.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

66 min Surely it makes more sense to call the position back-wing.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

67 min Valencia barrels forward, exchanging passes with Mata and winning a throw. United have Southampton pinned back, but can’t find a way through, so do some more passes.

 

[mfarisayo]

Goli la kizembe kweli

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

68 min “When was the last Premier League game when neither team could muster a shot on goal?” asks Mark Hammon rhetorically. “When I was a nipper the Dutch were known for their attacking nous. This is just pants.”

Maybe - Southampton have the best defence in the league, and are showing why. But yes, it’s fair to expect more of United, given the players that they have

 

[Wacha1]

Manure 1 down khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

GOAL! Manchester United 0-1 Southampton (Tadic, 70 min)

 

[Wacha1]

Goli la kizembe kweli

Wacha fitna wewe hamchezi soka kabisa mnangoja kubebwa khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mwingizeni Marowani sasa aanze fujo zake

 

[mfarisayo]

Sub ya Kumtoa Shaw aliyekukuwa anapanda kupeleke Mashambulizi kumuingiza Blacket mzito sijaielewa na sasa anatoka Di Maria anaingia Fellain

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

This is what happens when you play without a purpose up to this point utd have not managed even a decent shot on goal! And this is happening at home turf!

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Kimenukaaaaaaa

 

[mfarisayo]

Man Walijisahau na kumiliki Mpira bila kuwa na malengo ya kufunga

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

72 min Di Maria leaves, Fellaini - Scaffolding as he’s known in my circles, unsightly functional apparatus torn down as soon as the house is built - arrives. He’s upfront alongside Rooney. Expect sophistication.

 

[mfarisayo]

Mata anakosa goli la wazi

 

[palalisote]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

75 min Fellaini is already causing trouble, catching Davies showing off 40 yards out. He concedes the foul, and United look for Rooney from the free-kick - for a second, it appears as though the ball is dropping to him, and then it doesn’t.

 

[mfarisayo]

Mechi ambazo Man Utd inamiliki mpira muda mrefu mara nyingi huwa haishindi. Mata anakosa goli lingine tena