Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Dr. Chapa Kiuno]

Bado wanajifariji kua ilikua April Fools yale hayakua magoli ya ukweli!! lol poleni!

LA RAVENGE ya 1999...!!!

 

[Masaki]

Kusema kweli na an neutral point of view, bayern walikuwa wazuri jana na walistahili kushinda na kama watacheza kama jana old trafford and without Rooney then I would all expect a tight game and probably an edge to bayern.

Yeah mimi ni Manu United damu lakini jana Bayern walicheza vizuri sana! They were everywhere!

Ila pale OT Rooney asipokuwepo sioni kama ni tatizo sana! Jana kama mligundua game plan yetu ya kumtegemea Roonye kama lone striker haikuwa inafanya kazi. Sasa asipokuwepo Rooney, defensi ya Bayern inaweza kupunguza umakini na kuwapa mwanya Man United kufunga kirahisi.

 

[Dr. Chapa Kiuno]

Yeah mimi ni Manu United damu lakini jana Bayern walicheza vizuri sana! They were everywhere!

Ila pale OT Rooney asipokuwepo sioni kama ni tatizo sana! Jana kama mligundua game plan yetu ya kumtegemea Roonye kama lone striker haikuwa inafanya kazi. Sasa asipokuwepo Rooney, defensi ya Bayern inaweza kupunguza umakini na kuwapa mwanya Man United kufunga kirahisi.

I lyk this... Thanx man

 

[Companero]

Off topic:
Masaki wewe ni yule wa DHB, mzee wa country music?

Nangetwa wewe ni yule wa kule kwetu, kwa vaathu?

Back to the topic:
Man U haijawahi kuifunga Bayern zaidi ya 1999, otherwise siku zote ni vibonde wao - kumbuka yale mabalaa ya kina Stefan Effenberg na yule Mbrazili, alikuwa anaitwa nani vile?

 

[Masaki]

Off topic:
Masaki wewe ni yule wa DHB, mzee wa country music?

Nangetwa wewe ni yule wa kule kwete, kwa vaathu?

Back to the topic:
Man U haijawahi kuifunga Bayern zaidi ya 1999, otherwise siku zote ni vibonde wao - kumbuka yale mabalaa ya kina Stefan Effenberg na yule Mbrazili, alikuwa anaitwa nani vile?

Haswaa, mimi ndiye!

 

[Companero]

Haswaa, mimi ndiye!

Asante, nawatafutia pia wadau hawa: Matulanya (shabiki wa kutupwa wa Manu U) na Titina (Nazi wa Chelsea iliyokuwa ya Maurinho). Wapo humu?

 

[mzeewadriver]

Hakuna wakulaumiwa pale, Bayern walistahili kushinda kwa sababu walimiliki sehemu kubwa ya mchezo,na ferguson alifanya substitute akiwa na lengo la kubadilisha mfumo, sasa ni kosa la lilofanywa na captain kushika mpira ambao haukuwa na madhara kwa timu katika mazingira amabayo tayari walikuwepo mabeki wakiweza kuuugombania ule ule mpira. halikadhalika goli la pili kujiamini kupita kiasi kwa evra jmaaa akapita na mpira akatupia wavuni. Kaa kawaida soccer ni mchezo wa makosa, unapokosea mwenzako anacheka na nyavu. Kilichopo ni kwa man U kujipanga kwa mchezo ujao lakini ukiwanz kutafuta wa kulaumiwa kila mchezaji atabeba lawama mbali na kocha.

 

[senator]

day dreaming is always the best way to achieve the unachievable!!!

I SALUTE ON THIS....hahahaha!!!😀

 

[mTZ_halisi]

Manchester ilistahili kufungwa kwasababu baada ya kupata goli dakika za mwanzo waliamua kulinda goli badala ya kuatafuta magoli zaidi.Katika siku za karibuni Manchester ikipata bao dakika za mwazoni wanaacha kucheza mpira wao wanabaki kulinda goli hii mechi inanikumbusha mechi baina ya Evarton na Manchester walipata bao la kuongoza wakaacha kucheza mpira wao matokeo yake Evarton wakasawazisha na kuongeza bao.

Kuna sababu kuu mbili zilizopekea Manchester kufungwa mechi ya jana.

[1] Manchester united ya sasa iko predictable sana.

[2] Wachezaji waliotegemewa kuanzisha mashambulizi,Michael C na Darren F walishindwa kufanya walichotakiwa kukifanya.Mabadiliko ya Sir Alex nayo yalichangia kipigo.

Manchester United bado wana nafasi ya kusonga mbele ikiwa watahakikisha makosa waliyoyafanya hayajitokezi tena.Imefika wakati Sir Alex kuacha kuwategemea wachezaji wazee kama Garry Neville,Ryan Giggs na Paul S,Manchester inatakiwa kusajili wachezaji vijana kuziba mapengo ya vibabu tusijeiga tabia ya AC Milan.

ni Everton Sir

 

[mTZ_halisi]

We are together m-Mbongoz

Man U till my last breath
Siku zote asiyekubali kushindwa si mshindani

i will comment tar 7... BUT its OK....

 

[Wacha1]

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All Peasant should come and PRAY. ​

Rooney will be back next week after an immaculate horse placenta treatment​

 

[Wandugu Masanja]

nilivyoangalia mpira kwa macho yangu niliona Manu hawakuwa na haja na magoli ndipo walipotoa wachezaji ili kuweka gemu round ya pili,
Siipendi Manu hata kidogo lakini kwa gemu ya pili siwezi kutabiri wanaweza kupita na kwavile wana goli la ugenini, hata mashambulizi yao hayakuwa na lengo sana, walirizika sana na goli, wana kibarua J/mosi
Sijuwi kama wataweza kuhimili tena kosa ni lao, Chelsea na Bayen, Manu wana kazi

 

[Keykey]

Bayern ngoma nzito, tangu ManU wamlinganishe Rooney na Messi nilikuwa nasubiri wakutane na timu ya kuwapa kichapo.

Ngoma ya kitoto haikeshi!

 

[Keykey]

Kiko wapi sasa?

 

[ngoshwe]

Rooneywatch: Day One

Wed Mar 31 08:41AM

Let's start with an easy one. Can anyone tell Early Doors whose right foot is encased by one of those plastic boots?
That's right, class. It's Wayne Rooney.
The sound of those ankle ligaments going twang served as a starting pistol for reams of hysterical Rooney injury coverage that ED would not be surprised to learn had been pre-written, like an obituary.
The Daily Mail's considered response to the crisis was: 'Not since Cinderella has so much rested on one foot'.
ED would direct the Mail's headline writers to the last time Rooney got injured before a World Cup. Or the time before that, when it was David Beckham.
In the absence of any medical evidence about the extent of the damage, other than the opinion of a Scotsman in his late 60s, we are currently in the realm of fevered guesswork.
What's the injury? We don't know. What does it mean for United? We don't know. Will he miss the World Cup? We don't know.
All we have to go on is a body part and a lot of rolling on the ground in agony. Did you see the way he winced? Must be bad. At least the media hopes it is - if he's back at the weekend, all this fuss will look a bit silly.
Now Early Doors is not a doctor. And even if it were, it would be hard-pressed to ascertain the extent of Rooney's injury from 600 miles away.
Nevertheless, Her In Doors was subjected - in between expletives - to a barrage of half-baked diagnosis as ED watched several thousand replays.
"It's his metatarsal. His boot's off, it's definitely a metartarsal... look, look.... actually I think it's his Achilles... no, it's his ankle, he's obviously broken it... loss of balance... isn't that one of the symptoms of MS?"
ED was in good company, as TV, radio and print journalists began stabbing in the dark with more enthusiasm than Boris Becker in the broom cupboard.
Anyway, if it's relatively bad (and even if it isn't), expect forensic analysis of the injury across the media and a glut of factoids, complete with mocked-up X-rays and baseless claims from a 'medical expert' with all the credentials of The Simpsons's Dr Nick.
Nobody even knew what a metatarsal was until Becks snapped his - now any member of the public could give you a detailed description of its plantar surface, which is of course grooved antero-posteriorly for the passage of the flexor tendons, and marked on either side by an articular eminence continuous with the terminal articular surface.
Given declining educational standards, the government might be well-advised to ditch GCSE biology and just let pupils read the paper instead.
There's plenty to learn in the tabloids, including this from Page Three girl Rhian, 23, from Manchester: "Rhian is impressed by the Hadron Collider's atom smashing. She said: 'We have the chance to generate particles that are sensitive to dimensions beyond our four-dimensional space-time. I'm a bit of a smasher myself, but I've got nothing on the Collider.'"
In keeping with the spirit of dumbing down, this year's 'metatarsal' is 'ankle' - a body part most modern delinquents have heard of, if only because that's where their electronic tags are located.
Early Doors is used to taking its eye off the ball, and actually saw Rooney hopping about in the corner of its screen. Consequently, it was cursing the demise of England's World Cup hopes even before Ivica Olic scored the winner.
That may have been the root of United's shambolic defending. Perhaps Patrice Evra and Nemanja Vidic noticed Rooney's injury and the resultant boost to France and Serbia's World Cup hopes, and simply stopped concentrating?
Olic, whose Croatia side failed to qualify, simply waltzed through and stuck the ball past Edwin van der Sar, who was presumably thinking how much easier that possible semi-final in Cape Town now looks.
It was certainly a bit of a passion-killer for the rest of the country.
The only reason these big Champions League games get such good ratings is because three-quarters of the audience have tuned in to see the pride of England fail.
(Early Doors refuses to believe that anyone actually supports English clubs in Europe. Football's unwritten-law-makers might wish it so, but why would teams that are loathed when they play domestic football be any more appealing on midweek evenings? Sure, there can be the odd exception, like Fulham's Europa League tonking of Juventus, but where's the patriotic romance in United grinding their way to the quarter-finals and occasionally beyond every year?)
So there would have been much gleeful celebration around the country as Bayern completed their history unrepeating last-gasp comeback - just as there was last year when Andres Iniesta sent Chelsea out, or this season when Lyon scored that hilarious last-minute equaliser at Anfield. Only for a nation's gloating to be cut short by the painfully inevitable Rooney injury.
What is the German for Schadenfreude, anyway?
HERE'S THE LATEST ON WAYNE ROONEY
QUOTE OF THE DAY: Jose Mourinho sticks the boot into Serie A again: "My situation is clear. I am very happy at Inter but not in Italian football. Why? Because I don't like it and it doesn't like me. Simple." Is it just ED, or is he obviously going to end up at Liverpool?
FOREIGN VIEW: It's not often a man getting bitten in the face by a dog is reported with undisguised mirth, but when that man is Diego Maradona? All bets are off. The story made the from page of today's Sun, but with a rare duff headline. Why 'Hand of Dog' when 'Hound of God' is so much better?
COMING UP: At least there's no chance of any England players getting injured tonight - Arsenal are playing. If you can put up with Clive Tyldesley banging on about what a feast for the eyes Arsenal v Barcelona is, it should be a good one. But ED can't be the only one hoping this so-called purists' delight descends into ugly, senseless violence. Some 17 seasons into the Champions League era, you probably don't need telling the match kicks off at 19.45. Also Internazionale v CSKA Moscow, which will probably feature Mourinho saying something mad.

 

[Nemesis]

day dreaming is always the best way to achieve the unachievable!!!

ni swala la kusubiri

 

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2:15pm It has been confirmed that Wayne Rooney will go for an MRI Scan tomorrow morning, to reveal the full extent of the injury. The early diagnoses are that he has severally sprained his right ankle, and is facing 2 to 4 weeks on the sidelines. In that space he could potentially miss seven games, although he is expected to be back after four. Roo is still on crutches, as the team plane is approaching Manchester Airport after leaving Munich at noon.

He emerged from the hotel this morning still on crutches and wearing a protective boot on his right foot. Rooney had to be ferried by car onto the plane, as the ace cannot yet walk without assistance. Roo looked pretty ok, and didn't seem very tired - probably happy with the news that it wasn't a break. More on this later, as the official news has not yet emerged !

 

[Konaball]

Rooney facing four weeks out United and England striker suffers sprained ankle Wayne Rooney is facing between two and four weeks on the sidelines with a sprained ankle, Sky Sports News understands. The Manchester United and England talisman had the nation holding their breath as he crumpled in a heap on the turf at the Allianz Arena in the closing seconds of the 2-1 UEFA Champions League defeat by Bayern Munich. Rooney, who had bagged his 34th goal of an astonishing season with just 64 seconds on the clock in the quarter-final first leg meeting, had to be helped from the field and later left the stadium on crutches. Replays of the incident showed he had turned his right ankle when he landed awkwardly, causing immediate concern for Red Devils boss Sir Alex Ferguson and England counterpart Fabio Capello. The fears of the national team appear to be have been alleviated by the initial prognosis, but the Red Devils will be without their attacking ace for a significant spell during the title run-in. Ferguson's men, who head the Premier League by one point from Chelsea, play host to their title rivals at Old Trafford on Saturday lunchtime in what could well prove to be a pivotal moment in the season. The return leg of their European showdown with Bayern follows next Wednesday when United know they must score if they are to progress to the semi-finals of the competition. Rooney can expect to miss the trip to Blackburn on 11th April and may also struggle to be involved in the Manchester derby with City at Eastlands the following weekend and the home meeting with Spurs on 24th April. That would leave the 24-year-old with just the Premier League encounters against Sunderland and Stoke to regain match sharpness in domestic action before attention turns to England's World Cup bid in South Africa.

 

[RR]

Damn damn....naona chelsick mmepata habari njema.
Rooney out for 2 to 4 weeks!
http://www.football.co.uk/manchester_united/breaking_news_-_rooney_out_for_two_to_four_weeks_rss638557.shtml

 

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typical english tabloids.... shivers, around the nation my ass!!!