Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pole kwa kipigo


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Visingizio khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeee

Umefufuka kisa Gunners kapoteza mechi khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee utakufa ni viroba.

BTW nachikia maria anataka kusepa kwenda Italy?
 

Visingizio khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeee

Umefufuka kisa Gunners kapoteza mechi khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee utakufa ni viroba.

BTW nachikia maria anataka kusepa kwenda Italy?

kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Arsenal Hamna lolote mmechoka tu
 
kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Arsenal Hamna lolote mmechoka tu

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The problems are mounting up for Manure
Louis van Gaffee (front centre)


Chacha chi unaona cholution ooo ps solution ipo kwenye sura,
shavu, macho meno etc khe khe khe khe khe

you are finished


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Crocked for a month ... ... .. .


Its true Gunners hawana lolote kama unavyochema lakini timechoka chanachana khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
kwa sababu yabu Fergie kuwa na influence kwa FA/marefa na media.

Unajua Dein (alikuwa mwenyekiti na shareholder mkubwa wa goons) alipokuwa makamu mwenyekiti wa FA, United ilishinda EPL titles ngapi? Kipindi hicho ndipo goons walipigwa 6-1 pale OT, wakiwa kamili?

Bora hilo la upendelea wa FA na marefa litoke kwa mashabiki wa timu nyingine, lakini siyo goons. Labda kama unataka kusema mmiliki wenu wa wakati huo (Dein) alikuwa akifurahia United kushinda mataji!
 
Mlikuwa mnawasuta Liverpool kwa kuongelea historia.

Hivi punde mtajikuta mnajisifia kwa kuongelea historia pia.

Endelea kusubiri hiyo 'hivi punde'

Nimeshakueleza siku nyingi, kuwa yaliyoikuta loserfools kamwe hayawezi kuikuta United. Mpira wa sasa ni pesa yako ndio inayoongea. #WakaangaSumu nyiye si ndio mlisema United haiwezi kuattract world class players ati kwa kuwa haipo UCL?!? Kilichotokea unakifahamu.

Loserfools walipotea kutokana na kutokuwa na pesa tena ya kuijenga timu. Si umeona toka walivyokuja matajiri wakimarekani, angalau timu inajengeka? Kwanza, licha ya kutofanya vizuri katika EPL, Europe-wise, wamefanya vizuri sana kushinda timu nyingi toka mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 1990s (mara yao ya mwisho kuchukua EPL title nadhani).

Hivyo utasubiri sana hiyo 'hivi punde' kwani United pesa ipo. Timu inajengwa sasa kwa kutumia pesa. Woodward licha ya kusuasua katika transfers, katika sponsorship deals, hakuna kama yeye katika world of soccer.

Najua #WakaangaSumu mtasubiri sana hiyo 'hivi punde' kama Yesu anavyosubiriwa.
 
Kila timu ina good memories. Not only Man Utd. Pia kila timu ina bad memories pia. So, ukitaka uwe fair in your own self andika pia bad memories za Man Utd, past and present.

Ona huyu naye?!?

Kila timu ina good memories ndio. Lakini goodness za hizo memories haziwezi fanana hata kidogo. Goodness ya memories itategemeana na mafanikio ya ujumla ya timu husika.

Hivyo, timu yenye mafanikio zaidi memories zake zitakuwa better than isiyo na mafanikio zaidi. Huwezi linganisha good memories za United na timu nyingine yoyote ya EPL, isipokuwa loserfools wenye good memories katika UCL kuliko United.

Endelea kuleta stori za #UkaangaSumu
 
Kufulia kama goons ama?

Hivi unafahama katika European football, Forest wana status kuliko goons? Wewe shauri lako...

Kama historia ingekuwa haimati, usingesikia habari za La decima msimu wa jana.

Anyway, hata baharia anavyokupigisha stori jinsi alivyokuwa akila good times enzi zake, angalau anakumbuka namna alivyokula good times. Sasa wewe uliopigishwa story huna hata cha kudolishia watu kwa good times ulizokula, khaa!!

Hivyo, najua hupendi kusikia utamu wa historia ya United.

Goddam, hivi uwa unajisikiaje ukicheki ile classic final ya UCL pale Nou Camp May 1999? Aisee mimi mpaka kesho uwa napata ecstasy nikiangalia ile game.

Au uwa unajisikiaje ukiangalia jinsi Giggsy alivyochanja mbuga na kupenyeza kwenye msitu na visiki vya karibu timu nzima ya goons na kwenda kufunga goli kwenye 1/2 ya FA mwaka 1999? Hadi kesho nikiangalia, nashangilia kama ni live game!

Pia uwa unajisikiaje pale JT alivyokosa penati katika final ya UCL mwaka 2008; na Edo van der Sar kuokoa mchomo wa Anelka?!?

Naweza kuandika memories za good times za kibaharia humu mpaka kesho.

Ila, najua #WakaangaSumu hawapendi, ukweli mnaufahamu na matarajio yanaogopesh, United haiwezi kufa bloodfakken death kama loserfools au Forest.

Project ya LvG ni more promising than ya DM. Ingawa kama nilivyokuwa nikisema, DM alionewa bure; na matokeo ya msimu huu pia yameonyesha.

Kwa kumaliza, endeleeni kufurahia sasa (hizo ndizo zitakuwa stori zenu kwenye vijiwe, pale mtakapoanza kuwapigisha watu stori za kibaharia, na kusema jinsi mlivyokula good times kwa United kufanya vibaya).

Tchao.

Hahahahha! Sikuiona hii, kumbe uliijibu kwa kireeeefu?!

Hahahaha!
 
Yes, but where is Nottingham Forest now? Oh nimekusoma hapo chini umesema walikufa "bloodfakken death".



Then, wakati mkiwa juu msingewaponda Liverpool kwa kujisifia kuongelea historia.



Simply means that enzi hizi hali tena good times. Kaisha.



Kama ambavyo mlikuwa hampendi kusikia historia ya Liverpool.



Sasa kama performance ya Man Utd ndo kama ilivyokuwa pale Leicester, what a Man Utd fan will be watching to keep going?



Surely, a Man Utd fan would watch the past of Giggs than the present of the like of Rafael anayepepesuka kama upepo pindi akiguswa.



Of course, a Man Utd fan would prefer to watch John Terry akiteleza than the current appalling defence.



Kila timu ina good memories. Not only Man Utd. Pia kila timu ina bad memories pia. So, ukitaka uwe fair in your own self andika pia bad memories za Man Utd, past and present



Time will tell.



Again time will tell.



Labda Fergie arudi.

......hahahaha, jana niliwaona wakikumbukia enzi zao Vs Spurs.
Saaaafi sana, umemjibu Nzi msitari kwa mstari, ni yeye tu sasa
kusoma 'in between the lines' kisha achague mtaa....

#BIGSam can't wait for the weekend na toothpick yake mkononi maana duhhh.....Arsenal tuna majeruhi ila
hawa wenzetu na defence yao uchochoro wote hawapo! Evans nje, Jones nje, Smalling hati hati,
yule mwingine mwenye jina kama Blanket Red Carded!....umebakia U-Rojo na yule jamaa 'Blind!'
 
......hahahaha, jana niliwaona wakikumbukia enzi zao Vs Spurs.
Saaaafi sana, umemjibu Nzi msitari kwa mstari, ni yeye tu sasa
kusoma 'in between the lines' kisha achague mtaa....

#BIGSam can't wait for the weekend na toothpick yake mkononi maana duhhh.....Arsenal tuna majeruhi ila
hawa wenzetu na defence yao uchochoro wote hawapo! Evans nje, Jones nje, Smalling hati hati,
yule mwingine mwenye jina kama Blanket Red Carded!....umebakia U-Rojo na yule jamaa 'Blind!'

Wataipata jiwe ya moto.Watu sijui awasomi history,yaliyomkuta Liverpool siyo mageni katika soka,yameikuta Real Madrid Tangu aondoke Vicente del Bosque Wamekuwa wanausaka ubingwa kwa tochi mpaka Leo hiii kila mwaka ni kununua wachezaji kwa bei ya juu lakini wapi,makocha wametimuka pale kila mwaka.
Watani zangu mjipange kuzoea kuzomewa.
Umefika wakati mashabiki wa man kubaki home na kuulizia matokeo kwa simu.
Usubuhi mwema
 
''Manchester United are in panic mode after handing Louis van Gaal £150m, says Sam Allardyce''



Salam kutoka kwa big sam .... .... ... ... patamu hapo ... .... .

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Ad Maria & Falcao were marquee signings for Manure
but they're still struggling . .. .. . . .
Khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



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Huyu nae anakula bata tu .. ..... .... .
 
Wataipata jiwe ya moto.Watu sijui awasomi history,yaliyomkuta Liverpool siyo mageni katika soka,yameikuta Real Madrid Tangu aondoke Vicente del Bosque Wamekuwa wanausaka ubingwa kwa tochi mpaka Leo hiii kila mwaka ni kununua wachezaji kwa bei ya juu lakini wapi,makocha wametimuka pale kila mwaka.
Watani zangu mjipange kuzoea kuzomewa.
Umefika wakati mashabiki wa man kubaki home na kuulizia matokeo kwa simu.
Usubuhi mwema

Ona mwingine huyu!! Ngoja nikusaidie kidogo:

1. Nianze na R. Madrid: Del Bosque alifukuzwa baada ya msimu wa 2003 kuisha (akiwa ameipa ubingwa timu). Sasa unaposema toka mwaka 2003 Madrid wamekuwa wakiutafuta ubingwa kwa tochi una maana gani? Kwa sababu toka 2003, Madrid wamechukua La Liga mara 3 (2006/07, 2007/08 na 2011/12); UCL mara 1 (La decima); UEFA super cup mara 1; na Copa del Rey mara 2 (2003/04 na 2012/13). Na pia Madrid ndiyo klabu ya soka tajiri zaidi duniani; kumbuka soka siku hizi ni biashara pia. Shinda mataji; huku ukichekelea wakati unaenda benki (naaminisha huku pochi la benki ni nene).

2. Nikija kwa Liverpool, nao toka mara ya mwisho kuchukua ubingwa wa ligi ya Uingereza (nadhani msimu wa 1989/90) wamekuwa na mafanikio makubwa tu ukilinganisha na na baadhi ya vijitimu kama goons vinavyopiga kelele bila kuwa na kikubwa cha kujivunia (labda chenga twawala, ambazo hata ukienda ligi ya Zenji unazipata). Makombe yao: 1. FA cups 3 (1991/92, 2000/01 na 2005/06); 2. UCL 1 (2004/05); na 3. UEFA cup 1 (2000/01). Ingawa ni haba lakini si haba ukilinganisha na kijitimu chako (sifahamu unapoegemea, lakini unaonekana wewe ni goons).

Nimeshawaambia sana nyie wakaanga sumu kuwa mpira wa sasa ni pesa tu….hata kwa hayo kidogo yaliyoikuta loserfools (ya kutochukua ubingwa wa ligi kwa muda wote huo), hayawezi kuikuta United. Nimewaambia mtasubiri sana hiyo hivi punde yenu. Sasa tupo katika project moja bab kubwa; mwaka huu sioni uwezekano wa ubingwa. Target kubwa ni kurudi UCL; kikombe chochote kitakuwa bonus.
 
Ona mwingine huyu!! Ngoja nikusaidie kidogo:

1. Nianze na R. Madrid: Del Bosque alifukuzwa baada ya msimu wa 2003 kuisha (akiwa ameipa ubingwa timu). Sasa unaposema toka mwaka 2003 Madrid wamekuwa wakiutafuta ubingwa kwa tochi una maana gani? Kwa sababu toka 2003, Madrid wamechukua La Liga mara 3 (2006/07, 2007/08 na 2011/12); UCL mara 1 (La decima); UEFA super cup mara 1; na Copa del Rey mara 2 (2003/04 na 2012/13). Na pia Madrid ndiyo klabu ya soka tajiri zaidi duniani; kumbuka soka siku hizi ni biashara pia. Shinda mataji; huku ukichekelea wakati unaenda benki (naaminisha huku pochi la benki ni nene).

2. Nikija kwa Liverpool, nao toka mara ya mwisho kuchukua ubingwa wa ligi ya Uingereza (nadhani msimu wa 1989/90) wamekuwa na mafanikio makubwa tu ukilinganisha na na baadhi ya vijitimu kama goons vinavyopiga kelele bila kuwa na kikubwa cha kujivunia (labda chenga twawala, ambazo hata ukienda ligi ya Zenji unazipata). Makombe yao: 1. FA cups 3 (1991/92, 2000/01 na 2005/06); 2. UCL 1 (2004/05); na 3. UEFA cup 1 (2000/01). Ingawa ni haba lakini si haba ukilinganisha na kijitimu chako (sifahamu unapoegemea, lakini unaonekana wewe ni goons).

Nimeshawaambia sana nyie wakaanga sumu kuwa mpira wa sasa ni pesa tu….hata kwa hayo kidogo yaliyoikuta loserfools (ya kutochukua ubingwa wa ligi kwa muda wote huo), hayawezi kuikuta United. Nimewaambia mtasubiri sana hiyo hivi punde yenu. Sasa tupo katika project moja bab kubwa; mwaka huu sioni uwezekano wa ubingwa. Target kubwa ni kurudi UCL; kikombe chochote kitakuwa bonus.

.......hehheh, sasa mbona hujaweka FA cup 2014, na Charity Shield 2014 banaa? :coffee:
 
[h=2]One Hour Behind - Blog[/h]

We have to stand up and keep going
September 22nd, 2014

Hi everyone,
Today it took me a long time to sit down in front of the computer in order not to miss my weekly meeting with you. I have waited a few hours before facing the white screen to try to express how I feel after the game in Leicester. After a whole week waiting for the match I could not imagine a Sunday like this. The way back from Leicester to Manchester on the bus seemed really long.
I keep thinking about how we lost a game that was under control, but the thing is we were ahead, they equalised and when we tried to get advantage again we lost. It’s really tough to score three goals away and come back home with no points. On our way back to Manchester I was thinking about what had happened and felt so disappointed as all those that came with us to the stadium. Honestly, I feel very sorry that the weekend ended up for our fans in such a sad way.
There is time during the week to analyse what happened and learn from our mistakes so as not to make them again. Now we play two consecutive games in Old Trafford that we want to win for our fans. We will put our best efforts to it, you can be sure of that.
I hope to be in a better mood next Sunday to tell you about the game and many other things, to try to put a smile in our face on Monday. Thank you for being there in the good and the bad times and never giving up. It is important to feel your support.
Hope you have a good week. Hugs,
Juan

We have to stand up and keep going | One hour behind
 
[h=1]Van Persie lifts lid on 'confronting' Manchester United meeting[/h]
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Sep 26, 2014 10:15:00 The Dutchman says the Red Devils held a lengthy and uncompromising inquest into Sunday's second-half collapse against newly-promoted Leicester City
Manchester United held a "confronting" hour-long inquest into their embarrassing collapse at Leicester City , Robin van Persie has revealed.

United twice led by two goals against the newly-promoted Foxes at the King Power Stadium but conceded four times in the second half to slump to a shock 5-3 loss, and have now won just one of their first six matches in all competitions.

The Red Devils' poor start is even more disappointing in light of a summer transfer spend which exceeded £150 million and brought Angel Di Maria, Radamel Falcao, Luke Shaw, Ander Herrera, Marcos Rojo and Daley Blind to Old Trafford.

And Van Persie admits the post-match analysis of Sunday's embarrassing defeat at Carrington was lengthy and uncompromising.

"It shouldn't be possible [to lose like we did]," the Dutchman told Fox Sports News. "But it still happened. We have to deal with it.

"We had a proper look at it next day. Sometimes it was a bit confronting and it was a long meeting. One hour [or] something.

"We went from there, started again this week [and have put] a couple of really good sessions in. Everyone feels ready to face West Ham."

Sam Allardyce's Hammers are the visitors at Old Trafford on Saturday and will be given confidence by the fact their opponents have lost six Premier League games at home in the last year.

The under-fire hosts have also kept just two clean sheets in their last eight league matches but Van Persie said the club's review pointed blame at the whole team for their defensive errors - not just the back three or four, depending on what system van Gaal uses.

"When you look at the defensive mistakes, it starts somewhere else," he added.

"That's where we looked at as well. It's not just the one mistake which happens. There's a mistake before the mistake and before the mistake, maybe positional wise. That's where we looked at.

Van Persie lifts lid on 'confronting' Manchester United meeting - Goal.com
 
Kocha wenu analalamika ana mlinzi mmoja tu wa kati.
Sijui alisahauje wakati wa usajili.

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