Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Bavaria]

Chicharito,Nani,Cleverley,Zaha hawa hawatarudi tena United huenda Anderson na Fellaini nao wakauzwa

Ongeza fletcher, young, valencia na carrick

 

[Bavaria]

Phone rings........ Mou picks the phone

Mou: who is on the line
Ancelotti: It is me your friend Carlo Ancelotti
Mou: how are things in Spain
Ancelotti :things are hot. I dont even
know whether Real will sack me Mou: you burstad! U deserve to be sacked. How can you allow Di Maria to join those people.
Carlo: but i thought you are leading on the table
Mou: leading what! Why didn't
you sign Falcao now those guys have bought Falcao and you know what he can do when he is annoyed.
Carlo: Eyaa! Jose, i thought i took Chicharito who knows Cech weakness. So u hv to praise me for
releasing that burden from you. Anyway how is Wenger?
Mou : What do you expect from him,he
likes drawing.
Carlo : What about my ex Ozil
Mou:aaaah! Carlo you are funny.
Carlo: how Jose?
Mou: he is flopping everyday since he left Real .
Carlo:what about the new Thiery Henry, Welbeck
Mou: Welbeck,can only score West ham.
Carlo: my friend i just call to tell u
that Ronaldo is on his way to Old Trafford again.
M: felled down and{faints}.


He is now in London hospital
receiving treatments but we managed to got what happened because he recorded the call.

Nimecheka sana, u people are so funny

 

[Bavaria]

Manchester United FC Squad 2014/15

Kwa wallpaper ya Simu hii inapendeza zaidi......

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Fellain, Carrick, Young na Valencia wamezingua

 

[Ngongo]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Phone rings........ Mou picks the phone

Mou: who is on the line
Ancelotti: It is me your friend Carlo Ancelotti
Mou: how are things in Spain
Ancelotti :things are hot. I dont even
know whether Real will sack me Mou: you burstad! U deserve to be sacked. How can you allow Di Maria to join those people.
Carlo: but i thought you are leading on the table
Mou: leading what! Why didn't
you sign Falcao now those guys have bought Falcao and you know what he can do when he is annoyed.
Carlo: Eyaa! Jose, i thought i took Chicharito who knows Cech weakness. So u hv to praise me for
releasing that burden from you. Anyway how is Wenger?
Mou : What do you expect from him,he
likes drawing.
Carlo : What about my ex Ozil
Mou:aaaah! Carlo you are funny.
Carlo: how Jose?
Mou: he is flopping everyday since he left Real .
Carlo:what about the new Thiery Henry, Welbeck
Mou: Welbeck,can only score West ham.
Carlo: my friend i just call to tell u
that Ronaldo is on his way to Old Trafford again.
M: felled down and{faints}.


He is now in London hospital
receiving treatments but we managed to got what happened because he recorded the call.

 

[Wacha1]

This is what you get when you support Red Cross Team
Khe khe khe khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[rubaman]

Naona Bayern Munich wanawapeleka puta timu ya Manchester lol... Enjoying your UCL night?

 

[privacy]

Naona Bayern Munich wanawapeleka puta timu ya Manchester lol... Enjoying your UCL night?

City wanalo jukwaa lao pia

 

[rubaman]

Poleni wakuu naona na nyinyi mmekalishwa na Wajerumani leo lol

 

[rubaman]

City wanalo jukwaa lao pia

Leo mnawakimbia sio? Kila siku huwa mnajipendekeza kwao eti timu ya nyumbani, kombe limebaki Manchester ooh sijui nini.

 

[Ubumuntu]

Leo mnawakimbia sio? Kila siku huwa mnajipendekeza kwao eti timu ya nyumbani, kombe limebaki Manchester ooh sijui nini.

Duh! Yaani mtu wa United ajipendekeze kwa wa Shitty?!?!?

Aisee..Shitty haipo levo ya United. Hata Evertoon ni kubwa mno kuliko Shitty. Sasa wa United ajipendekeze kwa lipi kwa wa Shitty???

 

[Belo]

Leo mnawakimbia sio? Kila siku huwa mnajipendekeza kwao eti timu ya nyumbani, kombe limebaki Manchester ooh sijui nini.

Kwenye Champions league City ni vibonde kama nyie,very soon mtaanza kumtukana Wenger

 

[rubaman]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

 

[Mndengereko]

Poleni wakuu naona na nyinyi mmekalishwa na Wajerumani leo lol

Leo nimeelewa kwa nini serikali inawakataza msivute bangi

 

[Mndengereko]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

Kwa hyo hata mkifungwa na kudhalilishwa kama na dortmund walivyowafanyia tusiwape hata pole!

 

[Belo]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

Sisi hatuzungumzii michuano ambayo hatushiriki lakini kukitokea msiba tutakuja kutoa pole ndio utaratibu wetu sisi waafrika

 

[Bavaria]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

Unatanguliza shukrani zako kwenda wap?

 

[Bavaria]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

Bora sisi tusioshiriki. Kuliko nyie mnaoshiriki na mnatoka kesho kutwa

 

[Wacha1]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

Uwi uwi uwi .............................................waonee huruma wenzio unawakata maini hivi hivi bila huruma, huoni hako ka Nzi tangu kalivyoloweshwa na M K Dons hakawezi kuruka tena. Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee angalia wanavyotoa mapovu! Phew!

 

[DonDonald]

*****************************************ILANI*******************************************************
Msimu huu Wapenzi wa Manchester United hamtakiwi kuzungumzia UCL. Tunawaomba muwe mnajitokeza ku-comment siku mechi za EPL na FA Cup zitakapochezwa. Natanguliza shukrani zangu.

Belo, Nzi, Mndengereko, Bulldog, DonDonald, Privacy, #TeamManchesterUnited.

Dah dhahama mliyoipata Ujerumani kwa kweli inabidi tusiongelee CL

 

[BAK]

Ronaldo bid possible, says Van Gaal19 September 2014 Updated 17:43 GMT




Louis van Gaal: Real Madrid not ready to sell Ronaldo to Man Utd
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal would like to sign Cristiano Ronaldo but does not expect Real Madrid to sell.
The 29-year-old has been linked with a return to Old Trafford, having left in 2009 for a then-world record £80m fee.
Asked about re-signing the Portugal international forward, Van Gaal said: "It is possible.
"Players like Ronaldo give a lot of extra to a team, but I don't think Real Madrid shall sell him."
Ronaldo, the world footballer of the year, helped Real Madrid become champions of Europe for the 10th time last May.
Former Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon claimed Ronaldo was "fed up" at the club's decision to sell a number of their top players, including Angel Di Maria's £59.7m departure to United.
The forward won eight major trophies in six years at Old Trafford under then-manager Sir Alex Ferguson.
Asked whether he could bring Ronaldo back to United, Van Gaal said: "Yes, but it's always a discussion in the papers, and I don't think the media shall buy Ronaldo."
Ronaldo hinted last month he would be interested in returning to Old Trafford, telling MUTV: "I love Manchester and you never know in football.
"Of course I'm happy at Real Madrid; it's my home, it's my club, but United treated me unbelievably, so you never know.
"I am still in contact with some people there because I had a good relationship with everybody - it was like my second family."