Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

Naua Tanga (crystal palace studium) nazika tarime (old traford)

Hii punchline ya msanii gani wadau?
 
A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash mid-air and there were only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger is Cristiano Ronaldo : I'm the world's best footballer, and my fans still need me.
He takes one parachute and jumps. The second passenger is Elon Musk: l am the founder of SpaceX and king of the electric vehicle industry. I'm an influence. He takes another one and jumps.
The third passenger was Erik Eleven Bag: I'm the Manager of Manchester United FC and l'm one of the most creative, most intelligent, and well-remembered football players. He takes one and jumps.
The fourth passenger was me.
said to the 5th passenger, an 8-year-old girl, sacrifice my life for yours." But the girl replied, "No need for that, there are 2 parachutes left."
"How is that possible?" asked.
The girl replied, "That United FC Manager took my school bag."
 
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