Makapuku Forum

[shululu]

Dawa kutoanzisha zingine
Siyo rahisi kudhibiti wazee wa kukopi
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Na hii bongo ni watu wa kucopy na kupest

 

[Werrason]

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Mambo ya Guinness book of records nini Bablai???

 

[Bitoz]

NmekuPm

Uache tabia yako ya kunipiga mizinga
Biashara yangu ya kambale hali ngumu

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[Mlelajr]

Hahaaaaaaa Makapuku mpo...? Naombeni usajili

 

[briz]

Ankali vp

Poa ankali, niaje pande hizo?

 

[briz]

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Ndo betina huyu?? duh!!

 

[briz]

Dawa kutoanzisha zingine
Siyo rahisi kudhibiti wazee wa kukopi
..........

Ni kweli lakini ukiandika ndo unakua unanoa kipaji zaidi na kujua uko vizuri kiasi gani

 

[briz]

Uache tabia yako ya kunipiga mizinga
Biashara yangu ya kambale hali ngumu

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[shululu]

Poa ankali, niaje pande hizo?

Poa kabisa, vp Iringa

 

[briz]

Nawaza janga la njaa huku Afurika

Dah ni janga si kitoto

 

[briz]

Poa kabisa, vp Iringa

Nimesogea kwa mbele ankali.. Mbeya moja

 

[juve pauly]

*Muhindi 1 alisilimishwa na shekh akamwambia kila unapokula usisahau kusema Bismillah la sivyo utakua unakula na shetani. Basi yule muhindi kuna kipindi alisahau kusema Bismillah kwa miezi 2 ,basi shetani akamfuata shekh akamwambia mkumbushe muhindi kusema Bismillah maana ataniuwa kwa pili pili! *

 

[shululu]

Nimesogea kwa mbele ankali.. Mbeya moja

Upo kwa wanyaki?

 

[Kitombise]

Uache tabia yako ya kunipiga mizinga
Biashara yangu ya kambale hali ngumu

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Mimi mwenyewe sokola machungwa limedorora mbayaa hvyo napiga donation ili mtaji wangu usimame tena

 

[Kitombise]

Ndo betina huyu?? duh!!

Nop, huyu ni Kigwasingwa

 

[Werrason]

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[shululu]

Mimi mwenyewe sokola machungwa limedorora mbayaa hvyo napiga donation ili mtaji wangu usimame tena

Kazana sasa

 

[briz]

Upo kwa wanyaki?

Yap, nakula mema yote ya nchi huku kwa kina Bitoz

 

[briz]

Nop, huyu ni Kigwasingwa

Haha haya bana, huyo ndo kakufanya leo usitumie 'mkono'?

 

[briz]

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sasa anaendesha midege mikubwa ama vipanga boi kama vyetu??