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[makaveli10]

Wanataka wao watendewe wema tuu

Bila kujali upande wa pili!!! Its nt fair.

 

[makaveli10]

Ndioo huo sasa

Huoo unini!!? Umeme au..

 

[sacajo]

Kilazer wa nyota sita...

naona unataka kuvunjwa hizo fito zakoo

 

[sacajo]

Kwenu si maboya tuu

Umejuaje

 

[sacajo]

Huwez kuntuliza we mzembe.. Utantulizaje..

Me nakutuliza kama kitenesi

 

[sacajo]

Bila kujali upande wa pili!!! Its nt fair.

Kweli kabisa.....hapa ni jino kwa jino

 

[sacajo]

Huoo unini!!? Umeme au..

Umoja

 

[makaveli10]

Me ni mjeda kamandaa

Haya mjeda..

 

[makaveli10]

Usihofu

Hakuna cha off wala on hapa

 

[nsekwa]

Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE.
Girlfriend akamuuliza jamaa “beby vipi mbona uko hapa?”
Jamaa bila woga akajibu
“NIPO FIELD.
Wanaume hatupendi ujinga sisi

 

[sacajo]

Haya mjeda..

 

[makaveli10]

Konyagi itakuwa vizuri

Si sawa na kuku kumtia kwenye mafuta ya alizeti..

Hapo ndio unamkaanga kabisa mtuhumiwa wa tra..

 

[sacajo]

Hakuna cha off wala on hapa

Kuna nini sasa???

 

[makaveli10]

Vip weww mbona unatukunjia sura kama unatongozwa na kidume mwenzio.. Kunjua sura hyo..

In miraba minne voice

 

[makaveli10]

naona unataka kuvunjwa hizo fito zakoo

Wembamba wa chuma huu mdogo wangu, we jiongopee na minyama yako hyo hata konokono anayo halaf nikutoe kamas za ulimi.. Mie siogop mjeda wala nani.. Nakupiga wewe mpaka gwanda zako..

 

[makaveli10]

Umejuaje

Si ndio unapotokea boya wewe

 

[makaveli10]

Me nakutuliza kama kitenesi

Kitenes chenye velocity ya 1000000km/sec kinatoboa kifua chako hicho cha kubebea vyuma chakavu..

 

[makaveli10]

Kweli kabisa.....hapa ni jino kwa jino

Wakimwaga mboga.. Sisi tunakula ugali mkavu.. Ubandidu juu ya ubandinduu..

 

[makaveli10]

Umoja

Umbili

 

[makaveli10]

Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE.
Girlfriend akamuuliza jamaa “beby vipi mbona uko hapa?”
Jamaa bila woga akajibu
“NIPO FIELD.
Wanaume hatupendi ujinga sisi

Field kwenye ubora wake