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[Sweetiepie]

Pingu na Kifungo ni kwa muhalifu au mimi mukongo apana djua kishwaili?

Naona hapana jua kiswahili wewe

 

[nsekwa]

Nimeirudisha tena werraa na Briz wameomba niirudishe

Kuna hatari ya kuota

 

[Werrason]

Naona hapana jua kiswahili wewe

Mh!!! Ngoja nimupigyie telephonee le professour

 

[Werrason]

Kuna hatari ya kuota

Kuota!!! kwani wewe mbegu au chipukizi?

 

[Sweetiepie]

Apo unakothea, bundi kwani atumia mu phone?

Sasa si umesema amekutumia picha au tujadili yale maneno ya ile picha?

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kuna hatari ya kuota

Mbona kawaida tu nsekwa hakuna jipya kwenye hiyo sura

 

[Werrason]

A teacher was teaching words and their opposite then he told Mutabazi to stand up and give answers !

Teacher: What is the opposite of good
Mutabazi : Bad
Teacher: Come
Mutabazi : Go!
Teacher: Ugly
Mutabazi : Sexy
Teacher: You are wrong
Mutabazi : You are right
Teacher: Shut up
Mutabazi : Keep talking
Teacher: Ok now stop
Mutabazi : Ok now carry on
Teacher: Get out
Mutabazi : Come in
Teacher: Oh my God
Mutabazi : Oh my devil
Teacher: This fool
Mutabazi: This genius
Teacher: Are you normal
Mutabazi: Are you mad
Teacher: You have failed
Mutabazi : I have passed
Teacher: Pumbaavu
Mutabazi: Janja
Teacher: Mbwa
Mutabazi : Mbwa mwitu!!


usicheke peke yako�����

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kumbe Umutamu hivyo

Naitoa bhana maana naona aibu

 

[Werrason]

Sasa si umesema amekutumia picha au tujadili yale maneno ya ile picha?

Muneno mamiiiiiii

 

[Werrason]

Naitoa bhana maana naona aibu

Hata sikubembedhi tena

 

[Sweetiepie]

View attachment 403739 Sweetiepie sherry wangu kanitumia hii watsup nishauri tafadali

Amekupa hizo dolari milioni 6, pia umukumbatie bhaasi au sio

 

[Sweetiepie]

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[Sweetiepie]

A teacher was teaching words and their opposite then he told Mutabazi to stand up and give answers !

Teacher: What is the opposite of good
Mutabazi : Bad
Teacher: Come
Mutabazi : Go!
Teacher: Ugly
Mutabazi : Sexy
Teacher: You are wrong
Mutabazi : You are right
Teacher: Shut up
Mutabazi : Keep talking
Teacher: Ok now stop
Mutabazi : Ok now carry on
Teacher: Get out
Mutabazi : Come in
Teacher: Oh my God
Mutabazi : Oh my devil
Teacher: This fool
Mutabazi: This genius
Teacher: Are you normal
Mutabazi: Are you mad
Teacher: You have failed
Mutabazi : I have passed
Teacher: Pumbaavu
Mutabazi: Janja
Teacher: Mbwa
Mutabazi : Mbwa mwitu!!


usicheke peke yako�����

 

[nsekwa]

Naitoa bhana maana naona aibu

Acha woga

 

[Sweetiepie]

Hata sikubembedhi tena

 

[Sweetiepie]

Acha woga

Aibu hamuna aliyeweka sura yake afu mimi niweke.

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mh!!! Ngoja nimupigyie telephonee le professour

Mupigie haraka afu uye tuone kama iko swahili imekaa sawa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kuota!!! kwani wewe mbegu au chipukizi?

Muacha aote ni haki yake bhaana

 

[Mtambuzi]

Nimecheka kweli!
Panahitaji moyo waweza ushindwe kabisa namna ya kupost mpaka uzoee

Kwa hiyo kumbe ni jukwaa huru unajiachia kwa namna unavyotaka kiroho safi...

Sasa ngoja nitafute Kick ya kutokea ili nijenge jina mapema.

 

[nsekwa]

Kuota!!! kwani wewe mbegu au chipukizi?

Kiswahili kina utamu wake, mbegu imekujaje tena wakati tunaongea mambo ya urembo wa Sweetiepie?