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[Szczesny]

Asante sana kwa hii

Ubarikiwe zaidi na zaidi ili kesho utuletee 10 nyingine

Ukifurahi wewe tuu mi kwangu i feel blessed

 

[Werrason]

*When you dating an educated and civilized woman who has class and ambition, you get texts such as these:*

1. Morning Dear, Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up get ready for work. Dont forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.

2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, i hope you're enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you!

3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.

4.Dont put yourself under pressure my love, i know you will achieve your goal, you have my full support.

*THEN THOSE WITH JUST A BIRTH CERTIFICATE*

1. Morning babe, send me some airtime, plz bae.

2. Hello sweet babez I am coming over for some pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one plz. Luv u xoxoxo much.

3. Hey handsome, buy me data plz. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and brazilian hair. You will let me know when you are ready to get me these. Loving u lots.

4. Me and my friends want to go to Cafe javas for drinks, I need some money.

5.baby I don't feel like reading, can we chat pliiiizz.

 

[Jimena]

Anhaaaa
Na deal naye hapa siyo mda

Nilikuwa nakutania tu

Hakuna aliesumbua kabisa

 

[Nyagei]

Habar za jioni ndugu zangu makapuku

Mussolini5
Amazing&Manuu
Bitoz
Shululu
Sumbai
Jambilo
Linamo
Nyagei
Werrason
Emmyguy
Yong blood
Th name&Lizzie
Linamo
PNC1
na wengine

Niliwakumbuka and i hope mko poaa

Hofu kwako kijana machachari, watu tupo poa sana

 

[Nyagei]

Nilikuwa nakutania tu

Hakuna aliesumbua kabisa

Uko poa lakini?

 

[Werrason]

Yaan ndo ulichoka daka hkoo

Eeeh, yeye kila kituu ni kifupi, ndo maana akachukua rekod hyo ya ufupi duniani

Me nakuja top ten za fix

 

[Nyagei]

Hofu kwako kijana machachari, watu tupo poa sana

 

[Szczesny]

Hehehehe De la Casa de la fuma

Casa = Nyumbani.

Kazi kweli kweli

Safi wewe ni mfuatiliaj wa mambo

 

[Szczesny]

Hehehehe De la Casa de la fuma

Casa = Nyumbani.

Kazi kweli kweli

Safi wewe ni mfuatiliaj wa mambo

 

[Bitoz]

Mupo poa
............

 

[EMMYGUY]

Japo siona sababu ya kugombana , maisha menyewe mafupi, Siko hapa lisais likes na ikiwezekana endelea kuwahamasisha wajinga wasilike, wanaojitambua watanipa, au hata wasilike kwani hazinisaidii, mwisho nakushuku kwa hekima yako hiyo mkuu

Cool down kaka. Heshima ninayokupa ni kubwa sana, sipendi kuona unaghadhibika kiasi hicho. Mtu mwelevu huzifikiria nyayo zake.

 

[Szczesny]

Hofu kwako kijana machachari, watu tupo poa sana

Niko vzur kaka natumai na wewe uko poa kama timu yetu ujerumani pengine kama vile italia piaa

 

[EMMYGUY]

Nakumis mkuu

Mie nipo sana kaka. Kesho tuwasiliane.

 

[Glenn]

Cool down kaka. Heshima ninayokupa ni kubwa sana, sipendi kuona unaghadhibika kiasi hicho. Mtu mwelevu huzifikiria nyayo zake.

Imepita kitambo mpendwa..sometime inalazimu japo sipendi kabisa kurushiana maneno

 

[Glenn]

Mie nipo sana kaka. Kesho tuwasiliane.

Usijali mkuu, nina amani ya kutosha sasa, mniwie radhi kwa hisia hizo, i wish isinitokee tena

 

[Nyagei]

Hivi ni kweli kesho no kuvaa pants day?

 

[Szczesny]

Unaanzaje sasa kujificha kwa mfano??

Hahaha

Yaan hata siwez, hilo lajulikana

Uskumwema mama la mama

Mtandao unazongua kwel kwel post moja ina kaa dakka kumi loooh!!

Clp well

 

[EMMYGUY]

Muda wangu wa kubembeleza ndoa umefika

 

[Glenn]

Hivi ni kweli kesho no kuvaa pants day?

Unamaanisha no kuvaa au ni kuvaa?

 

[Glenn]

Hahaha

Yaan hata siwez, hilo lajulikana

Uskumwema mama la mama

Mtandao unazongua kwel kwel post moja ina kaa dakka kumi loooh!!

Clp well

Tumia halotel mkuu