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[marybaby]

Nimefurahi kukuona tu mm

Sema nini,Arosto inatumaliza ujue

 

[marybaby]

Wewe mwanaume ebu acha uwoga

Unamshawishi, ?

 

[marybaby]

Wouzeeeerrr

Hatari hatari

 

[capitalpool]

When your skinny girl sends you nudes and you're not sure if she's making breakfast or what.

 

[marybaby]

....wadau ngoja niwatumikie wahindi hapa maana nna siku chache sana za kuwatumikia, nikilipwa tu hela zangu naenda kuwatukania hadi chakula chao cha pilipili.
Baniani mbaya....

ABJ hebu njoo mtu wangu mwenyewe, nimekumiss japo leo si alhamis na sidhani kama una umbo la kimiss

Kiatu chake dawa...
Jiwe anataka cheti cha shamba

 

[capitalpool]

 

[marybaby]

Kama anataka laana aje anichungulie

 

[marybaby]

Ila Wasichana Mnapenda Sana Kucheza Na Akili Zetu, Yaaari Mtu Tumefahamiana Mtandaoni Hata Sijawahi kumuona .. Ati Mara Hii Ananiita "My future Husband"!!!!

Nawe unamuweka ktk future wife mnaenda sawa

 

[marybaby]

Shulee lini kurudii ?

 

[Lee]

Thanx ni urban word meaning Thank You!

Huo utoto wa kuandikaa x ndo jiwe hapendagii

 

[capitalpool]

Dear smokers,

The kidney you are damaging with cigarette/weed, why dont you sell sell them and buy G-Wagon for your mother.?

 

[Shunie]

Wadau gani hao sio wewe kweli

Wanavodaii wadauu

 

[marybaby]

So I slid into my crush's PM, ordinary "Hi dear", she sent me the picture below. Please what does it mean.?

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Mshtuko usiokifani

 

[Shunie]

Poa mbebez mzima wewe capital

Mambo Shunie,

 

[capitalpool]

Huo utoto wa kuandikaa x ndo jiwe hapendagii

Am not here for JIWE! Am not doing anything for any ONE!!!

 

[Shunie]

Wakina nani hao waliochanganywa na kuchanganyikiwa

Wakichanganywa!!

 

[Shunie]

Tunajiwahi mapema

Ila Wasichana Mnapenda Sana Kucheza Na Akili Zetu, Yaaari Mtu Tumefahamiana Mtandaoni Hata Sijawahi kumuona .. Ati Mara Hii Ananiita "My future Husband"!!!!

 

[Shunie]

Hahahaha

Umri huu, nmemaliza shule zote isipokuwa zile za mambo ya kidini!!

 

[capitalpool]

Mshtuko usiokifani

Oh! Ahsante

 

[marybaby]

Hahahahahahaha imekaaa kiobeobeee

Umesema wewe hayo