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[Shunie]

Pesa ndio

Hiyo nayo ni pesa?

 

[Chige]

Mbona alikuwepo asubuhi mbona
Anaweza kuja jioni pia



Mke mweee Shunie kuna mgeni wako huku

Hapo kwenye rangi unamaanisha nini Tumosa?! NI kwamba mke mwenzako, au?! We dada Shunie, unao wangapi humu? Mi kama binamu yako naumia nikiona wapo wengi bhana...! Mimi nimemwa-approve Wick tu hata kama hana hela manake ndie pekee anayeweza kumtoa nduki Malcom Lumumba kwenye huu mtaa!

 

[Mikwara Ya Andunje]

Pesa ndio

Nakuonea huruma mbwa wangu tu wa kijerumani matumizi yake kwa siku ni dola 300 na ukimpa noti ya buku kumi anaikojolea

 

[Chige]

Eti akaniambia atanipeleka kusuka kwa rafiki zake wamasai

Shenzi taipu zake... mwambie akatafute wa level za nywele za Wamasai. Mwambie, mimi kaka yako ambae ni kaka binamu, am watching him! Tell him I can provide you with all services including room services!

 

[Sir Khan]

Njo ututajirishe

ungeni juhudi za mweshimiwa mtatajirika

 

[Sir Khan]

Wazee wamelala

leta mishe dada

 

[Nigendako]

Ninge za wewe

Salama shemeji,,,habari za weekend???

Unanichunia shikamoo yangu siku hz,,,nakuchora tu

 

[Nigendako]

Ninge kumbe na wewe una watoto wa insta kama tumosa yaani watoto wa kuchorwa

Shunie sio kweli aisee,,,anti zako wapo kweli,,,wanasema anti yule mwenye nywele ndefu km mhindi yupo wapi

 

[Shunie]

Shunie sio kweli aisee,,,anti zako wapo kweli,,,wanasema anti yule mwenye nywele ndefu km mhindi yupo wapi

Hahaha ninge huendi mbinguni

 

[Shunie]

Salama shemeji,,,habari za weekend???

Unanichunia shikamoo yangu siku hz,,,nakuchora tu

Hahahha shikamoo ninge kumbe unazipenda

 

[Shunie]

Shenzi taipu zake... mwambie akatafute wa level za nywele za Wamasai. Mwambie, mimi kaka yako ambae ni kaka binamu, am watching him! Tell him I can provide you with all services including room services!

Kwakweli akakafute wa level za masai sasa kaka chige inabidi unipe laki 4 ninunue Peruvian hair

 

[Shunie]

Hapo kwenye rangi unamaanisha nini Tumosa?! NI kwamba mke mwenzako, au?! We dada Shunie, unao wangapi humu? Mi kama binamu yako naumia nikiona wapo wengi bhana...! Mimi nimemwa-approve Wick tu hata kama hana hela manake ndie pekee anayeweza kumtoa nduki Malcom Lumumba kwenye huu mtaa!

Usiwe na wivu kaka chige

 

[Shunie]

Je wajua

 

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