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Kho Kho Kho Kho

Nikuletee maji au?

 

[Lee]

Futaaaaaaaa nipo nyuma yako

Mshindwee

 

[Shunie]

Hahaha
Kila mmoja ako na meli ya biashara

jf pekee

 

[Sakayo]

Futaaaaaaaa nipo nyuma yako

Ndo naenda kwa paw

 

[Husna Muba]

What a suprise ....umeifanya jioni yangu bomba kweli kweliiii

Tell me my cookie

Loh

 

[Shunie]

Hahaaa! Mbembeleza mdogo wako

Anibembeleze nikubali mitala T au

 

[Sakayo]

Namjua wapi mie dada

Mie nimeona tu manywele

 

[Lee]

Kabisaa
Hiyo ya kukuletea mwanamke ni zereu kubwa

Mtaongeaa mengiii na simwachiii na yye haniachiii

 

[Sakayo]

Wakachaaaaaa

Twende kwa Paw

 

[Shunie]

....eeh, sasa mbona unanitambulisha jioni wakati ndo unajua ile safari ya kiga imeiva, unaona sasa aunt yangu tayari keshanisemea mbovu na vitisho chekwa kuwa Kigamboni hakuendeki.

Hivi anko wangu unanitakia mema kweli wewe au ndo unataka kunitoa roho?

Ile laini kama umeivunja ntawapa ya landline ndo ujue huu utambulisho sikubaliani nao

Nataka nikuone upo upande gani leo nitajua wanaonipenda ila kigamboni hakuendekiii

 

[Lee]

Akameze nananasiii...

Mke mwenza my foot

Utajijuuuaaaaa

 

[Husna Muba]

OMG naona aibuuuu!

 

[Obe]

Nakupendea hapo nilipo upo unaweza hata kuua na kunyonga kwa ajili yangu dada

...uzuri ni kuwa akiua au kunyonga kwa ajili yako, ataenda jela halafu wewe utakaa unakula kipupwe uraiani

 

[Sakayo]

Kanyee ndimu

Mxxxiiiiiuuuu

 

[Shunie]

Nishaambiwa haipo, na viatu vyako nilikuwa nimechukua nikavibrush kabisa, ona sasa. Nakudai jero la kubrush viatu safari ikafa

Inaweza ikawepo pia

 

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Na wewe tabia yako ya kumsifia eti ni kidume uache

Baby...

Ila mimi dume la mbegu aisee

 

[Shunie]

Muite
T ni mwanaume bhana... Siwezi mfananisha na mvulana yeyote...

 

[Sakayo]

Aaah

Babe

 

[Obe]

Nakuangalia tu ujue

 

[Shunie]

Shunie
Wala usimjibu

Sawa dada