Kwa Wanaojua Kinyamwezi.......

[Honey Faith]

Mdelete kwenye moyo wako, afu uniweke mimi kaka yako.

Hata simjui sema napendaga offer

 

[Asprin]

Ndio bibi yangu huyo ama?

Bibi yako wala hajui kusoma na kuandika...

Atafanya nini JF??

 

[Yamakagashi]

Mweeh nikajua geniveros kumbe @Kasie?Haya all the best

Mhhh mbona umeshtuka ? Kassie maji marefu yale sio ? Teh teh

 

[Yamakagashi]

Sijakuquote, nimekumensheni

We veepee?? Huoni umepigwa kibuti nan huyo bazazi mpenda vya watu??

Babu huku tushatoka bana ,angalia Bepari asituharibie mambo yetu

 

[Asprin]

Babu huku tushatoka bana ,angalia Bepari asituharibie mambo yetu

Habari zilizotufikia hivi pundi ni kuwa huyu jamaa kashamtangulia Lowassa...

Kweli huyu Lowassa si mtu wa kisportsport

 

[Yamakagashi]

Habari zilizotufikia hivi pundi ni kuwa huyu jamaa kashamtangulia Lowassa...

Kweli huyu Lowassa si mtu wa kisportsport

Eeeh kwani huyu naye yupo kwenye ile list ya walio mkashifu yule mzee ?

 

[Asprin]

Eeeh kwani huyu naye yupo kwenye ile list ya walio mkashifu yule mzee ?

Soma hhapa...

 

[Yamakagashi]

Soma hhapa...

Kama movie vile ,hapa wananikumbusha mishe za Michael Corleone kuondoa wabaya wake akiwepo na kaka yake Freddo kwenye movie ya Godfather

Ukiwa na imani ndogo unaweza kudhani kuna kamtandao ka Sicilian Mafia wanafanya yao ,kumbe hamna watu wanapotea kwa natural death

Au laigwanani amepasua chungu cha kimaasai nini ? Wanasema ile haichagi hata unyayo

 

[Asprin]

Kama movie vile ,hapa wananikumbusha mishe za Michael Corleone kuondoa wabaya wake akiwepo na kaka yake Freddo kwenye movie ya Godfather

Ukiwa na imani ndogo unaweza kudhani kuna kamtandao ka Sicilian Mafia wanafanya yao ,kumbe hamna watu wanapotea kwa natural death

Au laigwanani amepasua chungu cha kimaasai nini ? Wanasema ile haichagi hata unyayo

Huyu Edoboy nadhani kuna mahali kapakamata...

Hawa jamaa waombe poo, wataisha wakifanya masihara!

 

[Yamakagashi]

Huyu Edoboy nadhani kuna mahali kapakamata...

Hawa jamaa waombe poo, wataisha wakifanya masihara!

Aisee inabidi wafanye hivyo ,halafu huu ukimya wa Laigwanani huwa unanitisha na pia ana mahesabu ya mbali sana ,kuna possibility jamaa anaweza kurudi kule alikotoka 2020 wampe bendera apeperushe ikiwa huyu wa sasa ataendelea hivi
Si unaona specialist wetu wa ndovu kasema jamaa ni rafiki yake na huwa wanapigiana simu

 

[Asprin]

Aisee inabidi wafanye hivyo ,halafu huu ukimya wa Laigwanani huwa unanitisha na pia ana mahesabu ya mbali sana ,kuna possibility jamaa anaweza kurudi kule alikotoka 2020 wampe bendera apeperushe ikiwa huyu wa sasa ataendelea hivi
Si unaona specialist wetu wa ndovu kasema jamaa ni rafiki yake na huwa wanapigiana simu

Nami namuahidi kura yangu...

Zee vumilivu sana hili...

Lipewe tu nchi tuone itakuwaje...

Ngosha kashatukimbiza vya kutosha

 

[Yamakagashi]

Nami namuahidi kura yangu...

Zee vumilivu sana hili...

Lipewe tu nchi tuone itakuwaje...

Ngosha kashatukimbiza vya kutosha

Hahahaha ngoja tunyamaze zetu tuendelee kusoma tu mchezo ,alipo tupo ,siasa ni mchezo mchafu kama wanavyosema wenyewe masaa 24 ni mengi sana kwa mwanasiasa lolote laweza kutokea

 

[Bra-joe]

Umelitupa jiwe gizani.
Mbona tumejaa humu jf, tena wa kumwaga?

Wewe siyo Mnyamwezi. Ni mnyanyembe. Ungekuwa mnyamwezi ungejibu maana ya maneno aliyouliza mleta mada.
Kwa kifupi, Wanyanyembe ni Wanyamwezi wasiyojua kinyamwezi, kama mimi na wewe.

 

[Kasie]

Mdau naona kama Njiwa anaingia kwenye mtego wa karanga na mchele
Nilikutakia baraka ufanikiwe mpaka ushangae naona inaelekea kujibu all the best mkuu

NEXT LEVEL weweee ilikuwaje ukamkuwadia Yamakagashi wakati mwanzo alishasema hazitaki mbichi hizi? au umemfunulia siri ya utamu wa mizigo mizito?

 

[Kasie]

Oooh no paper imeleak duh
Ila usijali pamoja na yote
Zawadi ya Ushindi umeikaribia vita ya Kagera imekwisha cha msingi nikuomba usipate accident safarini kurudi Dodoma toka Mtukura.
All the best...

Hhahahahahahhahaaaa ati paper ime leak......

 

[Kasie]

Hahaha wewe jamaa lazima usimamie ndoa yetu ,hii vita tumepigana pamoja

Ila bado sana Kassie anaweza kuamka kesho kwa anayopewa na babu usiku wa leo akaishia kuniona kama mkia wa mbuzi ,upo tu lakini sijui una kazi gani

Finger crossed tuombe uzima

Worry not, Kasie is very fine just missing you....... take a good care of yourself on this weekend...

 

[Muyobhyo]

Habari ya asubuhi wapendwa,

Jana usiku babu wa Kasie amenibembeleza kiaina yake, nilikuwa kila nikijigeuza usingizi hauji, kila nikigeuka huku usingizi unagoma nikamwambia babu mie sipati usingizi na muda unaenda asubuhi ntachelewa kuamka, basi babu akaamka na kuanza kunibembeleza kama mama anavombembeleza mwanaye aliyestuka usiku kwa kuota ndoto mbaya.

Basi babu akaanza kuniimbia nyimbo za kinyamwezi hahahahaa nikaanza kutabasamu huku anani petipeti mgongoni hadi nikapitiwa na usingizi.
Wimbo alioniimbia ninaoukumbuka ni huu....

Wamfuma mwikuluu, wamfuma mwikuluu, wamfuma mwikuluu wangaluka mwana wa Ntemi,
Walolo mayo watolwa mwana wa Ntemi
Wamfuma mwikuluu, wamfuma mwikuluu.. (sijui nimepatia matamshi unavoimbwa)

Maana yake hata sijui ni nini mie nilisikia raha tuu kubembelezwa na nyingine lizoniimbia sizikumbuki maana nilipotelea usingizini.
Babe ake Kasie is so lovey..... muah!! to him.

Kama unafuraha na tabasamu siku ya leo unga hapa kuimba kinyamwezi.

kasinde umenikumbusha enzi za mwinamila

 

[Yamakagashi]

Worry not, Kasie is very fine just missing you....... take a good care of yourself on this weekend...

Always have and always will sweetie

I hope the presentation went well though i don't doubt you but im just concerned

On your way home Grab a bar of chocolate or any Cognac of your choice
Get in a jacuzzi with glass of champagne ,candles are lighted with Mariah Carey song always be my baby on the background imagining me holding you in my arms and crying tears of joy ,You know what i mean
And yeah i like it when you call me dady

I know you are exhausted sweetie

I miss you dearly till another time take care of your sweety self and be a good girl

Dady loves u

 

[Kasie]

Wakati ukiwa East unageuka kuelekea west, mimi babu ODM... yaani mimi mwenyewe Big Sam orijinale... ntakuwa natokea north kuelekea south kwa bodaboda... tafakari kitakachotokea hapo katikati kwenye junction. Unajua ajali nyingine hazihitaji trafiki kupima... kwa maana miezi tisa itakayofuata maternity ward itadhihirisha chanzo cha ajali.

Baada ya kusema hayo naomba kuweka msisitizo na kutoa ufafanuzi hapo kwenye red... kwamba lolote litakalomtokea huyu dogo Yamakagashi ... mi ntakuwa nahusika. Maana namsoma huku roho inaniuma... namsoma tu anavyokusarandia afu na wewe unamchekeachekea tu.

Mara ya mwisho kufanya mambo yangu ni siku nilipombadilisha mtu jinsia... then jinsia hiyo nikaiweka usoni. Imajin, kabla ya kumbadili mtu huyo alikuwa mwanaume... unaweza kuimagine ni kitu gani kilihamia usoni mwake... amin amin nakuambia afadhali mbuzi ya kwake samtaimz anaiziba na kufukuza nzi kwa mkia...

Nimemaliza.

Babuuuu muda wote huo wa miezi 9 ntaomba unisaidie kitu kimoja tuu...... kunibebea kopo la kutemea mate tuu popote niendapo basiiiii mengine yote haina shida.... you know how much Kasie laaab uuuuu......

Halafu babuuu, kumbe huyu Yamakagashi ni mzee mwenzio eehh...... mie ndo najua leo siku zote hizi hukunifahamisha...

 

[Kasie]

Always have and always will sweetie

I hope the presentation went well though i don't doubt you but im just concerned

On your way home Grab a bar of chocolate or any Cognac of your choice
Get in a jacuzzi with glass of wine ,candles are lighted with Mariah Carey song always be my baby on the background imagining me holding you in my arms and crying tears of joy you know what i mean
And yeah i like it when you call me dady

I know you are exhausted sweetie

I miss you dearly till another time take care of your sweety self and be a good girl

Dady loves u

Hhahahahahahhaaaa you know what.........

By the way you know it, unanifanya maruhani ya kuanza kuimba yashuke saa hii hehehehehehee

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby

lets sing together please..... cheers