Kumbe wanaume wanaolizwa na mapenzi bado wapo!

[Heaven Sent]

Katika hili tufunge na kuomba, ila mimi nimeishinda[emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Hahahahah Amen to that

 

[Natokea Kanda Maalum]

Bado wapo na watazidi kuwapo kwakuwa naamini kila binadamu huzaliwa na roho ya upendo na uaminifu so hata kijana wako wa kiume ukimlea vema katika misingi ya kutopoteza roho ya upendo na uaminifu aliozaliwa nao bhas amini atakuja kuwa gentleman hatar sana na atakuletea sifa nyingi toka kwa mkweo atakaemuoa,sisi wengne maisha na malezi mabovu ndiyo yamesababisha tumekosa kuwa na upendo wa ukwel na uaminifu...dah

[emoji22] [emoji22] [emoji22] [emoji22]

 

[Raimundo]

Kwakweli umenitonesha kidonda.

Pole shemeji, sitakuuliza tena hilo swali ukienda diner na friend...!

 

[Espy_]

Umbea hauna posho... geniveros wangu yuko maternity ward mida hii... usimbughudhi tafazali.

Au unafikiri anatumia kondom kama wewe???

We usinisingizie!! Condom ndio chakula gani?

 

[Daby]

Ukinizingua sifungui thread, nakupa adhabu moja mubasharaaaa.

Gani....

 

[kam chor]

If she rejects you by saying "I don't date broke guys", My Brother, just go, work hard and fix your broke status. When she comes back, just tell her I only date virgins.. wait and see how she fixes that!

 

[Espy_]

Hata sielewi nimefikaje, ngoja nitoke

Hahahaaa!! Njoo tuu tuendeleze umbea, tukisutwa nitakutetea.

 

[Asprin]

We usinisingizie!! Condom ndio chakula gani?

Si zile pampers anazokuvalisha boyfriend wako kabla hamjala chakula cha usiku?? Nadhani anahofia usije ukakojoa kitandani...

 

[Shoshmita]

I love you too... will you marry me??

Hah hah hah

 

[Asprin]

Babu Asprin ana stress za kukosa pensheni

Hahahaha.... khaaa!!!

 

[Asprin]

Hah hah hah

Jamani, ndio jibu hilo??

 

[Espy_]

Huyu dada hakutumia busara kabisa....

Shetani alimpitia jamani[emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85]
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mpendwa ndo nn hivo kunchomesha mahindi?

Aaah mpendwa, ni mimi kweli jamani? Mbona kama sijaona chochote au? Em angalia vizuri

 

[Espy_]

Weee kwani nilimkuta. Aache kuspend na "BOO" afeel nigerian

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
Alafu ukaenda wapi? Maana hata nyumbani hukurudi, au nawe ulikuwa unafeel American!!

 

[Espy_]

I love you too... will you marry me??

Kweli viroba vya mchana sio chai, ukipita juani unalewa zaidi.

 

[The End..]

daah.. hata mi ningelia sema ningelilia chooni asinione mtu... nikimaliza nafanya yangu narudi mezani...
KIUTU UZIMA ZAIDI......

 

[Espy_]

Ha ha ha, Asprin kuna utafiti anafanya ambapo mimi ni mmoja wa wadau wake wa kukusanya data.

Uwiiii ndio basi tena nishapoteza shemaji [emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134]

 

[Asprin]

Ha ha ha, Asprin kuna utafiti anafanya ambapo mimi ni mmoja wa wadau wake wa kukusanya data.

Achana na hako ka espy siku tutakayomchukua yeye kama sampo ndo atajua kwanini Sudan ya Kusini iko kaskazini mwa Uganda

 

[soul provider]

Aaah mpendwa, ni mimi kweli jamani? Mbona kama sijaona chochote au? Em angalia vizuri

Ndo wewe buana. Nimekusubiri maeneo yetu ya kujidai, hujatokea.

 

[Asprin]

Kweli viroba vya mchana sio chai, ukipita juani unalewa zaidi.

Mbona husemi na tukiwa kitandani huwa nakufanyia nini na viroba vyangu kichwani???