Kiingereza cha Mlimani City

[Nyani Ngabu]

Is that the best you can do miss!
My tax makes your bwaty grow big like a Rhino.
Dont let it hanging loose buddy! Some niggas on the neighbourhood might wana bite it hard.
Arrrrrrrr!

Teh teh teh teh.
Look at you here.

View attachment 250973 and you are only 30 yrs old!
Bigg ass donkey!

Thanks for sharing your photo with us.

 

[Captain Phillip]

Hahaaa kiongozi, kuna sarcasm hapo.

Ila kuna watu waonavyo hivyo, kwamba Kiingereza ni ishara au alama ya ustaarabu.

Hujawahi kukutana na Wabongo ambao hawajawahi hata kuishi Uingereza au popote pale nje ya Tanzania lakini wanajifanya kama hawakijui Kiswahili?

Kuna Ndorobo mmoja tuko naye ofisini alienda kusoma UK for 2 years yaani ni shidaa...anawasemesha mpaka cleaners kiingereza kana kwamba hakuwahi kuongea Kiswahili.

 

[kahtaan]

Hahaaa kiongozi, kuna sarcasm hapo.

Ila kuna watu waonavyo hivyo, kwamba Kiingereza ni ishara au alama ya ustaarabu.

Hujawahi kukutana na Wabongo ambao hawajawahi hata kuishi Uingereza au popote pale nje ya Tanzania lakini wanajifanya kama hawakijui Kiswahili?

Kiingereza kinaongeza hadhi bana. Kinakufanya uonekane msomi, wa kileo, na mstaarabu.

Missy Eliot mbona unajichanganya mwenyewe hapa!
Au kiswahili umesahau?
Manake watu wanene km wewe wasio na kazi memory hupotea haraka sana.
Yake ma quaterpounder Buggers ya 50$ cents yatakuua bado mtoto.
Tumbo kubwa ka mama mjamzito yuko kwenye mgomo wa kutokuzaa?
Dah!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Missy Eliot mbona unajichanganya mwenyewe hapa!
Au kiswahili umesahau?
Manake watu wanene km wewe wasio na kazi memory hupotea haraka sana.
Yake ma quaterpounder Buggers ya 50$ cents yatakuua bado mtoto.
Tumbo kubwa ka mama mjamzito yuko kwenye mgomo wa kutokuzaa?
Dah!

Da Amina una mambo weye...

 

[kadoda11]

braza kahtaan hivi unajua huku vumbini tz mda huu ni mda wa kusaka mpunga wa kununulia ugali?,tafadhari usituumizie mbavu zetu kwa kucheka mkuu.tuhurumie bhana.sitisha kidogo,acha tufanye kazi plz.

 

[kahtaan]

braza kahtaan hivi unajua huku vumbini tz mda huu ni mda wa kusaka mpunga wa kununulia ugali?,tafadhari usituumizie mbavu zetu kwa kucheka mkuu.tuhurumie bhana.sitisha kidogo,acha tufanye kazi plz.

Pamoja sana Kamanda.

Hawa watoto wa kibongo wanatuchafulia sifa huku.

Unamkuta yuko tikatika halafu kavaa Mtepesho wenye bendera yetu. Natamani nikate zote lkn wazungu wanawalinda sana hawa wasio na kazi.
Kusanya senti mkuu. Achana na huyu nyani.

 

[mrangi]

Dah hatari sanaaaa

 

[Ibambasi]

Watu wenye akili finyu km wewe Utumwa hauto watoka mpaka siku mnakufa.
Una maana Wazee wako wanaoishi bukoba vijijini kwa kutokujua kiingereza hawana Ustaarabu?

Mitoto mingine ni laana tu.
Mnfnssssss.
We kuomba ukimbizi na kutembeA suruali mtepesho tayari inajiona mstaarabu?
Utatongozwa sasa hivi! We legea tu.

I doubt you understood the irony and sarcasm in the post by Nyani Ngabu.

 

[kahtaan]

I doubt you understood the irony and sarcasm in the post by Nyani Ngabu.

You must be in love with Nyani pal.
I don't want to interfere ! Knock yourself out.

 

[Ibambasi]

Da Amina kumbe uko Detroit?

Na kila mara kazi kuiponda America na West, ambako kwa "bahati mbaya" mfumo-kristu umetamalaki

 

[Ibambasi]

You must be in love with Nyani pal.
I don't want to interfere ! Knock yourself out.

Blaza ongea pia basi kiarabu.

 

[kahtaan]

Blaza ongea pia basi kiarabu.

Hapa siongei bali naandika.
Haya kula hio 1-0

ﻳﺠﺐ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﺃﻧﺖ ﻭﻧﻴﺎﻧﻲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﺐ. ﻛﻦ ﺣﺬﺭﺍﹰ ﻣﻊ ﻓﻴﺮﻭﺱ ﺇﻳﺒﻮﻻ

 

[kahtaan]

Na kila mara kazi kuiponda America na West, ambako kwa "bahati mbaya" mfumo-kristu umetamalaki

Mfumo kristo ungetawala USA tungekuwa tunanunua makanisa na kuyageuza miskiti kila siku?

Bangi ukichanganya na Umaskini lzm uropoke ovyo.

 

[kahtaan]

Na kila mara kazi kuiponda America na West, ambako kwa "bahati mbaya" mfumo-kristu umetamalaki

We kijana una Statistics za new Converts wa kiislamu ktk hayo mataifa unauyaita yana mfumo galatia au unatopoka tu?

Bahati mbaya unaishi upareni.
Ungekuwa hapa karibu ningekutaji viwanja flani uje uone tunavyosafisha Uchafu na Kuusambaza Uislamu Kwa Raha Zetu huku.

Na Alhamdulillah mKafiri wa huku akiuona Ukweli tu harudi nyuma,
Sio huko mkishindwa hoja Mnatuitia kina Kova Na Afande mwita na Mabomu ya Machozi na kisingizia watu Ugaidi wa marungu na tochi mbili.

Tukimaliza huku Ugalatia ulipoanzishwa nyie wa huko Africa mtakuja wenyewe kwenye Uislamu. La sivyo Mtakula jeuri yenu.

 

[mafinyofinyo]

Masistaduu ndio wanakazi.

 

[zwinde mazende_kessi]

Haah ukolon mamboleo hautaisha katka nchi kama ndo hvyo.jivunie chsko

 

[Clueless14]

Sasa just because there are a few wanugu you saw with issues like that, is it fair to conclude that all wanugus in the USA are lazy asses or losers?
To me that's stereotyping or over generalization at its best.
Is Michael Jordan lazy?
Is dr Marc Lamount or Kaseem Reed or Corey Booker lazy?
A few bad apples shouldn't make anyone justify to conclude that all wanugu are lazy.
Just because there's KKK it doesn't mean that all Caucasians are rednecks!
Just because there's Ebola in west Africa, it doesn't mean that all Africans are full of Ebola.
Just because a few Chicanos are illegal aliens doesn't mean that all Latinos in the USA are illegal.
Please stop being judgmental. Will it be fair for a state trooper or any cop to pull you over for no apparent reason just because you look like Shaniquah the dope seller in the hood?
Would you be ok if other races portray you, Clueless14, as being a pole dancer just because Nene Leakes of the RHOA was once a stripper?
Please stop stereotyping!
Remember, if it wasn't for dr Martin Luther King and other civil right activists who by the way were wanugu, you would not be able to sit your black ass in any restaurant or rent an apartment or even getting accepted in a non black college.

Sijasema wote, bali ASILIMIA kubwa. Read between the lines. Complaining of race ni kama nature hata kwa unnecessary things. Wame fight hadi sheria imewekwa kuwalinda why don't they try harder than enjoying govts food stamps and sections 8s yet complaining all over they are black? No justification kwa wanugu aisee. No justification hawajitumi vya kutosha kama hao uliowataja. Rais mwenyewe is the dumbiest of all ..

Btw umetoa mfano wa Rhoa, weren't they the ones walileta ubaguzi kwa kim zolciak walipoenda south africa that kim haezi kubeba yatima black? while Kim kazungukwa na blacks all over as great friends? Was that necessary? Come on wamarekani weusi ni wabaguzi namba moja nchi hii wakifatiwa na mexicans. Oh i said nasty attitudes, how many nene leakes do we have mitaani? Wengi mno.
Ukikutana na mnugu na una accent atakuuliza direct una accent where r u from, ukitaja africa anauliza kama mnavaa viatu huko, meanwhile ukikutana na white people watauliza in a different way like where are u from and how is it over there the culture etc. kuna difference kubwa na safari ya wanugu bado ndefu. So far na huyo obama anavyovuruga wasahau ngozi nyeusi ikulu kwa miaka mingi ijayo.


Wanakera kuliko kamasi

 

[Clueless14]

Hilo ni kweli Kamanda. Lkn Tatizo liko pale pale.
Km ukipata Wakati nenda Miji tuliojaa sisi wanugu uone balaa.
Njoo Detroit. Au katazame hata hio Baltimore yenyewe uone.
Yaani ni balaa tupu.

Bangi inavutwa km sigara brbrni.
Kila mtu mbabe! Matusi na kashfa imekuwa Utamaduni wa kawaida kabisa.
Ustaarabu wa kawaida kabisa HAKUNA.
kwenye Metros au fast food places ukipanga foleni na Wanugu ni balaa tupu.
Yaani waungwana ni wachache mno.
Hayo maandamano yote wamejaa wizi na wavuta bangi watupu.
Opportunists wanaosubiri kukwiba tu na kupora Pesa za watu za bure.

Shule wengi wanafeli kwa sababu ya Upbringing!

Sisemi wote lkn Ni Big chunk ya watu wetu ndio wabaya.

Tazama hata nyimbo wanazoimba.
Kutwa kucha ni kutukana mama zao tu. Yaani Leo hii kupata mziki wa African American ambae hajamtukana mama yake ndani ya huo mwimbo ni tabu kubwa mno.

Sasa yote hii ni coincidence?
Kwakweli watu wa asili zetu ni wabaya sana. Mpaka wanaponza na wasio husika.

Wote wanataka kuwa wanamuziki au wacheza basketball. Hawana excuses aisee unesema kweli kabisa. Ukikaa eneo la wanugu wengi risasi kuzisikia usiku wa manane ni kawaida sana halafu wakiuliwa huko akina al sharpton namba moja kuandamana kuwa wameonewa

 

[kahtaan]

Wote wanataka kuwa wanamuziki au wacheza basketball. Hawana excuses aisee unesema kweli kabisa. Ukikaa eneo la wanugu wengi risasi kuzisikia usiku wa manane ni kawaida sana halafu wakiuliwa huko akina al sharpton namba moja kuandamana kuwa wameonewa

Pamoja Clueless14

 

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