Jinsi ya kutongoza hapa Jamiiforums

[kabanga]

nilikuwa sijui....

 

[Window7]

Marking scheme imefeli!

 

[Parata]

Pepo La Uzinzi Liwatoke Kwa Jina La Yesu

 

[itara]

Aise umenisaidia mno asante mkuu
Na huku mtaani lets say nataka kumtokea boss wangu wa kike nifanyeje...

 

[Molembe]

NIMEKUJA bhabha Bhoke wangu give me a nice tongozo please

Umechelewa mno mama bhoke wangu kwani ulikuwa wapi?

 

[Molembe]

Pepo La Uzinzi Liwatoke Kwa Jina La Yesu

kamwambie Frola Mbasha limtoke.

 

[muungwana]

Munkari karibu uvizie, shaka ondoa

 

[CharmingLady]

Mimi uwa namzimia Charminglady jamani Mchunguzi Uru nifanyeje? Nipe ka mbinu basi

My hezbend Joe Nyandigira hivi hii mashine yako ina siku haijapata chakula yake. Plz do ze nidful...

 

[CharmingLady]

mke wa mtu nisumu, biblia inasema usitamani mali ya jirani yako, wala mke wake

That is my sugar coconut.... So mwaaaaaah!!!!!

 

[tz2015]

Ahsante mkuu,hili somo ni muhimu sana kwetu wageni.
Binafsi nimekusoma ngoja nianze hivi FirstLady
njoo huku uone tunavyofundishwa na mchambuzi huru.

 

[miss chagga]

pigia msitari. lakin only if u have 'clean hot mbunye'

That thing is mwaaaa.... do u have money ？

 

[Kipilipili]

Na siye tunaruhusiwa kuvizia dushe??

Hahaha....babu akikusikia ataacha kulinda kule aje ashinde jf kulinda..hahahahaaahahaahaaaa unataka kuvizia?lol angakia usiviziwe na wewe!

 

[kayanda01]

That thing is mwaaaa.... do u have money ？

yap, en enaf to fit the bills. i love that thing sanaaa. just hit my inbox for arrangements

 

[mgt software]

Mchunguzi una vijimambo!

 

[miss chagga]

yap, en enaf to fit the bills. i love that thing sanaaa. just hit my inbox for arrangements

Wait wait ma bill is very expensive ujue

 

[miss chagga]

My hezbend Joe Nyandigira hivi hii mashine yako ina siku haijapata chakula yake. Plz do ze nidful...

Hii mashine ya kutobolea milango misumar ipite kumbe inakula？

 

[kayanda01]

Wait wait ma bill is very expensive ujue

worry-not, i am able to cover. cha msingi unipe that thing kila siku.

 

[miss chagga]

worry-not, i am able to cover. cha msingi unipe that thing kila siku.

Kila siku kwani ni dozi hii mkuu ukikosa utakufa？

 

[Eshy m.s]

Vijana wengi hapa jamiiforums wanashindwa kupata wanawake mpaka inafika hatua watu wanaanzisha thread ikihoji ''hivi kuna mtu ameshawahi pata demu jf?'' ukweli ni kwamba hapa JF kuna mbunye nyingi sana ila tatizo vijana wengi hawajui jinsi ya kupata, Ungana nami MCHUNGUZI HURU katika uchunguzi wangu nilioufanya kipindi cha karibuni....

KOSA KUBWA LINALOFANYWA NA WATONGOZAJI NI:
Kwenda PM moja kwa moja na kuanza kuuliza taarifa personal. Uchunguzi wangu umebaini ya kuwa wanawake wengi waliofatwa PM moja kwa moja wamekuwa wachoyo wa taarifa, wanakosa imani kwa muombaji wa taarifa, hivyo wanahitaji mazoea kwanza kabla ya kuombana taarifa. Nani asiyejua kuwa kufahamiana pamoja na kuchukua namba ya simu ni moja ya hatua kubwa ya kutongozana?? Ukienda PM moja kwa moja hupewi taarifa yoyote ile wala namba za simu kudadeki zako.

UFANYE NINI:?
Ndugu watongozaji, uchunguzi wangu umebaini kuwa wengi wanaogegedana hapa jamiiforums walianza kwa kutengeneza mazoea pamoja na utani wa hapa na pale kabla hawajaenda PM. Huwa wanatengeza vipi mazoea? Ndugu watongozaji, mazoea yanatengezwa kwa:
1. kuhakikisha una-comment kila thread atakayotoa huyo unaye mmendea
2. kuhakikisha una-like post zake popote pale utakapoziona
3. kuhakikisha unam-mention katika thread au post utakayovutiwa nayo
4. ukiona post yake MMU, unamtania.

tEknIKI zao utasikia: Mamndenyi njoo huku au miss chagga unapigwa majungu huku au mpenzi wangu masai dada mbona upo kimya sana au kigori wa kilwa mchepuko wangu pitia hapa usome......... Ukiona hivyo ujue ni wale ndugu watongozaji wajanja wanajitengenezea mazingira

Kwa kufanya hivyo utakuta nae siku nyingine anaku-mention katika thread mbalimbali ujue mazoea yameshanoga, hapo ukienda PM hausumbuliwi, hata kukunyima namba yake ya simu atakuonea aibu lakini ukienda kichwa kichwa mbunye za JF utazisikia tu redioni.
MCHUNGUZI HURU

aisee huu ubize unanikosesha mengi kumbe MMU kutamu hivi!
Tyta baby i miss you

 

[Mandingo]

Hili baridi la iringa nouma mazee!apa full boxer ime tuna tu cjui ni mp nan???