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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fact # 100:
Madem Wa Kitambo Ulikua Unawotolea Mjulubeng Wanatetemeka Achana Na Hawa Wa Siku Hizi Wanaishika Kama Microphone[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Imagine you are in heaven eating your daily bread then boom!! Satan passes with pizza*

I know slay queens will follow him[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Snapchat has proven that some people would look better if they were animals[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining*
*about you having stretch marks.*
*Tell him that those are the only marks he will get*

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You are confusing the children[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Men with big stomachs, please do something , you're misleading our children. Now my nephew thinks that women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys.....[emoji31][emoji31][emoji31]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*If She enters your room and skips the chair to sit on the bed, then she’s not a Virgin.*

In fact use Condoms.
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[Chumchang Changchum]

Hapana, tuko msibani!

Za siku nyingi we mwanaume?

Shikamuuu Bi Dada ooooh Thad a.k.a raha azizima..
Poleni sana kwa msiba wa Brother Ruge pole sana Kazi ya Mola haina makosa
Leo Ruge kesho mmoja wetu. Vipi maziko mmezika salama?

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Popo Bundi Mdo Mdo Usiku Wa Manane

 

[kayaman]

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[Chumchang Changchum]

Ndio mko matangani?

 

[kama kazz]

Mimi nasubiri msiba upoe Tuanze na babu ma mvi

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[Fursakibao]

Nakagua lindo

God save us

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Alafu ww Astelia huyu Thad akinisabae lazima utoke mafichoni

 

[Latimore Mimo wangeci]

Ka utakuwa around kenya during this time,your invited Zurri@challifrancisco hahaha

 

[Kisai]

Ka utakuwa around kenya during this time,your invited Zurri@challifrancisco hahahaView attachment 1038914

Nimeona aisee,wameelezea huduma zote chini.

 

[Latimore Mimo wangeci]

Nimeona aisee,wameelezea huduma zote chini.

hahaha eeeh,you invited bro

 

[Kisai]

hahaha eeeh,you invited bro

Ngoja nifanye utaratibu aisee. Inabidi kabla ya kuitikia mualiko unisogezee mlimbwende wa kijaluo aisee niunde nae kamati.

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Daftari la maudhurio analo nani?

MTC | 101| [emoji769]

 

[HB wa kigogo]

Wadau kwema?

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