It's me, Rose

Hivi ww una fanya kazi sa ngapi au umeajiri watu usiku uko kama mwanga jf ...mchana ndo usiseme
Afu ulivyonitag hii thread nikivyoifungua tu nikaona mtoto wa kirangi. Nikajua ni wewe na umenitumia picha ya ***censored** nikajisemea mamammamaa . Inna leo kanifata pm na suprise. Kumbe ilikuwa thread ya huyu muarusha nazjaz
 
Akina rose wengi akili zao ata wenyewe hawazijui!
Hawanaga msimamo

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Tunasubiri akina miss nani

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Madini ya Jamiiforums
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
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Sitaki shobo na mtu, JF is a stress free zone
Nataka nianze kutumia sura yangu halisi. Naomba maoni yenu
Tumia tu, kama ni wewe huyo uko portable mpaka raha, ila tunasubiri ugeuke!
 
UNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.
 

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