It's me, Rose

[Mgirik]

UNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.

Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwari

 

[Desire Dizaya]

Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwari

nshakufa..ila nimekuja na smartfone yangu huku..
kuna acces ya kununua kifurushi..
kuna sehemu za kuchajia.
yani kila kitu kipo
waambie wanaotaka kuja wasiogope

 

[Culture Me]

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
Don't laugh alone...pls share with others!!!

WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?

Namba 4,5 na 10 zimenivunja mbavu zangu, lol.

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[Culture Me]

UNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.

dont take everything serious gal,
you will destroy your healthy, lol

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[Khantwe]

Embu i-zoom tuone vizuri

Khaaa

 

[Msolo]

JF

Msolo 2017

 

[stefa]

Waska maradhi au wasambaza..?

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[Kaboom]

Khaaa

Hujambo mtoto mzuri?

 

[Desire Dizaya]

dont take everything serious gal,
you will destroy your healthy, lol

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unasema hivo sababu hmjui mtoa mada...pia picha ni yeye halisi na huku uraiani tunamjua ni nani ila tumeamua tu kukaa kimya.

endelea kumuentertain!
siku njema

 

[Nazjaz]

Kwa mama palishapendeza siku nyingi,unapoteza bahati!

Tafadhali soma na usitanie Mungu amekuona unasumbuka na kitu fulani na amesema matatizo yote yameisha, na anakuja ktk njia yako na kukubariki na kama unaamini watumie watu sms hii na usitanie haya ni majaribu, na Mungu atakutengenezea vitu viwili vikubwa leo unavyovipenda kama unaamin acha vitu vyako vyote unavyovifanya na tuma hii sms kwa watu 25 kwa dakika 30 halafu utaona kesho ni cku nzuri ktk maisha yako.

 

[Nazjaz]

Tumia tu, kama ni wewe huyo uko portable mpaka raha, ila tunasubiri ugeuke!

Usidanganyike siku hizi watu wanavaa pampas

 

[Nazjaz]

nshakufa..ila nimekuja na smartfone yangu huku..
kuna acces ya kununua kifurushi..
kuna sehemu za kuchajia.
yani kila kitu kipo
waambie wanaotaka kuja wasiogope

Umeamka salama?

 

[barafuyamoto]

Usidanganyike siku hizi watu wanavaa pampas

Dah!!

 

[Desire Dizaya]

Umeamka salama?

salama salmin

 

[Nkanini]

Yes ROSE u look good,yeahhh way not show whats ur Mom gives u,goo girl

 

[Pure_sapiens]

Vyuma vimekaza sijuwi cha kufanya,ngoja niende kwa mangi kununuwa sabuni narudi

critical thinker

 

[Khantwe]

Hujambo mtoto mzuri?

Nani mtoto shika adabu yako

 

[Hunyu]

Watu wengine bhana

 

[Kaboom]

Nani mtoto shika adabu yako

Sitaki kushika adabu.. nataka kushika naniliuuu.........

 

[Khantwe]

Sitaki kushika adabu.. nataka kushika naniliuuu.........

Hehehee