It's me, Rose

It's me, Rose

aggyjay said:
UNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.
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Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwari
 
Mgirik said:
Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwari
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nshakufa..ila nimekuja na smartfone yangu huku..
kuna acces ya kununua kifurushi..
kuna sehemu za kuchajia.
yani kila kitu kipo
waambie wanaotaka kuja wasiogope
 
Nazjaz said:
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

[emoji778]1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
[emoji778]2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
[emoji778]3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
[emoji778]4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
[emoji778]5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
[emoji778]6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
[emoji778]7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
[emoji778]8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
[emoji778]9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
[emoji778]10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
Don't laugh alone...pls share with others!!!

WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?
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Namba 4,5 na 10 zimenivunja mbavu zangu, lol.

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aggyjay said:
UNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.
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dont take everything serious gal,
you will destroy your healthy, lol

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culture gal said:
dont take everything serious gal,
you will destroy your healthy, lol

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unasema hivo sababu hmjui mtoa mada...pia picha ni yeye halisi na huku uraiani tunamjua ni nani ila tumeamua tu kukaa kimya.

endelea kumuentertain!
siku njema
 
wise-comedian said:
Kwa mama palishapendeza siku nyingi,unapoteza bahati!
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Tafadhali soma na usitanie Mungu amekuona unasumbuka na kitu fulani na amesema matatizo yote yameisha, na anakuja ktk njia yako na kukubariki na kama unaamini watumie watu sms hii na usitanie haya ni majaribu, na Mungu atakutengenezea vitu viwili vikubwa leo unavyovipenda kama unaamin acha vitu vyako vyote unavyovifanya na tuma hii sms kwa watu 25 kwa dakika 30 halafu utaona kesho ni cku nzuri ktk maisha yako.
 
aggyjay said:
nshakufa..ila nimekuja na smartfone yangu huku..
kuna acces ya kununua kifurushi..
kuna sehemu za kuchajia.
yani kila kitu kipo
waambie wanaotaka kuja wasiogope
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Umeamka salama?
 
Yes ROSE u look good,yeahhh way not show whats ur Mom gives u,goo girl
 
Vyuma vimekaza sijuwi cha kufanya,ngoja niende kwa mangi kununuwa sabuni narudi

critical thinker
 
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