I made him blow a whistle yupeee! (the last crash!)

[asakuta same]

Loohhh siamini.... kibamia wangu kafa tumezika leo jioni siamini kama crash zitaendelea tena, mie nlijua nshaachana nazo daah!! Na hivi niko eda... majonzi sana. kwaherini wote....

kafa kivipi?

acheni kufanya mizaha na kifo...........

Kasinde hivi wewe ni dume?

 

[Gemmy]

Simshangai huyu kasinde nna shoga yangu ofisini nae balaa kwahoyo watype hii wapo wengi

 

[donbeny]

Habari zenyu mabibi na mabwana,

Kama week end yako haijaenda poa basi nenda kajipoze na glass moja bariidii, yaweza kuwa ya maji, maziwa, juisi, soda, bia, wine etc mradi tuu iwe moja tuu.
Sasa basi wakati unajipoza na glass yako moja bariidii mamvo yalianza ijumaa ya jana.

Jamaa kaingia kwenye 18 zangu mtoto wa kinyamwezi mie nilikuwa na wibe glass moja tuu kichwani basi macho yakarembuka reee miguu ndo ikawa ndembendembe midomo nikawa naongea kwa uvivuu ila tabasamu halitoki usoni.

Kasinde mue nikampa what my mama gave me! Hahahaa no mistake at all it was all the black woman and man do in the kwachukwachu......
Asubuhi sikuwa na hangover nikaamka mtoto wa kinyamwezi baada ya kupata morning glory nikaandaa heavy breakfast, nikaenda muogesha jamaa akawa ananitazama tuu mie kama simuoni.

Baada ya breakfast tukatoka kwenda kufanya shopping ya vitu nyumbani ili nimkarangizie.

On the way jamaa akawa anapiga miruzi tuu akiongea kidogo ni miruzi tuu.

Nikakumbuka mama alishawahi niambia mwanangu ukifanikiwa kumkosha mwanaume kunako asubuhi akiwa anatoka atakupigia miruzi tuu lazima.

Daah!! Nikawa natabasamu tuu njia nzima. Baada ya lunch jamaa kaniganda hataki kuondoka hapa ananipa mipango ya kunipeleka kwao anichukue jumla jumla.

Sasa nawaza nikiolewa inamaana crash ndo basi tena...!!!! no more mingles au nimtoroke mi ntaweza kweli.?

Bado najiuliza kama hii ndo crash yangu ya mwisho au naota though nainjoy life ninayoishi sijui hiyo ya ndoa ntainjoy hivi au la.

Eti nyie wanaume wa humu, mlishawahi kufurahia penzi hadi mkiamka asubuhi ni miruzi tuu?

Kila usiku una mwanga wa aina yake ,sidhani one night pleasure is the same as the next ,next nights which follows,,,,,,anyway time will decide!!!!! Cheers

 

[josefast]

Loohhh siamini.... kibamia wangu kafa tumezika leo jioni siamini kama crash zitaendelea tena, mie nlijua nshaachana nazo daah!! Na hivi niko eda... majonzi sana. kwaherini wote....

yaan cpat picha kidume kila siku unatembea kifua mbele ukiamin manzi wako unamburuza vizur ajabu....unazama JF unakutana na thread kama hizi hususan hapo kwa red......yele uwiiiii utajificha wapii...

 

[Kasie]

Kibamia kumbe kilikula mkuyati sasa kimegoma kuinuka tena pamoja na kyla dozi tatu za mkuyati sasa si kimekufaa ntatumia nini sasa.
Halafu siku zote unaniona humu na sauti nyororo na lipstick mdomoni kuniuliza mie ni dume unantusi au??? Ntake radhi tafadhali, yaani umeniona haja yangu ndogo hata ukasema mimi ni kibamia????? Sijui hata umewaza nini.... !!!

kafa kivipi?

acheni kufanya mizaha na kifo...........

Kasinde hivi wewe ni dume?

 

[Kasie]

Thanks BAK

 

[kui]

Ukamuogesha?, you probably fed him too! ....what the F?