How To Make Love

[MAMMAMIA]

Inawezekana mzee mwenzangu Dark City macho yake yameshakorofisha, hebu mfafanulie hapo kwenye blue bold

Full uchakachuaji, orijino ya Smile ilikuwa hivi

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

, hii hapa chini sijui imetokea wapi:

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

 

[Asprin]

Full uchakachuaji, orijino ya Smile ilikuwa hivi , hii hapa chini sijui imetokea wapi:

Ndigu yangu umedandia trani kwa nyuma. Angalia watu wa kwanza kum-quote uone. Afu pia angalia thread yenyewe imekuwa edited na Smile mwenyewe...Uzuri ukiedit wanaandika na muda alio edit.... Stuka MAMMAMIA... Think!!

 

[filonos]

Afadhali na wewe umeliona hilo ingawa Smile anataka kujifanya mtoto wa mujini kama yule mzee wa mtutu a.k.a uncle Ditto (RIP)!!!!

Babu DC

maumivu ya KICHWA hunza polepole na hizi ndio Dalili zake polee

 

[Dark City]

Yaani babu utani wa aina hii hustua maini ya wazee ili wasipate tabu ya insulin.
Unaona nilivyo na heshima nimevaa dera na ushungi kabisa

Si unamuona babu ODM anavyozidi tafuna mihogo mibichi?? Sababu utani unamwongezea nguvu.


Hii ni zaidi ya therapy kwa mzee mwenye mkongojo.

Uzuri wewe wala hauoni :redface:wajukuu hata uvae concave lens.

(Sikujua kama kuna siri kati yetu, kwani na wewe ulisema kitu? Au ndo kibabu cha Husyn?)

Naoana tunazidi kuvunjiana heshima wewe Kongosho....Kila unavyojaribu kujitetea ndivyo unavyzidi kulikoroga!!


Ngoja nimstue jamaa yangu wa Ukerewe anitumie radi ili nikupumzishe kabla hujasababisha madhara zaid...!!


Babu DC!!

 

[Kongosho]

He he he he, babu kwenye wajukuu watukutu hawakisekani.

Ukinitumia radi unanionea, ukiniacha unaniogopa:eek2:

( Ila sijajua unaniogopaje )

Naoana tunazidi kuvunjiana heshima wewe Kongosho....Kila unavyojaribu kujitetea ndivyo unavyzidi kulikoroga!!


Ngoja nimstue jamaa yangu wa Ukerewe anitumie radi ili nikupumzishe kabla hujasababisha madhara zaid...!!


Babu DC!!

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Ndigu yangu umedandia trani kwa nyuma. Angalia watu wa kwanza kum-quote uone. Afu pia angalia thread yenyewe imekuwa edited na Smile mwenyewe...Uzuri ukiedit wanaandika na muda alio edit.... Stuka MAMMAMIA... Think!!

Samahani sana Mkuu Asprin kwa kudandia treni kwa nyuma. Ilitokana na allergy yangu na mambo ya IT kwani pamoja na kuwa mtoa mada ame edit bandiko lake, bado hiyo edition yake inayoonesha "repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls" haionekani kwenye orijino text.

 

[Superman]

Daaaahh! Vijana bana . . . . mnatushtua mioyo hivi . . .

 

[Asprin]

Samahani sana Mkuu Asprin kwa kudandia treni kwa nyuma. Ilitokana na allergy yangu na mambo ya IT kwani pamoja na kuwa mtoa mada ame edit bandiko lake, bado hiyo edition yake inayoonesha "repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls" haionekani kwenye orijino text.

Ewaaaaa... ameedit kwenye orijino text sasa akadelete hiyo makitu baada ya babu mwenzangu Dark City na mimi mwenyewe kumshtukia na kumquote. Angalia post yangu ya kwanza nimepost saa ngapi, na yeye ameedit saa ngapi.... Umeona eh? Haya nipigie makofi matatu

 

[mito]

Dha! Smile leo umeniacha kwenye mataa ndg yangu! Nimesoma mara mbili mbili lakini nimeshindwa kupata 'sms' (meseji)

 

[Dark City]

He he he he, babu kwenye wajukuu watukutu hawakisekani.

Ukinitumia radi unanionea, ukiniacha unaniogopa:eek2:

( Ila sijajua unaniogopaje )

Kwa hiyo unatakaje?

Shukuru Mungu babu mwenye keshakuwa kibogoyo...enzi zetu dawa ya wajukuu watukutu tulikuwa nayo tena ya kumwaga!!...Ungekoma!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Kaizer]

Ndigu yangu umedandia trani kwa nyuma. Angalia watu wa kwanza kum-quote uone. Afu pia angalia thread yenyewe imekuwa edited na Smile mwenyewe...Uzuri ukiedit wanaandika na muda alio edit.... Stuka MAMMAMIA... Think!!

Hommie kwani anachobisha apo nini nini? Kila kitu si kipo wazi kwamba Smile kachakachua? lol tatizo alikopi na kupaste bila kuisoma, akakuta inakinzana na ' misimamo' yake lol

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Ewaaaaa... ameedit kwenye orijino text sasa akadelete hiyo makitu baada ya babu mwenzangu Dark City na mimi mwenyewe kumshtukia na kumquote. Angalia post yangu ya kwanza nimepost saa ngapi, na yeye ameedit saa ngapi.... Umeona eh? Haya nipigie makofi matatu

Kwanza nimefahamu hilo, kumbe mliiwahi hii kitu ndio kwanza inatoka jikoni.
Hongereni Babu Asprin na Dark City:clap2::clap2::clap2:

 

[Doreen22]

Mmh, kaazi kwelikweli, hayo mafumbo, mmh, lol, makubwa haya!

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
... 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use............................can u lick mixing bowl before use?

 

[Kaunga]

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use............................can u lick mixing bowl before use?

Of course u can, anytime. The question is do u want to?

 

[Purple]

pole sana Purple inaelekea kuna boy or boys alishawai/walishawai kukumiza! maneno mazito hayo, all in all jipe moyo 1day utapata ambaye sahii kwako, trust

amen to this Godlisten Masawe

 

[Duble Chris]

ok smile

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Of course u can, anytime. The question is do u want to? Kaunga the truth is why should I substitute the real thing with a fake tongue? Tonguing her cunt is the last thing in my mind while I have the real "cunt buster" to do the hard biz for me..............

 

[Fighter]

Nimenuna kumbe mimi na sikonge sio mabro wako wa ukweli?, ndio upokei hata sim yangu!

 

[Kaunga]

Nimenuna kumbe mimi na sikonge sio mabro wako wa ukweli?, ndio upokei hata sim yangu!

Jamani kaka yangu wa ukwelii, umenichunia mpaka nikajisikia vibaya!

Sijaona Simu yako for ages now. Umepotelea wapi?