How stupid do these people sound? If you know anything about Project Management

[Teknocrat]

Mkuu unaelewa maana ya "White elephant projects"?

Hapana mkuu, hebu nipe muongozo!

 

[GODLOVEME]

Issue ya msingi hapa sio conundrum ya ‘kuku na yai‘ kipi kimetangulia.

Project kubwa kama hiyo inakuwa na management structure yake na system of communication.

Kwa upande wa contractor ukienda egypt head of projects kwenye hiyo kampuni anajua hatua za mradi ulipo probably each week ata kama Tanzania ajafika kuna mechanism za ku update kazi often.

Kama nimemsikiliza vizuri
Moja kati ya changamoto za mradi ilikuwa

project communication management haikuwa well planned

Project quality management pia haikuwa sawa ndio maana baadhi ya hatua zimechuliwa,


Na hay Mano yanawezekana kabisa awayabtano project zilikuwa zinaendeshwa kisiasa

 

[Eric Cartman]

Kama nimemsikiliza vizuri
Moja kati ya changamoto za mradi ilikuwa

project communication management haikuwa well planned

Project quality management pia haikuwa sawa ndio maana baadhi ya hatua zimechuliwa,


Na hay Mano yanawezekana kabisa awayabtano project zilikuwa zinaendeshwa kisiasa

Ukisoma Report ya CAG juu ya huo mradi mipango yote hiyo ya system nzima ya kusimamia project ipo. Hayo mambo ni sehemu ya matayarisho ya awali na amegusia diversion kadhaa za makubaliano ya pande mbili kuharakisha mradi.

Wao walikuwa awajui mambo ya project management nadhani wamepata ideas zao kupitia humu humu JF on how to grasp the project progress, ndio maana ata wanachokiongea unaona bado kina pwaya. Each task inakuwa recorded the day it starts in and there is the mechanism as the project evolves.

So kusema mkurugenzi awezi jua mpaka baada ya mwezi shows they’re still gullible people.

 

[KalamuTena]

Like seriously can a management team amend the WBS of a designed project? Do these people understand contract consideration and the significance of WBS in the first place.

I can understand the weakness on supervision matrix from TANESCO’s side just by listening to those two bozzos (i.e the minister and TANESCO’s M.D) it just reveals their level of incompetence on managing the project as clients. Nonetheless there are more serious problems than we originally thought on the clients management side.

Just clueless people on how to be up to date on the percentage of work done on weekly basis; yaani utegemee facts za mwezi uliopita kuongelea mradi ulipo wewe kama mkurugenzi the nonsense I heard is beyond me.

Hivi hawa watu wanafikiaje hizi nafasi wakati uelewa wao wa maswala ya management ni mdogo sana at senior level, halafu kwenye shirika ambalo very technical kulisimamia on everyday basis.

Calm down.

I believe you have a point, but your mind is not settled enough to express what it sees as a problem in a rational way.

What is the problem?

 

[Teknocrat]

Ukitaka kwenda Brunel unashuka kituo gani cha karibu kwa train?

Ukipata jibu utajua kipo eneo gani.

Sijasema Brunel ni top University but it among the top on engineering degrees hiyo ndio main specialisations yake, course zingine unaingia kirahisi tu.

Ninaweza kushuka West Drayton Train Station, na kutembea mpaka Brunel Uni, ungemuuliza yule ulisema anatoka Reading alikuwa anashukia wapi?
Wewe umekariri Tube station ya Uxbridge ya Piccadilly au Metropolitan line kutoka Central London na kuishia Uxbridge, ulikariri kwa upeo wako, labda ndio maana ukashindwa kumaliza Uni,

Sasa hii Project Management umesoma kwenye vitabu, halafu unaleta biashara ya kutumia calculator, ukinunua viazi gunia 5 na kila gunia ni kilo 100, kwa hiyo nikiuza ukauza kila kilo kwa shilingi kadhaaa kuzidisha na kilo kadhaa, ukatoa shillingi kadhaa, faida shillingi hiii..., haya ukikuta viazi vingine vimeoza, lakini bado wewe unakariri ile faida ndio itokee..

Project Management ina Poject dependency(Resource,Logic, External, and Internal) Constrains(Time, Scope, and Cost), na Pia Risk management, ambazo zikibalika, kila kitu kinabadilika, sasa huu mradi ulikuwa unapelekwa kisiasa ili kumridhisha Jiwe, watu walikuwa wanapuyanga tu mbele kwa mbele, na hata sasa Quality ya hii project foundation ina utata sababu uliendesha kwa kimhemko na kwa uwoga,
Kuna uwezekano naona wa kusababisha mafuriko, kama Brazil kutokana na ujenzi mbovu...

 

[Hukumuzuku]

All what you're doing is speculating on stuff you have no detailed knowledge of. You should let TANESCO have the benefit of the doubt, if only for the simple fact that you do not have access to the contractual details between TANESCO and the parties involved in the project.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Calm down.

I believe you have a point, but your mind is not settled enough to express what it sees as a problem in a rational way.

What is the problem?

Surely if you’re gonna pose as a psychologists it’s your job to highlight the underlying issue too you have observed.

Sasa utaalamu uje nao wewe, halafu majibu nikupe mimi; kama nalipia huduma si inakuwa unanitapeli tu.

 

[crocodile]

Mimi nipo hapa hapa bongo nishatoka huko kitambo.

Basi vyema.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Ninaweza kushuka West Drayton Train Station, na kutembea mpaka Brunel Uni, ungemuuliza yule ulisema anatoka Reading alikuwa anashukia wapi?
Wewe umekariri Tube station ya Uxbridge ya Piccadilly au Metropolitan line kutoka Central London na kuishia Uxbridge, ulikariri kwa upeo wako, labda ndio maana ukashindwa kumaliza Uni,

Sasa hii Project Management umesoma kwenye vitabu, halafu unaleta biashara ya kutumia calculator, ukinunua viazi gunia 5 na kila gunia ni kilo 100, kwa hiyo nikiuza ukauza kila kilo kwa shilingi kadhaaa kuzidisha na kilo kadhaa, ukatoa shillingi kadhaa, faida shillingi hiii..., haya ukikuta viazi vingine vimeoza, lakini bado wewe unakariri ile faida ndio itokee..

Project Management ina Poject dependency(Resource,Logic, External, and Internal) Constrains(Time, Scope, and Cost), na Pia Risk management, ambazo zikibalika, kila kitu kinabadilika, sasa huu mradi ulikuwa unapelekwa kisiasa ili kumridhisha Jiwe, watu walikuwa wanapuyanga tu mbele kwa mbele, na hata sasa Quality ya hii project foundation ina utata sababu uliendesha kwa kimhemko na kwa uwoga,
Kuna uwezekano naona wa kusababisha mafuriko, kama Brazil kutokana na ujenzi mbovu...

Ni hivi Brunel ipo Uxbridge acha ubishi. Sikuacha kwa sababu elimu ilinishinda I had other issues za ujana at the time.

Swala hapa ni control kwenye project na mkurugenzi doesn’t know what is being executed he is a month behind on current tasks. Halafu wanajitapa wanafanya mambo kisayansi.

 

[Eric Cartman]

All what you're doing is speculating on stuff you have no detailed knowledge of. You should let TANESCO have the benefit of the doubt, if only for the simple fact that you do not have access to the contractual details between TANESCO and the parties involved in the project.

Nazungumzia control procedures na milestones za mradi mkurugenzi anasema wameboresha mfumo sasa hivi wanajua a month late, wakati hizo info anatakiwa awe na access at anytime if he chooses to kama wana system nzuri ya supervision.

 

[JokaKuu]

..

 

[Hukumuzuku]

Nazungumzia control procedures na milestones za mradi mkurugenzi anasema wameboresha mfumo sasa hivi wanajua a month late, wakati hizo info anatakiwa awe na access at anytime if he chooses to kama wana system nzuri ya supervision.

Okay. Kwahiyo kila project duniani lazima iendeshwe perfectly by the book 100/100?

 

[Eric Cartman]

Okay. Kwahiyo kila project duniani lazima iendeshwe perfectly by the book 100/100?

Project Management is an aspect of management science, so kuna designed frameworks which are applied every time only tuned to suit a specific project.

Lakini swala la control procedures you’ll always have a project responsibility matrix; heck watu wanaweza jua mpaka mifuko mingapi ya cement leo imetumika wakiamua.

 

[MpendaTz]

Consultant wa mradi na main engineer wa huo mradi ni huyo huyo Arab contractor soma tena post yako do the research uone nani mwenye tatizo.

If you have a different consultancy firm enlightened us please.

What! Is it true that Main Project Engineer and Project Consultant are from the same Arab Contractor?

 

[KalamuTena]

Surely if you’re gonna pose as a psychologists it’s your job to highlight the underlying issue too you have observed.

Sasa utaalamu uje nao wewe, halafu majibu nikupe mimi; kama nalipia huduma si inakuwa unanitapeli tu.

Treatment has to begin with a patient explaining what's bothering him/her.

 

[Liverpool VPN]

Nateseka wakati we ukiwa fala unasoma computer engineering Brunel University.

Chunga mdomo wako we mluga mluga; I know you.

Umewasikiliza hao wapuuzi au unadandia tu hoja na kuandika upuuzi.

Kumbe kiswahili unakijua.
Mi hata sijaelewa mwenzio.
🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

#YNWA

 

[senzighe]

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This how people do things kila project inaenda na task based on WBS na kila task ina hiko kitu kinachoitwa ‘Responsibility Assigment Matrix’ based on scheme of works.

So kila hatua kuna mtu anajaza nini kimefanyika on the milestone of the task at least each week, information ambazo zinatakiwa kuwa shared on the system which could be viewed na viongozi ambao awaendi kwenye project kila siku as the project evolves.

Hiyo nimeweka tu bali kila project inakuwa na management structure yake na RAM system inayomfikia mkurugenzi each day or week

Ndio maana ukiwasikiliza hao watu unaona hawana uwezo. Huo ndio ukweli wenyewe.

Hiyo ndivyo ulivyofundishwa darasani kwa ajili ya kufaulu mitihani tu.Ndiyo maana unawasilisha kwa lugha tata na ya kukariri na kiswahili cha hovyo.Sikutegemea kwa msomi unaandika 'viongozi AWAENDI' badala ya HAWAENDI.Huu ni ushamba tu.Bado tuna kazi kubwa mbele yetu.Kujifanya kujua kwingi lakini matobo kibao.Kwani mmesomea wapi ?

 

[MAKULUGA]

Asante kwa kunipeleka juu kwa viwango vya Brunel University japo Uni niliyosoma ilikuwa bora kuliko Brunel, na wakati huo huo nilikuwa mkazi wa wilaya Hillingdon Borough, ambapo Brunel University ilikuwa ndani kitongoji cha Cowley kilichokuwa mitaa kadhaa kutoka ninapoishi katika kitongoji cha West Dryton.
Ni hivi hiyo unayoongelea ndio tuliokuwa tunachambua hata huku Brunel University , ambayo tunaita "White Elephant Project"
UK waliaanzisha mradi wa kujenga reli kutoka London mpaka kaskazini ya nchi ya UK, ulioitwa HS2 Project(White Elephant), ambapo mpaka sasa, Mawaziri wakuu watatu wamepita bila hata ya mafanikio ya kuonyesha wanainchi mradi umefikia wapi............
USA, Trump aliianzisha ujenzi wa ukuta (White Elephant)kuzunguka mpakani mwa nchi yote ya Mexico ili kuzuia uhamiaji haramu.....

Ukiangalia miradi yote hiyo ilikuwa na kitu kinaiitwa "Constrains" (Changamoto) ndio labda tafsiri yake

Kwa Wenzetu, zaidi ilikuwa ni Scope constrains ambazo zinajumuisha Legal isssue(kesi za pingamizi za mradi), ambayo inaongezea changamoto nyingine ya Time constrains(Muda) unakuwa unaongezeka na kusababisha muda wa serikali husika kumalizika na kuaanza na serikali mpya ambayo inakuwa na vipaumbele tofauti.....

Kwa Tanzania, kikubwa kilikuwa ni "Cost constrains", hela za kueendeshea mradi, sababu tumekuja kujua kumbe mwendazake alikuwa anakopakopa, tena mikopo ya hovyo kabisa kutoka nchi chafu kama Turkey na India ili kuendeleza kiini macho kuwa mradi ni fedha za ndani...
Sasa ndio "Mama" ilibidi na yeye azunguke kwa mabeberu kupata msaada na mikopo kueendelaza hizi White Elephant project, japo na kuvumilia shombo na mataputapu ya sukuma gang, kuwa anaiuza nchi, wakati tulishauzwa zamani tu kabla ya Mama...

Wewe utakuwa wa Muleba,mleta mada wa Kiziba🤭