Hapo mwanzo mtu alimuumba Mungu kwa mfano wake

[Licking Wounds]

was made in his image(okay?)
I even work in mysterious ways,like I'd rather be potent,I be a criminal
I even burn the bush like Moses.
Coz everybody knows Jesus hanged with the criminals and the Prostitutes.
Everybody knows Jesus Turned pure water into wine.
So I sit and sip gin while reading genesis about Apple eating dumbasses.

PS:
I had my heart broken by a Chagga,I went and found me a Sukuma with a bigger butt and only God can judge me(that's only if he still gives a f*ck)

Meeeen?!!

 

[Licking Wounds]

Mungu Yupi Unayemsema ? Mtoa Mada? Maana Wahindi wana Miungu zaidi ya Elfu Tatu.
Halikadhalika Wabudha. Babu zetu wa Kiafrika pia wana Miungu Chungu Nzima. Hebu Mtaje Jina Lake Huyo Unaye Msemea.

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