Hapa Lazima Jamaa Ajisaidie!!!

[Safari_ni_Safari]

 

[Ringo Edmund]

sio kujisaidia ni kusaidiwa kujisaidia.

 

[The Pen]

Picha imeninyong'onyeza! Nahisi km mimi ndio huyo jamaa.

 

[Determinantor]

hapo ameshakumbuka na kuzitubu dhambi zake zote within seconds

 

[sijui nini]

iish...hapo hata usitake kujifanay mjuaji..we unampa zake "Hi.." afu huyo unarudi zako kuendelea kusoma kitabu kama kawa..mwenyewe atabloo..

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

Anaweza hata kujisaidia utumbo au akajikuta anasema shikamoo kaka simba.

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

Halafu anasema ina maana mungu mimi ni mkorofi kiasi cha kunihukumu vibaya hivi,sawa baba sawa.

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

Au amwambie niguse uone kudadeki zako.

 

[Gwangambo]

Chezea wazungu weye! ukute huyo simba kamfuga anatalii nae.Hakuna madhara hapo!

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

Kama ni mimi nitajifanya mnyonge mpaka adhanie ni mzoga,halafu wakati anajiuli natoka nduki kwenye mti halafu ndo najikagua kama nimejinyea au la.na kama nimejinyea ndo naanza kujicheka.

 

[Aleyn]

hapo ameshakumbuka na kuzitubu dhambi zake zote within seconds

ha ha ha

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

Ukimpa hi anajibu hi halafu anakwambia can i kukula you sijui utajibu nini

 

[sijui nini]

Ukimpa hi anajibu hi halafu anakwambia can i kukula you sijui utajibu nini

namjibu: Go to hell!! afu naendelea kusoma zangu kitabu..

 

[Kennedy]

Chezea wazungu weye! ukute huyo simba kamfuga anatalii nae.Hakuna madhara hapo!

Mpaka hapo angeshammwaga kubwa na ndogo.

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Chezea wazungu weye! ukute huyo simba kamfuga anatalii nae.Hakuna madhara hapo!

Mbona ana bunduki(ingawa iko mbali kwa sasa)

 

[mhondo]

Kuna watu wanadai Simba wana aibu sana ukiweza kumtazama uso kwa uso hawezi kukufanya kitu. Sijui kama ni porojo tu za mtaani au ni kweli.

 

[Mnyampaa]

Kama ni mimi nitajifanya mnyonge mpaka adhanie ni mzoga,halafu wakati anajiuli natoka nduki kwenye mti halafu ndo najikagua kama nimejinyea au la.na ka ma nimejinyea ndo naanza kujicheka.

Uuwiiii...hahaaaaaaaaaaaa..Nimecheka kwenye daladala kama chizi vile

 

[ummu kulthum]

hapo kisha taja majina ya GOD na mitume wote 99 kifo kimbaya sana.

 

[LiverpoolFC]

Chezea wazungu weye! ukute huyo simba kamfuga anatalii nae.Hakuna madhara hapo!

Nina hofu hii sana! Hawa siyo wenzetu!

 

[Ndoa]

sio kujisaidia ni kusaidiwa kujisaidia.

inabidi avae ujasiri na kumkumbatia