HAKUNA ALIE MSAFII!!!!!!!!!! Kuzuga tu na Kujikausha!!!!!!

HAKUNA ALIE MSAFII!!!!!!!!!! Kuzuga tu na Kujikausha!!!!!!

hahahahah are you sure?? so unaugulia ndani kwa ndani??? hahahahah
Wakati mwingine wenyewe wananifuata,mimi nawaangalia tu.......wataka tuwe faragha,mimi nwaangalia tu.........wananilamba midomoni mimi nawaaangalia tu
 
Mi msafi sana! ila sina iman na wew kama ni msafi maana marafiki zako wote sio wasafi so ukitembea na mwizi nawe ni mwizi tu

Nakubaliana na wewe. In fact, ukitaka ujue tabia ya mtu usihangaike. Watafute marafiki zake wa karibu then angalia wanavyo-behave.
 
hahahahah asanteeee, ila The Boss kuna bikra nyingi ujue ...hahahahah

unazungumzia ile 1.yakuzibuliwa na baba ya masikio na pua ,
2.ya bf
3.ya mume? Au zipi ntajie shost
 
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hahahah nivea mbona wazijua bana...ila umepotea sana, vipi hubby wetu hajambo lakini??
unazungumzia ile 1.yakuzibuliwa na baba ya masikio na pua ,
2.ya bf
3.ya mume? Au zipi ntajie shost
 
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hahahah mabwaku lara 1 hebu njoo umtibie huyu mzee huu ugonjwa wake kwani nadhani we ndo utamweza
Wakati mwingine wenyewe wananifuata,mimi nawaangalia tu.......wataka tuwe faragha,mimi nwaangalia tu.........wananilamba midomoni mimi nawaaangalia tu
 
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Nakubaliana na wewe. In fact, ukitaka ujue tabia ya mtu usihangaike. Watafute marafiki zake wa karibu then angalia wanavyo-behave.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Hii assumption kwangu hai apply coz mimi ni rafiki wa kila mtu humu duniani!!!!!!! Sichagui sibagui atakae nizika simjui!!!!!!!!

So huwaga sichagui watu na kubagua bagua wasafi ama wachafu naishi na mtu yeyote vile vile alivo bila kutaka kumrekebisha kwani wote watu wazima mjini humu!!!!!!!!!
 
Swala sio usafi au uchafu wa mtu!!!!! Swala ni KUWA HONEST NA JINSI ULIVO!!!!!!!!1 Jitu chafu lajifanya safiiii!!!!!! Tena linazuga! Unaweza kuwa Mchafu but dont trick people to believe your clean!!!!!!!!!!


Its okay kutokuwa msafi ila usijifanye msafi wa kuigwa ilhali ni mchafuzi!!!!!!!!

Kuna siku moja, back in high school, jamaa mmoja aliinuka kwenda chooni.

Akamkuta mwalimu wa math (wapi mwalimu gfsonwin ) anashusha vitu katikati ya ma equation, akamwambia mwalimu, kwa heshima zote "Mwalimu naomba kwenda kujisaidia chooni".

Jamaa alikuwa na nia nzuri kabisa, awe msafi si tu kwa kutua mzigo alio nao tumboni, bali awe msafi hata kwa kumwambia mwalimu fully anaomba ruhusa kwenda nje kufanya nini, isije kuonekana kwamba anatoroka kipindi tu kuzuga nje kwa sababu hapendi hesabu.

Basi pamoja na nia nzuri ya mwanafunzi, mwalimu alikwazika. Kwa sababu mwalimu aliona kama mwanafunzi kwa kutaja kwamba anaomba ruhusa kwenda chooni kujisaidia katoa "too much information" na kavuruga akili yake yeye mwalimu, aliyekuwa anashuka ma equation akaanza kuona ma image ya choo na labda kuanza ku imagine yule mwanafunzi anashusha vitu.

Sasa utaona labda kwa huyu mwanafunzi kwao choo ni sehemu fulani safi tu, hai associate na image mbaya. Na nia yake ilikuwa kutoa "full disclosure" hiyo unayoitaka.

Kwa mwalimu yeye hiyo full disclosure imekuwa mzigo, akamsema kwamba "jamani, sie wakubwa wote hapa, mtu akitaka kutoka kwenda haja ajitokee tu, hizi habari za komba ruhusa kwenda chooni it's too much information"

Mie kama umenisoma hapo juu sitetei hadaa hata kidogo, soma jibu langu kwa The Boss.

Ila nasema, kama ilivyo kwa mfano wa huyo mwalimu, there is such a thing as "too much information too fast"

There has to be a practicable balance somewhere in between hapo, tusiwe na jitu jongo linajitia kuwa bikira wakati linauza Ohio on the one hand or on the other hand tusiwe na mtu aliye so open mpaka akahadithis crushes zake zote za tangu kindergatten!
 
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hahahah mabwaku lara 1 hebu njoo umtibie huyu mzee huu ugonjwa wake kwani nadhani we ndo utamweza

Wee huyu Mzee ukimfundisha MAMBO YA KIZAZI HIKI ATAKUFA KWA SHOCK AU HEART ATTACK!!!!!! Zama zake zilishapita siku nyingi!!!!!!!!! Kama hakumake things zika happen back in the days BAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hata Maiti zinazidiana Kunuka....

We are all imperfect thats what makes us human, ingawa kuna mengine hayavumiliki the trick ni kujua yapi unaweza kuvumilia ili ukipenda hilo ua rose uvae kabisa gloves za hio miba
 
Kuna siku moja, back in high school, jamaa mmoja aliinuka kwenda chooni. Akamkuta mwalimu wa math (wapi mwalimu @gfsonwin ) anashusha vitu katikati ya ma equation, akamwambia mwalimu, kwa heshima zote "Mwalimu naomba kwenda kujisaidia chooni". Jamaa alikuwa na nia nzuri kabisa, awe msafi si tu kwa kutua mzigo alio nao tumboni, bali awe msafi hata kwa kumwambia mwalimu fully anaomba ruhusa kwenda nje kufanya nini, isije kuonekana kwamba anatoroka kipindi tu kuzuga nje kwa sababu hapendi hesabu. Basi pamoja na nia nzuri ya mwanafunzi, mwalimu alikwazika. Kwa sababu mwalimu aliona kama mwanafunzi kwa kutaja kwamba anaomba ruhusa kwenda chooni kujisaidia katoa "too much information" na kavuruga akili yake yeye mwalimu, aliyekuwa anashuka ma equation akaanza kuona ma image ya choo na labda kuanza ku imagine yule mwanafunzi anashusha vitu. Sasa utaona labda kwa huyu mwanafunzi kwao choo ni sehemu fulani safi tu, hai associate na image mbaya. Na nia yake ilikuwa kutoa "full disclosure" hiyo unayoitaka. Kwa mwalimu yeye hiyo full disclosure imekuwa mzigo, akamsema kwamba "jamani, sie wakubwa wote hapa, mtu akitaka kutoka kwenda haja ajitokee tu, hizi habari za komba ruhusa kwenda chooni it's too much information" Mie kama umenisoma hapo juu sitetei hadaa hata kidogo, soma jibu langu kwa The Boss. Ila nasema, kama ilivyo kwa mfano wa huyo mwalimu, there is such a thing as "too much information too fast" There has to be a practicable balance somewhere in between hapo, tusiwe na jitu jongo linajitia kuwa bikira wakati linauza Ohio on the one hand or on the other hand tusiwe na mtu aliye so open mpaka akahadithis crushes zake zote za tangu kindergatten!
thats true buddy...
 
Haya nipe maelekezo boss mtoto.....usijeniruka baadae.

Hahahaaaaaaaa! Vin bwana ili ujiunge lazima ukubali KUWA BULLET PROOF!!!!!!! Unaongea ukweli mtupu as humuogopi mtu (Kwanza umuogope nani? Kuna mtu anakulisha humu au kukulipia kodi? Nooooooooo)!!!!!

MOTOR YETU NI HABARI NI HABARI!!!!!! Iwe inafurahisha, inabore, au hata inakera hadhiraaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
 
hata maiti zinazidiana kunuka....

We are all imperfect thats what makes us human, ingawa kuna mengine hayavumiliki the trick ni kujua yapi unaweza kuvumilia ili ukipenda hilo ua rose uvae kabisa gloves za hio miba

perhaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! Meshipshio!!!!!!
 
Kama mtu anataka full transparency avue nguo na atembee uchi barabarani.

Si wanasema wanataka kuwa real/ open etc? Sasa kujifunikafunika na nguo ni nini kama sio deception? Kuna wengine watataka kujua kwa kukuangalia tu kwamba ume shave au una bush? Kwa kuvaa nguo huwatendei haki hao. Una ji misrepresent kwa mujibu wa hizi principles za kuwa open to the max.

Hapo ndipo point yangu ya middle ground/ moderation/ balance inapokuja.

You should not be too transparent, but you should not be too deceptive either.
 
mi nitakuona hazipo kama utaanza kujichafua mwenyewe kwa maovu yako
kila mtu anategemea ufanye mema

So inabid uwaachie raia watafute mabaya yako kwa gharama zao, wakiniuliza naruka kimanga kuwa mie msafi eboooooo?


Hahahaaaaaa! Sasa huo ndo utapeli naousemea hapa!!!!!!
 
Duuh! Unajua we mdada we unaakili sana mpaka unashindwa kuzicontrol,nakupendaga sana humu jamiiforum ila naogopa sana cause huchelewag kupoteza haiba yako ya kike,nakukubali sana mama

Im FLATTERED!!!!!!!!!! Thanks mwaya kwa kunisifia!!!!! JAPO NAJUA WENGI SANAA WANANIKUBALI KIMYA KIMYA!!!!!!!!
 
Hahahaaaaaaaa! Vin bwana ili ujiunge lazima ukubali KUWA BULLET PROOF!!!!!!! Unaongea ukweli mtupu as humuogopi mtu (Kwanza umuogope nani? Kuna mtu anakulisha humu au kukulipia kodi? Nooooooooo)!!!!!

MOTOR YETU NI HABARI NI HABARI!!!!!! Iwe inafurahisha, inabore, au hata inakera hadhiraaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Naona stelingi umeingilia kati kutoa mwongozo....sasa kwenye kufunguka najiweza vya kutosha tu
I have like 4 sides....u really don't wanna know them.
 
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