Gharama zinavyo limit frequency ya kuonana kwa wapenzi

[asakuta same]

Mmmmmh! Mimi mbona hata sipangagi kumtoa MTU.
Nikitoka zangu kazini nimejisikia kuingia kiwanja nazama kiwanja...... Najisikia kumuita mtu nanyanyua simu km ana nafasi anijoin....au labda kwasababu vikao vyangu vinakuwaga vya monde tu.

 

[Madame B]

Mmmmmh! Mimi mbona hata sipangagi kumtoa MTU.
Nikitoka zangu kazini nimejisikia kuingia kiwanja nazama kiwanja...... Najisikia kumuita mtu nanyanyua simu km ana nafasi anijoin....au labda kwasababu vikao vyangu vinakuwaga vya monde tu.

Dalili za ubahili hizo

 

[asakuta same]

Dalili za ubahili hizo

Yaani kukuitia kunywa pombe ndiyo ubahili?

 

[Preta]

Kama naona mnajipanga kwenda out hapa..........msiniache tafadhali........halafu tunakwenda wapi..........?....... Madame B na Evelyn Salt........nivae nini.......?.......

 

[Mashaxizo]

shikamoo mpenzi Miss you my dear wife(wasipaone wambea hapa hasa Asprin na Kaizer ) hata Mashaxizo nae pia

Hahahahaaaa! mwekundu nimemmisi sana huyu mrembo ICHANA. mpe hai ukimuona.

 

[mwekundu]

Hahahahaaaa! mwekundu nimemmisi sana huyu mrembo ICHANA. mpe hai ukimuona.

Mke wangu amelala sasa hivi usimuamshe

 

[mwekundu]

Kama naona mnajipanga kwenda out hapa..........msiniache tafadhali........halafu tunakwenda wapi..........?....... Madame B na Evelyn Salt........nivae nini.......?.......

We mrembo najipanga nikutoe out lakini hadi mavuno yangu ya kahawa yachanganye

 

[Madame B]

Kama naona mnajipanga kwenda out hapa..........msiniache tafadhali........halafu tunakwenda wapi..........?....... Madame B na Evelyn Salt........nivae nini.......?.......

Hahahaah....
we acha tu.
Out zenyewe watu wanazipigia mahesabu jinsi ya kulipa bill.

We vaa 'rangi ya parachichi' tukutane Club 777....
Waijua rangi ya parachichi wewe?

 

[Mashaxizo]

Mke wangu amelala sasa hivi usimuamshe

Hahahahaaaaaa Haya bhana ndoa njema

 

[Naboti]

Kuna jamaa mmoja bahili niliona kwenye diary yake kaandika "Gharama ya bao moja" kaorodhesha matumizi ifuatavyo
Nauli 5000
Guest 15000
Viburudisho 10,000
Demu kumtoa 10,000
jumla 40,000/=
kwa kweli inahuzunisha nakufedhehesha.
Hivi nyie wanaume, kuacha tu mnaona nini hadi mfikie mahali pa kuandika matumizi?

 

[Madame B]

Kuna jamaa mmoja bahili niliona kwenye diary yake kaandika "Gharama ya bao moja" kaorodhesha matumizi ifuatavyo
Nauli 5000
Guest 15000
Viburudisho 10,000
Demu kumtoa 10,000
jumla 40,000/=
kwa kweli inahuzunisha nakufedhehesha.
Hivi nyie wanaume, kuacha tu mnaona nini hadi mfikie mahali pa kuandika matumizi?

Dawa ya bahili kama huyu ni kusepa na wallet yake...kiranga komoo

 

[Khantwe]

"I'm busy" kwangu means;

- am not really interested in u

- u r not worth spending my money with

- there is someone else! ;-)

Mweeeeeh.....

 

[G'son]

Mali bila daftari?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Diary ndiyo mpango mzima nzur hiyo.

 

[Jerry santonga]

Yeah,hela muhmu,umetoka na kishanshudo mara kakutana na ndg yke nae anaunga safar we mj0mba huna hata jero mnajizungusha mjin kama mnasubir folen ya bvr ipungue,hata ukimwaga v2mbua ushndwe kulipa mt0ko JIPANGE HATA SH.70 aah fuleshi

 

[kwich kwich]

Dawa ya bahili kama huyu ni kusepa na wallet yake...kiranga komoo

Umewahi kusepa na wallet za wanaume mara ngapi????

 

[platozoom]

mwekundu, labda mi ndo sielewi ama am from a totally different planet.

If a guy asks me out, then he has to pay for my look? How does that happen?

Another thing, if I always look good, going out with a guy is just a matter of polishing up and not emptying your savings.

Huishi au hujaishi Dar? Kama ndivyo sorry, huku tunatoboka wallet acha tu

 

[asakuta same]

Hahahaah....
we acha tu.
Out zenyewe watu wanazipigia mahesabu jinsi ya kulipa bill.

We vaa 'rangi ya parachichi' tukutane Club 777....
Waijua rangi ya parachichi wewe?

Upo Triple 7 nije!

 

[mwekundu]

Hahahaah....
we acha tu.
Out zenyewe watu wanazipigia mahesabu jinsi ya kulipa bill.

We vaa 'rangi ya parachichi' tukutane Club 777....
Waijua rangi ya parachichi wewe?

Kwa wazee wa ngwasuma?

 

[mwekundu]

Kuna jamaa mmoja bahili niliona kwenye diary yake kaandika "Gharama ya bao moja" kaorodhesha matumizi ifuatavyo
Nauli 5000
Guest 15000
Viburudisho 10,000
Demu kumtoa 10,000
jumla 40,000/=
kwa kweli inahuzunisha nakufedhehesha.
Hivi nyie wanaume, kuacha tu mnaona nini hadi mfikie mahali pa kuandika matumizi?

Sasa siku nikiwa hata na hamu ya kukutana na wewe na mfuko hausomi naghairi cc mshana jr

 

[mwekundu]

Mmmmmh! Mimi mbona hata sipangagi kumtoa MTU.
Nikitoka zangu kazini nimejisikia kuingia kiwanja nazama kiwanja...... Najisikia kumuita mtu nanyanyua simu km ana nafasi anijoin....au labda kwasababu vikao vyangu vinakuwaga vya monde tu.

Ishu ni kumuongeza mtu wa pili kwa pembeni,sisi wenyewe tunajua jinsi ya kujikadiria