Gazeti letu la Udaku JF..

Gazeti letu la Udaku JF..

Mamndenyi said:
Usijali mkuu
nitaku pm tu,
naomba usininyime tu hilyo 'like' mtu wangu.
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Orayt, usichelewe. Mwenyewe si unajua.........
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SIYO WOTE WANAOTANGATANGA WAMEPOTEA
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Asprin said:
We binti RussianRoulette........... nitake radhi kabla sijatema mate chini.....

Nakumbuka wakati mzee wako anamtokea mama yako mi ndo nlikuwa nampa mistari ya kuimbisha.... afu leo unasema eti mie ni mwezio kiumri. Ntaenda kukusemea kwa mama yako ambaye ni shem wangu. Rekebisha kauli yako EMT na MziziMkavu wanipe heshima yangu stahili.
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Asprin wacha kupotosha Umma, au umenifananisha na AshaDii??? Mimi na wewe tulicheza Kombolela, itakuaje ukamfunza baba mistari ya kumtongoza mama? Kiumri mimi naweza fananishwa na Mamndenyi tu humu ndani. Avatar isiwadanganye.
 
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EMT said:
NitakuPM kama unaitaka.
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EMT Kweli wewe ndie yule babu hatari. Hivi hata kurudisha profile picture lazima PM? Basi acha tu, nitatumia kumbukumbu yangu na nguvu ya visiualisation kwa kuivuta akilini. I really loved it ... Or else I can do it for you. do you want me to do it for you? lol
 
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RussianRoulette said:
EMT Kweli wewe ndie yule babu hatari. Hivi hata kurudisha profile picture lazima PM? Basi acha tu, nitatumia kumbukumbu yangu na nguvu ya visiualisation kwa kuivuta akilini. I really loved it ... Or else I can do it for you. do you want me to do it for you? lol
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Bibie@RussianRoulette umempania Mkuu@[B][URL="https://www.jamiiforums.com/member.php?u=20903"]EMT[/URL] asije kukasirika ukatumia Upanga wako (BAN) Muachie apumzike vipi bibi unapata usingizi mapema siku hizi? au bado ugonjwa wako wa kutolala upo?[/B]
 
MziziMkavu said:
Bibie@RussianRoulette umempania Mkuu@[B][URL="https://www.jamiiforums.com/member.php?u=20903"]EMT[/URL] asije kukasirika ukatumia Upanga wako (BAN) Muachie apumzike vipi bibi unapata usingizi mapema siku hizi? au bado ugonjwa wako wa kutolala upo?[/B]
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Alhamdulilah mkuu, siku hizi napata usingizi wa kutosha, labda tu niamue mwenyewe kukesha (kama leo). hiyo PM anayo taka kutuma si atume tu? kwani wengine wananiomba ruhsa kabla ya kutuma?
 
RussianRoulette said:
Asprin wacha kupotosha Umma, au umenifananisha na AshaDii??? Mimi na wewe tulicheza Kombolela, itakuaje ukamfunza baba mistari ya kumtongoza mama? Kiumri mimi naweza fananishwa na Mamndenyi tu humu ndani. Avatar isiwadanganye.
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Hahahahaha haya RussianRoulette nipe haki yangu. Kama umri wako ni sawa na wa Mamndenyi piga goti la kushoto wakati unanisalimu. Mamndenyi mi ni swahiba wa anko wake. Wakati tuko yunivasite na mamndenyi kakiwa nasare skuli mi na anko wake ndo tulicheza dili la kumtorosha ili asikeketwe na wale mabaradhuli wakata vimeo. Kwa kifupi ningeanza mchezo mchafu mapema kama swahiba wangu klorokwini wewe ungekuwa binti yangu wa tatu.

Nasubiri shikamoo yangu.
 
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Asprin itabidi tupange siku tukutane pale ofisini kwa Mtambuzi
tukapate breakfast ili uweze kunipa heshima stahili.

Asprin said:
Hahahahaha haya RussianRoulette nipe haki yangu. Kama umri wako ni sawa na wa Mamndenyi piga goti la kushoto wakati unanisalimu. Mamndenyi mi ni swahiba wa anko wake. Wakati tuko yunivasite na mamndenyi kakiwa nasare skuli mi na anko wake ndo tulicheza dili la kumtorosha ili asikeketwe na wale mabaradhuli wakata vimeo. Kwa kifupi ningeanza mchezo mchafu mapema kama swahiba wangu klorokwini wewe ungekuwa binti yangu wa tatu.

Nasubiri shikamoo yangu.
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Mamndenyi said:
Tatizo watu ni kutokukubali hivi vitu mkuu,
mimi huwa natumia unga wa majani ya mlonge
naongeza na habasoda kidogoo,
kweli ngozi yangu ni nyororo kama ya mtoto mchanga,

Kivyangu nakushukuru sana mkuu.
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@Mamndenyi Ongeza kula kila sikuTunda la Avocado Uso wako hautaonyesha kujikunja maishani mwako utakuwa kijana pasipo na kujipaka marangi mengi ya uso.

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Tunda la Avocado tumia hili tunda kila siku kisha unipe feedback.
 
RussianRoulette said:
EMT Kweli wewe ndie yule babu hatari. Hivi hata kurudisha profile picture lazima PM? Basi acha tu, nitatumia kumbukumbu yangu na nguvu ya visiualisation kwa kuivuta akilini. I really loved it ... Or else I can do it for you. do you want me to do it for you? lol
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Unatafuta maandamano mengine wewe
 
Mamndenyi said:
Asprin itabidi tupange siku tukutane pale ofisini kwa Mtambuzi
tukapate breakfast ili uweze kunipa heshima stahili.
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Hahahaha Mamndenyi naona siku hizi umekua. Yaani uaniita jina langu kavukavu badala ya kuanza na cheo Anko Asprin.

Si kosa lako, ndo madhara ya kulelewa na wajomba.
 
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Asprin said:
Hahahahaha haya RussianRoulette nipe haki yangu. Kama umri wako ni sawa na wa Mamndenyi piga goti la kushoto wakati unanisalimu. Mamndenyi mi ni swahiba wa anko wake. Wakati tuko yunivasite na mamndenyi kakiwa nasare skuli mi na anko wake ndo tulicheza dili la kumtorosha ili asikeketwe na wale mabaradhuli wakata vimeo. Kwa kifupi ningeanza mchezo mchafu mapema kama swahiba wangu klorokwini wewe ungekuwa binti yangu wa tatu.

Nasubiri shikamoo yangu.
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Mamndenyi said:
RussianRoulette heshima kwako kwa kila kitu mkuu,
ila kwa umri sijui.
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Kumbe umri dili eeeh?:biggrin:
 
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