Gazeti letu la Udaku JF..

Viol · Dec 8, 2011

klorokwini said:
Marazi hayo ya ajabu ambapo kila pua ikiingia ndani maskio yanazidi kukua na kutoka nje yamewaweka madaktari bingwa mdomo wazi, Rafiki wa karibu wa rejao anaekwenda kwa jina la Excellent ametahazarisha uwezekano wa kuwepo mkono wa mtu kwenye skendo hii , Excellent alifanikiwa kutuonesha pandikizi la herizi na kusisitiza kwamba alimshauri sana mzee mwenzake rejao atumie "kulogwa proof" hiyo lakini akamzarau.

"Hapa mjini bana, inabidi utembee na silaha kama hii (Excellent alionesha herizi begani kwake)" alisikika excellent akisema

Rejeo alipoulizwa na waandishi wa gazeti hili hakutaka kuongea ila alionyesha masikitiko makubwa na kutoa tone la chozi
huku ameinamisha kichwa chake,ila alisema maneno mawili kuwa jirani yake anayeitwa klorokwini ndo chanzo cha huo ugonjwa
ambao unatokana na imani za uganga wa kienyeji.
Pamoja na hayo paparazi wa gazeti hili alimfuata klorokwini kwake na kabla hajafika nyumbani alimkuta klorokwini njiani
kwenye vumbi kali akitafuna mahindi ya kuchoma.

Husninyo · Dec 8, 2011

klorokwini said:
Mambo hazarani:

Yule mtaalamu wa hesabu za log JF anaekwenda kwa jina la Husninyo jana alijikuta mweupee kwenye mduara baada ya jinzi linalosadikiwa kuwa ovasaizi ambalo aliliazima kwa King'asti kumtambia mke mwenziwe lilipomporochoka mara alipokolea baada ya DJ Invizibo kuweka wimbo wa "Bata", Mama huyo ambae pia ni maarufu bila avatar hapa jamvini alijisahau akaweka "vidole juu" na kusahau kulizuia jinzi hilo ambalo lilionekana kabisa kumzidi kimo, Jitihada za kumtafuta King'asti kusibitisha skendo hii ya kumuazima jinzi husninyo bado zimegonga mwamba, tunaahidi kuweka picha za skendo hiyo wiki ijayo

hahahahahahahahaha! Hili gazeti lishaniharibu viungo vya mwili.

Dr Lizzy · Dec 8, 2011

sijui nini said:
natangaza kuacha kazi jf udaku...naenda kufungua kampuni yangu huko science, gadgets and technology..

Kama wanalipa vizuri nitafutie na mimi basi.

Tumepata taarifa zisizo rasmi hivi punge kuhusiana na sakata la wakuu wa JF publication, Invisible, PAW, Fang na wengine ambao hatukupata majina yao. Wamaind mhariri mkuu TANMO kuanzisha gazeti la udaku. Waogopa skendeli zao zitajulikana.Wakimbia mji, RR aachiwa ofisi.

Roulette · Dec 8, 2011

"Najiuzulu na kumkabidhi madaraka yote Faiza Foxi" asema Invisible baada ya kushtakiwa mahakamani na members wa JF.
Tamko hili limetolewa baada ya Invisible kubonyeza kitofe special cha "mwaga PM zote jukwaa la jokes/utani/udaku", kitofe ambacho kinaonekana kwa founders na admin peke yao.
Akijibu kwa niaba ya Jf Members Klorokwini alisema kua ni uzembe na ujinga, jambo ambalo lilimfanya Pain Killer kumlamba Ban ya siku 7: Crisis hii sio sababu ya kuleta matusi Jamvini, alisema Mod huyo akihojiwa na JF Udaku.
Hali kwa sasa ni tete maana imegundulika kua baadhi ya siri silizo andikiwa kama Jokes katika thread ya Tanmo ni ukweli mtupu!

Katavi · Dec 8, 2011

sulphadoxine said:
The finest na bujibuji waumizana vibaya baada ya kutokea mabishano kuwa Avatar ya katavi ndio sura yake halisi,The finest aingia mitini baada ya kuzidiwa nguvu.Katavi aja juu apanga kwenda mahakamni kuwashitaki wote wawli,habari kamili ukurasa wa 1115.

ahahahaah!!Kufuatia mkasa huo, Bujibuji aapa kumfanyizia The Finest!

The Finest · Dec 8, 2011

Kamera ya mpiga picha wa Udaku JF yamnasa Klorokwin akikatiza mitaa ya Kinondoni

klorokwini · Dec 8, 2011

RussianRoulette said:
Hali kwa sasa ni tete maana imegundulika kua baadhi ya siri silizo andikiwa kama Jokes katika thread ya Tanmo ni ukweli mtupu!

Umeona eeh! watu wanaitumia hii sredi kupigana madongo humo humo lol
Lawyer nimestukia

klorokwini · Dec 8, 2011

The Finest said:
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Kamera ya mpiga picha wa Udaku JF yamnasa Klorokwin akikatiza mitaa ya Kinondoni

heheheeh lol , Dah! hii sredi sasa inachafua CV , bora ifungwe

klorokwini · Dec 8, 2011

Husninyo said:
hahahahahahahahaha! Hili gazeti lishaniharibu viungo vya mwili.

Mimi sku hizi siingii MMU wala Chit Chat, nikilog in dairect nakuja kwenye hii sredi

Roulette · Dec 8, 2011

The Finest said:
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Kamera ya mpiga picha wa Udaku JF yamnasa Klorokwin akikatiza mitaa ya Kinondoni

HIyo surwali, hivyo viatu... jamani mi hoi... Klorokwini oyeeeee

sijui nini · Dec 8, 2011

The Finest said:
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Kamera ya mpiga picha wa Udaku JF yamnasa Klorokwin akikatiza mitaa ya Kinondoni

hahahahahahaaa...duh...MSELA NONDO HUYOO...!!

The Finest · Dec 8, 2011

Husninyo azua kizazaa mtaa anaoishi....habari kamili ukurasa wa pili

The Finest · Dec 8, 2011

klorokwini said:
Mimi sku hizi siingii MMU wala Chit Chat, nikilog in dairect nakuja kwenye hii sredi

Hahahaha....

sijui nini · Dec 8, 2011

JF UDAKU HATARINI KUFA..!?? utata mkubwa kwenye uongozi wake...Ma MOD's wote waja juu baada ya habari zao za kutembea na members kuanikwa..TANMO kuwekwa kitimoto..waandishi wengine wakimbia ofisi..Roulette aingilia kati...watu wahisi ndie aliemuwashia moto TANMO ili kumpindua na kuendesha yeye gazeti..!!

The Finest · Dec 8, 2011

klorokwini said:
Umeona eeh! watu wanaitumia hii sredi kupigana madongo humo humo lol
Lawyer nimestukia

Hahahaha!! Klorokwin mbona unakimbia skendo zako

Roulette · Dec 8, 2011

The Finest said:
Hahahaha!! Klorokwin mbona unakimbia skendo zako

Yaani hiki hata mimi nimegundua, hasa Lizzy anavo sisitiza obsession yangu ya "LIKE" ... hahahaha

The Finest · Dec 8, 2011

RussianRoulette said:
Yaani hiki hata mimi nimegundua, hasa Lizzy anavo sisitiza obsession yangu ya "LIKE" ... hahahaha

Hahahaha!!! Mimi watu wamenipiga skendo tokea page ya kwanza hadi ya 12....na mimi sasa najibu skendo zao...lol

Viol · Dec 8, 2011

The Finest said:
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Kamera ya mpiga picha wa Udaku JF yamnasa Klorokwin akikatiza mitaa ya Kinondoni

Kwenye hiyo pic hajaonekana vizuri usoni,cheki hii.

sweetlady · Dec 8, 2011

klorokwini said:
Mambo hazarani: Hatimae Lizzy athibitisha kuwa anatoka kimapenzi na klorokwini, Sweetlady aamua kumeza panadol sita kujiuwa

Klorokwini achezea kichapo toka kwa uporoto, ni baada ya kufumaniwa Namnani gesti hausi akiwa na Husninyo....

The Finest akiri kumtongoza kongosho, ni baada ya kubanwa vilivyo na The Boss...

The Finest · Dec 8, 2011

sweetlady said:
Klorokwini achezea kichapo toka kwa uporoto, ni baada ya kufumaniwa Namnani gesti hausi akiwa na Husninyo....

The Finest akiri kumtongoza kongosho, ni baada ya kubanwa vilivyo na The Boss...

Khaaaa!!! Wewe tuna skendo zako nyingi tu subiria Klorokwin azimwage hapa halafu na mimi nitazimwaga zangu

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