Gari la Maji taka lamwaga kinyesi Ubungo Mataa

[Msarendo]

weka harufu

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Itakuwa wapiga nyoka walijua wese.

sijui mtu anafungaje hapo

 

[gmosha48]

Woool. Whuul. Maskini lunch yangu imeshaharibika

 

[miss chagga]

Usijali baby ukiwa na mimi ni mwendo wa burger,pizza,eat some more,azam cola, na vidude vingine Vitam Vitamuuuu [emoji39]
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Naomba unipe nafasi katika moyo wako miss chagga sina amani mwenzio.

dume suruali kaa mbali na mimi usiniletee kesi

 

[miss chagga]

Huambiwi km kambale ww unakuta kwny menu fish fillet with mapochopocho unakula unajiramba

umenisisimua weweee jamani

 

[Nokia83]

umenisisimua weweee jamani

Ww unadhani ile minofu ya samaki unayokula hotel hamna kambale?!

Siku hizi asilimia kubwa ni kambale ndio maana wanafugwa sn

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Walijua ni tanker la mafuta?!!!

Ohooo!!!

 

[miss chagga]

Ww unadhani ile minofu ya samaki unayokula hotel hamna kambale?!

Siku hizi asilimia kubwa ni kambale ndio maana wanafugwa sn

aaha basi tena kwa heri

 

[Zero IQ]

Harufu yake sasa hapo

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Duh!noma sana.

 

[BilioneaPATIGOO]

Only in tanzania

 

[kituko jr]

Uyo wamefungua koki na ye ajui daaaah noma sana

 

[maalimu shewedy]

Badala yake wakukuta ni crude oil, wakasepa.

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[DUME SURUALI]

dume suruali kaa mbali na mimi usiniletee kesi

[emoji87] jamani huku ni kunyanyapaliwa sasa
Miss chagga ujue mwenzio juzi nimepewa hela za urithi na viwanja heka 30!! Shauri yako bahati wenzio wanaitafuta tena mm mwenzio nilivyokuwa sio mbahili yani nitakuachia mihela yote ya urithi (milioni 40)[emoji385] [emoji385] [emoji385] [emoji383]
Kupanga ni kuchagua baby...@miss chagga.

 

[bhachu]

Badala yake wakukuta ni crude oil, wakasepa.

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[THE HOPE]

Mh! Hiyo imekaa vibaya

 

[miss chagga]

[emoji87] jamani huku ni kunyanyapaliwa sasa
Miss chagga ujue mwenzio juzi nimepewa hela za urithi na viwanja heka 30!! Shauri yako bahati wenzio wanaitafuta tena mm mwenzio nilivyokuwa sio mbahili yani nitakuachia mihela yote ya urithi (milioni 40)[emoji385] [emoji385] [emoji385] [emoji383]
Kupanga ni kuchagua baby...@miss chagga.

badilisha majina ya hati ya viwanja nipe mimi we baki na hiyo pesa

 

[Pdidy]

hapo watoto wa mjini wamefungua koki kwenye foleni

umejuaje huyooo kaombwaa buku kagma watotowakmwaibisha

 

[mangatara]

Swali ni je, dereva hakuona hii kitu au aliamua kumezea?? Na kama waliofungua wamezama na koki itakuwaje jamani?? Ningelikuwa dereva ingebidi nitemee hivyo hivyo, kheri usambaze kuliko kuleta mafuriko mahali pamoja. Ukisambaza yatakauka haraka na joto la darisalama hii

 

[Shindu Namwaka]

Serikali au Uvccm Watoe Tamko Haiwezekani Kabisa.