Don't go for six packs, go for six cars!

[Relief Mirzska]

Ukiwa unasubiri kustafu hakikisha una mwili mzuri wa mazoezi na swagger!.
Tofauti na hapo tafuta helaaa

Duh!!!😔😔😔😔😔😔

 

[Khantwe]

Hapana tatizo charge, unataka iishe yote nishindwe hata kumbipu my babe @myplusbee

Kwa hiyo WiFi yako imezimika??

 

[myplusbee]

Hamna hata ila sijui myplusbee nilimkoseaga nini mimi.[emoji23][emoji23]

Tena natangaza rasmi kwamba wewe ndie adui yangu namba moja hapa JF! Huwezi kumwaga sifa kedekede za wanaume wenye 6 packs kwa mpenzi wangu Khantwe wakati unajua kabisa mi mwenyewe nina packs 2 unusu tu 😀 😀 ,alah! Khantwe, am watching your movements na huyu cute be!!

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Niseme ule ukweli, kuna mtu niliwahi kubishana nae humu akaishia kuniita mshamba, sina exposure blah blah (he was probably right). Hizo kitu zinaitwa six packs sijawahi kuzielewa yaani sijawahi kuvutiwa nazo kabisa. Kwanza mtu akiwa nazo nakuwa naogopa hata kumshika kwenye hizo ndude, kiukweli huwa najishangaa how comes wanawake wengine zinawavutia ila mimi ni kinyume chake?

Unakuwa unaogopa hata kumshika kwenye hizo ndude??

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Hamna mwanamke atachachua kitambi au kamwili kama ka njiwa over six pack[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

Kama six packs za marehemu mzee machache???

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Mm naenda for six cars, huyo wa six packs hatonisaidia kitu

Kamatia hapo hapo bidada, ukilegeza tu imekula kwako

 

[Relief Mirzska]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] ndio hizo hizo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Wanajua sana wanachotaka ....ebu kosa hela alafu uone kama utapata mwanamke wakugegeda

Hela kama shing ngapi mkuu?? Maana naona wengine hawana kitu lakini alhamdulillah siku zinakwenda

 

[Don Clericuzio]

kaka hyo potential unaipimaje!??,... maana speaking from that note, kiupande wangu nikipima potential yangu ntaishia kua na mwajuma chautundu pale temeke uswahilini ... sema people tuna dare and balls to strive above our potentials.

That is what we call unlocking our potentials, mkuu potential siyo kwamba ni kifedha, hata seducing skills, make one believe in what you are preaching to her.

Kwenye hii sekta kuna mbinu nyingi na si wote wanataka fedha, ndiyo maana nikasema lazima umwelewe opponent.

Tottenham Hotspurs wana kauli mbiu ya "To Dare Is To Do".

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Ila si wajua mapenzi ni kutoa na kupokea?tusiwe wabinafsi tupeane.

Hii ni kwako wewe mwanamke wa nguvu! Kwa wenzako neno mapenzi lina maana tofauti, narudia tena anza na six cars, kwa ushauri zaidi muone Mwifwa

 

[myplusbee]

Kwaherini jama tanesco wamekata

Don't worry my angel, naondoka sasa hivi kwenda TANESCO kuwaambia wakufungie mtambo wako binafsi wa kuzalisha umeme wa gesi hapo home! 25 MW za umeme si zitakutosha, au?! Kama ndiyo, mwambie huyu cute b na mwenyewe akawaambie wabeba matofali wake wakamfungie japo solar power kama wataweza!

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Utility ni something very hard to please.

He has lived up to his expectations, kwa hiyo hata akiacha au akiendelea naye. That dream is fulfilled.

Duh!!!!

Tunatofautiana sana, I thought happiness is that which lasts

 

[Bhagavan]

Tafuta pesa wewe! Mzee Mengi bonge la Dingi hata 3 packs hakuwa nazo lakini akang'oa Miss Tanzania huku wana 6 packs wakiishia kubeba mabegi!!!

Hili nalo neno mkuu

 

[Don Clericuzio]

Nilidhani umeokoka moja kwa moja.
Kumbe una koloni.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahaha, dada shemeji utakuwa.

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Pale kuna usingizi mtamu[emoji23][emoji23]. Kama unapenda kudekezwa dekezwaa lakini. Maana atakuwa na mikono imetuna, kifua kimetuna basi ni kulala hapo unajihisi upo dunia nyingine.
Halafu zile za tumboni wakijikaza ndiyo huwa zinatokea,ila akikaa kawaida hamna.

Mwenye kitambi utaishia tuu kusikia minyoo, chruuuuuu, chrwaaaaa, chililiiiiiiii na ukute hana hela tena[emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126](wanaume najua wanajiandaa kuja na Uzi wa kutusema tusio na chura).

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Ee baba uliejuu, sijapata six packs, kwa mapenzi yako naomba nsikose six cars. Sema ameen

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Tafuta pesa wewe! Mzee Mengi bonge la Dingi hata 3 packs hakuwa nazo lakini akang'oa Miss Tanzania huku wana 6 packs wakiishia kubeba mabegi 😀 😀 !!!

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Hatari sana mkuu, vijana jichanganyeni tu. Tusake pesaaaaaaa kaka

 

[Don Clericuzio]

Duh!!!!

Tunatofautiana sana, I thought happiness is that which lasts

Utakufa bila kuipata hiyo happiness kwenye mapenzi.

Utility is dynamic, what pleases you today won't serve the purpose next time.

And remember the Diminishing Marginal Utility rule. Hii ni very applicable kwenye mapenzi.

 

[Bhagavan]

Hahahahahaahahah

Mkuu nakushauri seriously, anza na six cars kwanza

Nimekubali kukata tamaa mkuu mchakato wa six cars uploaded

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Ndo uone sasa, manake ulidhani mi namsinginzia huyu! Yaani nitaanza kumpigia matukio huyu; we mwache tu!!

Sitakulaumu kamwe jamaa yangu. Hawa wanawake matatizo sana

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Aiiiii, yaani nimetoka kumchimba biti myplusbee halafu sasa unakaa upande wake tena?

Nahisi sina mwenyeji hapa. Acha niende zangu sport.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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