Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Rev. Kishoka]

i like this dialogue...

• James Tyler: I think they had a sleepover last night. Built a pillow fort, roasted s'mores over the stove. Watched scary movies.
• [Comment from Raza_88]
  Do we also get to see how much time Rafa has been able to spend with Torres??
• James Tyler: Key to his survival: whispering sweet Iberian nothings in Fernando Torres' ear in a bid to make El Nino relevant again. No easy feat.
• James Tyler: "THE ENEMY."
• James Tyler: Oh, absolutely Rog. I have a soft spot for Rafa that is hard to explain. He was a good man for us, yet now he's the enemy.
• James Tyler: With Di Matteo gone and the mercurial, napkin-scribbling tactician installed for at least 18 months (if he's lucky), we'll get to see if his two-year hiatus from the game has energized or neutered him.
• Roger Bennett: Emotions will run high for you today JT. Your old beloved boss. Like Pavlov's Dog, you going to be cheering for Chelsea today just a little bit right? (slobber slobber)
• James Tyler: Today, it must be a different song entirely as the goateed ex-LFC manager is now their latest interim gaffer.
• James Tyler: Oh, the tunes Chelsea fans used to sing about Benitez.
• James Tyler: "Fat Spanish waiter... he's just a fat Spanish waiter..."

 

[ITEGAMATWI]

Duh!Aisee tunashambuliwa mwanzo mwisho! Leo sijui itakuwaje, inaonekana na mfumo anaotaka kuu-implement Benitez ni mgeni san akwa hivi vi-haki elimu vyetu.

 

[ndetichia]

haya mambo ya we trust in RDM but not in rafa halafu wanamaliza na neno Fact aisee...

 

[Ubumuntu]

chelsea fans singing ' f.u.c.k off benitez, ur not welcome here' 'only one di matteo' sijawahi sikia new manager kaenda kwenye team alafu anazomewa hakuna fan anayemtaka hii kali..bt u know what...abromavich doesnt give a hoonus about u fans

I feel sorry for this fat spanish waiter.

 

[Ubumuntu]

Pensioners, where are you?

 

[Bukayo jr]

chelsea fans singing ' f.u.c.k off benitez, ur not welcome here' 'only one di matteo' sijawahi sikia new manager kaenda kwenye team alafu anazomewa hakuna fan anayemtaka hii kali..bt u know what...abromavich doesnt give a hoonus about u fans

Hivi what will they chant if he wins a Club world cup and Epl? Its possible au kwa sababu alikuwa Liverpool na Mara mbili akiwato semi finals ya Ucl?

 

[Rev. Kishoka]

Yet another proof that Torres is garbage!

 

[HIMARS]

Mi naona fans wapuuzi kwanini wasipige kelele khs abromovic maana alikuwepo uwanjani na yy ndio kamtimua na kumleta huyu.
All in all Torres kaisha

 

[Pazi]

Mi naona fans wapuuzi kwanini wasipige kelele khs abromovic maana alikuwepo uwanjani na yy ndio kamtimua na kumleta huyu.
All in all Torres kaisha

Mkuu nakubaliana na WW wale washabiki wote wangemzomoea Abromovic labda wanamuogopa mwenye pesa, Benitez kwa Maoni yangu naye kachemsha au kafata pesa za upesi then mwakani bye hajali. Fan wa Chelsea hawakuwa na haja ya kumzomea Benitez yupo kwanza kwa muda mfupi mpaka season kuisha, Chelsea wanachomchukia Benitez ni kejeli alizowaambia kuwa Plastic fan with Plastic flag. Watu wengi wanamshangaa Abromovich ila jamaa anamachungu na pesa zake na kazi yake angekuwa Arsenal zamani Wenger angeondoshwa. Torres ndio wakutolewa Chelsea Ancelotti ndio waliomuonea si D Matteo Uengereza wana watu wao Media pia zinachangia Benitez kuchukiwa England sababu wao walitegemea Harry Redknapp atapewa kumbe Ola tizama magazeti yatavyokuwa kila siku yanaandika uzushi wa Benitez na wachezaji mtu wanayemshindwa ni Wenger pia hapendwi na Media. Wenger na Benitez ni ma Manager Media haziwapendi England.

 

[HIMARS]

Pazi umenena ila kiukweli Torres hata yeye auzwe timu nyingine maana pale hawezi fanya kitu na ndio sababu chelsea haishindi inaonekana wameambiwa wakipata mpira wampe Torres pekee ndio maana hata chances za kina Mata walizipeleka kwa Torres ila ikawa bure maana anadondoka

 

[mtotowamjini]

Hivi what will they chant if he wins a Club world cup and Epl? Its possible au kwa sababu alikuwa Liverpool na Mara mbili akiwato semi finals ya Ucl?

nikuulize umeshawahi kusikia chelsea wanatoa draw 0-0 wakati wana talent kama hazard, mata na oscar? bt benitez kaingia pale saivi wanatoa draw bila bila..

unakumbuka enzi zake liverpool? alikua anatoa draw bila bila kibaoooooo...huyo ndio benitez...HE'S BACK

 

[Ubumuntu]

Pazi umenena ila kiukweli Torres hata yeye auzwe timu nyingine maana pale hawezi fanya kitu na ndio sababu chelsea haishindi inaonekana wameambiwa wakipata mpira wampe Torres pekee ndio maana hata chances za kina Mata walizipeleka kwa Torres ila ikawa bure maana anadondoka

Kazi ya Toreshi ni hii hapa;

 

[Wacha1]

Pensioners, where are you?

Unauliza majibu khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mkuu nakubaliana na WW wale washabiki wote wangemzomoea Abromovic labda wanamuogopa mwenye pesa, Benitez kwa Maoni yangu naye kachemsha au kafata pesa za upesi then mwakani bye hajali. Fan wa Chelsea hawakuwa na haja ya kumzomea Benitez yupo kwanza kwa muda mfupi mpaka season kuisha, Chelsea wanachomchukia Benitez ni kejeli alizowaambia kuwa Plastic fan with Plastic flag. Watu wengi wanamshangaa Abromovich ila jamaa anamachungu na pesa zake na kazi yake angekuwa Arsenal zamani Wenger angeondoshwa. Torres ndio wakutolewa Chelsea Ancelotti ndio waliomuonea si D Matteo Uengereza wana watu wao Media pia zinachangia Benitez kuchukiwa England sababu wao walitegemea Harry Redknapp atapewa kumbe Ola tizama magazeti yatavyokuwa kila siku yanaandika uzushi wa Benitez na wachezaji mtu wanayemshindwa ni Wenger pia hapendwi na Media. Wenger na Benitez ni ma Manager Media haziwapendi England.

Wakimzomea Abraham o Vich timu inakufa khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Bukayo jr]

nikuulize umeshawahi kusikia chelsea wanatoa draw 0-0 wakati wana talent kama hazard, mata na oscar? bt benitez kaingia pale saivi wanatoa draw bila bila..

unakumbuka enzi zake liverpool? alikua anatoa draw bila bila kibaoooooo...huyo ndio benitez...HE'S BACK

Kutoa Draw ya 0-0 ni matokeo ya kawaida kwanza ni game ya kwanza ya Banitez nakwambia sio mediocre kama unavyotaka kuleta hapa kuna Media pale uingeleza zina utaifa sana wao walimtaka Redknapp achukue mikoba..puuuh

plastic fans hao akiwapa kombe la Dunia December watasahau nakwambia chezea mashabiki wewe

 

[Godlisten Masawe]

Mpaka leo sielewi kwanini Hazald aliichagua Chelsea badala ya Man u

 

[Bukayo jr]

Mpaka leo sielewi kwanini Hazald aliichagua Chelsea badala ya Man u

Simple walitoa pesa nzuri na anacheza mpira apate pesa!

 

[Mentor]

Simple walitoa pesa nzuri na anacheza mpira apate pesa!

Asingekua na mtu wa kulink naye vizur at man useless kama afanyavyo na kina mata na oscar

 

[Pazi]

"Rafa instantly tightens Chelsea's defence after leaving out Mata. Fact." Gary Leneker.

 

[Peasant]

I'm really angry at the Fat Spanish waiter. Why playing an extra defender when you need to win a home game against a midtable team?! What anegative approach?!
Get out of my team Rafa....End of the season can't come quicker!

 

[HIMARS]

huyu jamaa kiazi kweli na timu yote