Cheka kidogo usije ukakojoa

[Mr.mpemba]

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
Mhudumu: 65,000/=
Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!

 

[Safety last]

Nimecheka mkuu dah!kweli hiyo couple ya wasanii!

 

[HenryJr]

hiyo kali

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
Mhudumu: 65,000/=
Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!

 

[SMU]

Lol......hii kali!

 

[Ulimakafu]

Teh teh.....

 

[brightrich]

Wanakwenda kwa bajeti jamani!

 

[Luluka]

Ha ha ha!mwee

 

[Shiwawa]

Hahahaha

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

nimeshapata fundisho hapa.

 

[MAMENGAZI]

ha ha ha haaaa, mama imekula kipande yake ha ha haaa!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Baba V]

kuna mshkaji hapa anasema eti huyo jamaa lazima tu atakuwa mpare!!

 

[Babkey]

Mweeee!!

 

[Aggrey86]

dah! nimeipenda sana hii mkuu!!

 

[Angel Nylon]

Kuna mwengine yy aliagizia chai, akauliza kikombe bei gani akaambiwa mia 2 na sukari jee akaambiwa hio ni bure jamaa akaona hapo ndo pa kupata basi akaagiza chai kikombe ki1 na sukari kg 10 take away

 

[Sware]

hahahahahaha kama namuona huyo waiter alivyobaki mdomo wazi!LOL

 

[Jeji]

Kuna mwengine yy aliagizia chai, akauliza kikombe bei gani akaambiwa mia 2 na sukari jee akaambiwa hio ni bure jamaa akaona hapo ndo pa kupata basi akaagiza chai kikombe ki1 na sukari kg 10 take away

nimecheka sana dah!!

 

[MERCIFUL]

Ha ha ha. Hii hata Lol Haitoshi....Hii ni Lolest!!

 

[Perry]

Teh teh teh,huyo mdingi noma.

 

[daughter]

jamani ntapaliwa kachumbari yangu apa

 

[che-guavara]

Lah hii kali.huyo mdingi uskute ni baaria