Act like a Lady, Think like a Man

[Nyani Ngabu]

Una maana mwanamke ambaye:

1. Hayuko straight forward.
2. Anapenda surprises.
3. Yuko so obsessive.
4. Dependent.
5. Hakuambii kama anakuhitaji.
6. Her looks are paramount.
7. Siyo physical, too emotional
8. Hata news hafuatilii.
9. Ambaye bado anatumia Internet Explorer kwenye computer yake.
10. nk

How to Think Like a Man: 10 Steps - wikiHow

Hizo ndo sifa bainishi za mwanamke? Akifuatilia current events anakuwa anafikiri na kutenda kama mwanaume?

Kwa mtaji huo basi Folly Bah Thibault si mwanamke anayefikiri kama mwanamke!

 

[EMT]

NI kama Steve ana suggest
to think like a woman is think like a loser...hivi...

Tatizo tulilonalo siku hizi ni wanaume wengi wengi ku-think na ku-act like women.

Wengi wanafanya hivyo kujaribu kuwa-please wanawake.

Hata hivyo, ina-backfire maana wanawake wengi hawataki kuwa na feminine looking men.

 

[The Boss]

Tatizo tulilonalo siku hizi ni wanaume wengi wengi ku-think na ku-act like women.

Wengi wanafanya hivyo kujaribu kuwa-please wanawake.

Hata hivyo, ina-backfire maana wanawake wengi hawataki kuwa na feminine looking men.

You can say that again
halafu wanawake ni viumbe wa ajabu mno
atataka ubadilike uwe more 'sensitive' na more 'caring'
ukibadilika tu ana lose interest na wewe lol
anatafuta a real dog out there lol

 

[Mwali]

Una maana mwanamke ambaye:

1. Hayuko straight forward.
2. Anapenda surprises.
3. Yuko so obsessive.
4. Dependent.
5. Hakuambii kama anakuhitaji.
6. Her looks are paramount.
7. Siyo physical, too emotional
8. Hata news hafuatilii.
9. Ambaye bado anatumia Internet Explorer kwenye computer yake.
10. nk

How to Think Like a Man: 10 Steps - wikiHow

Tatizo ni kwamba the moment you think kua all women have a way of thinking, umesha kosea.
Kweli kunaweza kua na common trait in some women thinking ambazo hazipo kwa wanaume
but huwezi sema in general women love surprises. mwandishi wa post hii hapendi kabisa sueprises!
Vile vile huwezi sema all men think the same, ingawa kunaweza kua na idadi kubwa ya wanaume
wanao penda the same sort of things, in a given enviironment, a given education, a given class etc.
So hayo ya "think like a man" na wanaposema how men think, mi tayari naona ni kujaribu ku-mystify tu

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

You can say that again
halafu wanawake ni viumbe wa ajabu mno
atataka ubadilike uwe more 'sensitive' na more 'caring'
ukibadilika tu ana lose interest na wewe lol
anatafuta a real dog out there lol

Ushawahi jiuliza kwa nini bad boys wanakuwa wanatoka na vipusa wakali?

 

[Mwali]

You can say that again
halafu wanawake ni viumbe wa ajabu mno
atataka ubadilike uwe more 'sensitive' na more 'caring'
ukibadilika tu ana lose interest na wewe lol
anatafuta a real dog out there lol

hahahahaha, haya bwana, I give up!

 

[The Boss]

Ushawahi jiuliza kwa nini bad boys wanakuwa wanatoka na vipusa wakali?

you tell me...

 

[Gaijin]

Una maana mwanamke ambaye:

1. Hayuko straight forward.
2. Anapenda surprises.
3. Yuko so obsessive.
4. Dependent.
5. Hakuambii kama anakuhitaji.
6. Her looks are paramount.
7. Siyo physical, too emotional
8. Hata news hafuatilii.
9. Ambaye bado anatumia Internet Explorer kwenye computer yake.
10. nk

How to Think Like a Man: 10 Steps - wikiHow

Then, I'm a man!

 

[Fixed Point]

Wewe Mwali ulikuwa unabinishia sana hii kitu niliposema kuwa katika kutongozana, mwanamke ndiye wa kwanza anayeonyesha signs za njoo nitongoze.

A man would not approach a woman unless the woman shows him the signs of "come and get me" or some sort of interests in him.

As men tunakutana na wanawake wengi wazuri mitaani, tunawageukia na kuwaangalia maumbile na miondoko yao, but most of us will not approach them, unless they show us signs that they want to be approached.

Kama mwanamke ameonyesha signs za kuwa approached na mwanaume kutomwa-approach either hajui hizo signs, signs ziko too subtle au hazijui kabisa au anazijua lakini hayuko interested.

Hayawi hayawi, mwisho yamekuwa. Now Mwali is thinking like a man after disputing this for ages. lol

sina uhakika, lakini inawezekana hayo unayoyasema....
lakini pia inawezekana kunatokea kuto-kuelewana.
mfano unaweza dhani huyu dada ananiita kumbe wala hata wazo na wewe halipo.
kuna watu kama mimi huwa siwezi kum-push mtu bila sababu, mpaka anikosee ndo nitalazimika kum-push, otherwise nitakuwa friendly kwa mtu yeyote.
inawezekana kwa hiyo tabia yangu watu wanaweza wasinielewe. jinsi unavyojitahidi kuwa nice kwa mtu anadhani unamwita, kumbe ndo alivyo. akikutokea na ukamkataa mtu anakuwa hakuelewi, kichwani mwake anaamini kabisa kuwa ulikuwa unamwita, kumbe wewe kichwani kwako wala huna hata wazo la kuongea naye baadhi ya stori, let alone kutoka naye. hili pia tunaliongeleaje? KUTOKUELEWA SIGNS

 

[EMT]

hahahahahaha,
kwanza I am not thinking like a man, nimefikisha tu kitabu ili watu wasome na wajadili
he mentions the same topics we talk about over and over, he even has the generalities and bias!
Pili sikumbuki kubisha kua mwanamke hatoi signals. kama niliwahi kubisha labda ilitokana na context

But people should not rely too much on this book.

Naona kama kipo kwa ajili ya money-making zaidi.

Read it and make your own judgement.

We should not forget that we're individual and behave differently.

 

[royna]

Nadhani hicho kisehemu "Think Like a Man" ni ujumbe kwa wanaume...
halafu hicho kipande cha "Act Like a Lady" ni mahsusi kwa wanawake...

watu8, hapana kitabu chote kiko meant kwa ajili ya wananwake. Mimi chapter iliyonishangaza ni 'Why Men Cheat'

 

[EMT]

Hizo ndo sifa bainishi za mwanamke? Akifuatilia current events anakuwa anafikiri na kutenda kama mwanaume?

Kwa mtaji huo basi Folly Bah Thibault si mwanamke anayefikiri kama mwanamke!

Bearing in mind every person is unique, haziwezi kuwa kwa kila mwanamke.

Just people trying to find ways of making money and the easy target seems to be women.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

sina uhakika, lakini inawezekana hayo unayoyasema....
lakini pia inawezekana kunatokea kuto-kuelewana.
mfano unaweza dhani huyu dada ananiita kumbe wala hata wazo na wewe halipo.
kuna watu kama mimi huwa siwezi kum-push mtu bila sababu, mpaka anikosee ndo nitalazimika kum-push, otherwise nitakuwa friendly kwa mtu yeyote.
inawezekana kwa hiyo tabia yangu watu wanaweza wasinielewe. jinsi unavyojitahidi kuwa nice kwa mtu anadhani unamwita, kumbe ndo alivyo. akikutokea na ukamkataa mtu anakuwa hakuelewi, kichwani mwake anaamini kabisa kuwa ulikuwa unamwita, kumbe wewe kichwani kwako wala huna hata wazo la kuongea naye baadhi ya stori, let alone kutoka naye. hili pia tunaliongeleaje? KUTOKUELEWA SIGNS

The phenomenon of love!

 

[Fixed Point]

The phenomenon of love!

umeona eeeh!

 

[Gaijin]

kuna dada alisema this worked for her, she managed to "hoock" the man of her dreams.
Nilipo chunguza nilihisi it must be the pygmalion effect: she shared the book with her charming prince!

Hata saa mbovu inakuwa sahihi mara mbili kwa siku.

Na naamini kwamba kuna watu wengine wanasaidilika kweli kwa hivi vitabu, lakini wengi wanaovisoma kama tayari wana low self esteem haviwasaidii bali kuwazidisha

 

[EMT]

Then, I'm a man!

Let's play...

 

[The Boss]

But people should not rely too much on this book.

Naona kama kipo kwa ajili ya money-making zaidi.

Read it and make your own judgement.

We should not forget that we're individual and behave differently.

Kwenye kitabu hiki Steve ana wa enjoy mno wanawake
aliposema ili kuridhika wanahitaji four different men
ni kama amesema its impossible kumridhisha mwanamke lol

 

[Mwali]

Hata saa mbovu inakuwa sahihi mara mbili kwa siku.

Na naamini kwamba kuna watu wengine wanasaidilika kweli kwa hivi vitabu, lakini wengi wanaovisoma kama tayari wana low self esteem haviwasaidii bali kuwazidisha

IN some places niliona anatumia techniques za waganga wa kienyeji:
anaweka so many things for a simple fact that lazima uji-recognize!
kama alivo sema Bwa'nchuchu, ni mambo ya mtazamo, mtazamo wake
ni lazima kuna ambao watamuunga mkono, wengine hawamuungi,
na wengine wanaunga baadhi, na ku-reject baadhi ya anayo sema.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kwenye kitabu hiki Steve ana wa enjoy mno wanawake
aliposema ili kuridhika wanahitaji four different men
ni kama amesema its impossible kumridhisha mwanamke lol

And from the looks of it he made a killing. Couple that with his nationally syndicated morning radio talk show and the feature film based on it- Think Like A Man-, he is sitting pretty.

 

[EMT]

sina uhakika, lakini inawezekana hayo unayoyasema....
lakini pia inawezekana kunatokea kuto-kuelewana.
mfano unaweza dhani huyu dada ananiita kumbe wala hata wazo na wewe halipo.
kuna watu kama mimi huwa siwezi kum-push mtu bila sababu, mpaka anikosee ndo nitalazimika kum-push, otherwise nitakuwa friendly kwa mtu yeyote.
inawezekana kwa hiyo tabia yangu watu wanaweza wasinielewe. jinsi unavyojitahidi kuwa nice kwa mtu anadhani unamwita, kumbe ndo alivyo. akikutokea na ukamkataa mtu anakuwa hakuelewi, kichwani mwake anaamini kabisa kuwa ulikuwa unamwita, kumbe wewe kichwani kwako wala huna hata wazo la kuongea naye baadhi ya stori, let alone kutoka naye. hili pia tunaliongeleaje? KUTOKUELEWA SIGNS

Agreed.

Kutokuelewa kuko sana, tena kwa pande zote mbili.

Kwa mfano, nina tabia (sijui ni mbaya au ni nzuri) nikitambulishwa kwa mwanamke, kama amependeza kutokana na efforts zake, huwa namwambia genuinely and innocently kuwa amependeza.

Noma, ni ukishaondoka eneo la makutano, nakuja kuambiwa baadae kuwa, "...unajua yule mwanamke niliyekutambulisha siku pale blah blah?" ...... "Ana-kumind.."

Sometimes, just joking around, tayari mwingine anachukulia seriously.