A Simple Questions to You All....!

[Mtoboasiri]

1. What is it that all men have, some have it short, some have it long, a married man gives it to his wife but the Pope does not use his?
2. What is it that a cow has four but a woman has two?

 

[Mtoboasiri]

BWT: I wanted to post only one question, but on a spar of a moment I added the second but forgot to edit properly the heading. Can someone edit it and remove the "A" in the heading please?

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Wakuu vipi bana! Nipeni mji niwape majibu (na nina uhakika 300% kuwa wengi wenu mliopitia uzi huu mnauhusisha na mambo ya kikubwa)! I assure you, the answers are innocent enough!

 

[felinda]

1.dick
2.breast

 

[farkhina]

Maswali rahisi kama uji kwa mgonjwa lol

 

[Mtoboasiri]

1.dick
2.breast

wrong!

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Maswali rahisi kama uji kwa mgonjwa lol

Kama rahisi mbona hutoi majibu yake?

 

[farkhina]

Kama rahisi mbona hutoi majibu yake?

nlikua nasubiri wewe mtoboasiri ufanye kazi yako

 

[John locke]

1. Surname

 

[mkupuo]

Mimi nimezoea kujibu maswali magumu tu.cjibu maswali rahisi hivyo!

 

[Mtoboasiri]

1. Surname

Good, very good!

 

[Mtoboasiri]

nlikua nasubiri wewe mtoboasiri ufanye kazi yako

Haya natoboa siri, (japo John Locke katoa jibu la question 1 tayari):
1. Surname
2. Miguu

Got it guys???

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Mimi nimezoea kujibu maswali magumu tu.cjibu maswali rahisi hivyo!

Huna lolote Mkupuo! Huko ni kujishaua tu! Anyway, hongera kwa kujaribu kushindwa.

 

[Pancras Suday]

Mbona umekopi baadhi ya maswali aliyokuwa anaulizwa mwanafunzi mwenye akili aliyetakiwa kupandishwa darasa na mwalimu wake mbele ya mwalimu mkuu, subiri nikaikopi nzima nije kui-paste hapa ili ujue we si mjanja

 

[farkhina]

Ohhh...ahsante kwa majibu.karibu tende na kahawa

 

[Ston Merchant]

1. What is it that all men have, some have it short, some have it long, a married man gives it to his wife but the Pope does not use his?
2. What is it that a cow has four but a woman has two?

1. a RING

2. Breasts

 

[Prisoner 46664]

1.surname
2.titis

 

[Mtoboasiri]

1. A ring

2. Breasts

wrong!!!

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Ohhh...ahsante kwa majibu.karibu tende na kahawa

Shukrani. Nije peke yangu? (Nawaza kumkaribisha jamaa yangu Rev Masanilo!)

 

[Mtoboasiri]

1. a RING

2. Breasts

Nope! Not at all!