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[Viol]

sasa huyo dada kwanini alizimia?
Teh teh teh

Dada alizimia,alidhani mzee analetea kipingamizi

 

[Husninyo]

Husninyo sanyku.......hujanipa sankx hata kwa siku moja leo ndo nimepata

rudi mmu nitakuwa nakupa mathanks hadi utoke kitambi.

 

[SnowBall]

mkuu umetisha!!..hasa ile ya Jambazi na Mchungaji!!!

 

[sweetlady]

Baada ya shughuli kitandani MWANAMKE alimwambia mwanaume, "Gitaa lako dogo" MWANAUME akajibu: Sawa lakini sikujua kama nitatumbuiza Uwanja wa Taifa!.

Lol...

 

[Viol]

rudi mmu nitakuwa nakupa mathanks hadi utoke kitambi.

mmu nitarudi soon wala usijali

 

[harakat]

MUME: Mke wangu nimepata tatizo ofisini.MKE: Mume wangu unakosea kusema hivyo, sisi ni mwili mmoja, sema tumepata tatizo.MUME: Kweli mke wangu, TUMEZAA NA SECRETARI.

yah nimeikubali ....

 

[KANCHI]

Dah zime2lia!!

 

[Viol]

Dah zime2lia!!

thanks mkuu

 

[Kaka Sam]

Tehe tehe teheeeeeeeeeee.....

 

[Kinabo]

Thanks. You made my day.

 

[Viol]

Thanks. You made my day.

ur welcom mkuu

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Umetisha mbayaa

 

[Viol]

Umetisha mbayaa

thanks mkuu

 

[jackline]

nzuri sana hizi mkuu excellent maana nimeongeza siku za kuishi kwa kucheka.

 

[Viol]

nzuri sana hizi mkuu excellent maana nimeongeza siku za kuishi kwa kucheka.

ur welcome jackline

 

[AMINATA 9]

Mhudumu analeta supu huku katia kidole ndani ya bakuli.MTEJA: mbona unaweka dole lako ndani ya supu yangu?MHUDUMU: dactari kaniambia kidonda kiwe na joto saa zote ndio kitapona.MTEJA(kwa hasira): si uwe unakichomeka matakoni kwako muda wote.MHUDUMU: ndio huwa nafanya hivyo nikiwa jikoni.

u always make happy

 

[Viol]

u always make happy

Aminata teh teh teh...thanks my dia

 

[yangoma]

we ni noumaaa

 

[Bhavick]

Hakyanani msee wangu,nimenyosha mikono juu,ishara ya kusarenda,unatisha kama Osama.

 

[Viol]

Hakyanani msee wangu,nimenyosha mikono juu,ishara ya kusarenda,unatisha kama Osama.

teh teh teh thanks mkuu