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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Sep 10, 2008.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

    Sep 10, 2008
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    A popular Motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

    He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

    The audience was in silence and shock.
    The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
    Laughter and applause continued!

    A week later, a top manager trained by that Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
    He was a bit foggy after a drink.
    He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
    The wife went wan with shock and rage.
    Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
    the manager finally blurted out "I can't remember who she was!"

    A hard slap ended up on his face.
  2. Kibibi

    Kibibi New Member

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    serves him right for not remembering tehetehetehe