Hey, mamacita, let's do ......................
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh...
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway in Iraq, when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him...
ndugu wenzangu ni hali ya kusikitisha sana inayowzukia hawa ndugu zetu albino's...imefika sasa hata watoto albino's ukiwakuta wanavuka barabarani ukawafwata kuwasaidia wanakimbia kama...
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to...
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by...
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:
"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of...
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is a man from Bongo.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Man From...
Mtoto Monica alitumwa kibandani na baba yake kumletea gazeti la tarehe kumi.
Aliporejea akasema; baba nimekosa gazeti la tarehe 10 ila nimeleta ya tarehe 5 mawili!
The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear...
Enjoy !
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It...
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
'Sir,' she said, 'You may use the...
This maths test can predict your role model...
Try it without looking at the Answer!
Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9
Then Use that no.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3
Multiply with 3
You'll get a...
Kuna chizi flani alipanda juu mnara mrefu sana,uliojengwa kwa zege,na nondo..sikumbuki ni wa kumbukumbu au laah?!!na kupanda kwake ni shughuli pevu,urefu ni kama zile twin tower za epa.....basi...
This is what happened when a certain Company put up the following memo:
OFFICE MEMO:
May all members of staff please note that there will only be one drink per person at this year's...
A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for
Wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting
great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the...
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