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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, Dec 7, 2008.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
    began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What
    about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
    I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
    & searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
    & checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
    everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
    with a heart attack & died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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    mkuyu New Member

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    yeah this always happens in our ordinary lives just mistaking the right 4 wrong en the wrong 4 the right,know what where you don't expect is where you expect!

  5. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Sorry for two of them.How come they are in heaven!